FB: American Rivers Conference

[DutchFan2004]

Reason #1 to work at ESPN: Erin Andrews  

Well maybe for a single guy your age it would be.

[DutchFan2004]

A bit of industry jargon you can throw at your friends...

AFR =  Accidental Fecal Release

What was the caddy shack line ewwwwww dudy

[Purple Heys]

Reason #1 to work at ESPN: Erin Andrews  

Dana Jacobson - Valley HS in West Des Moines' own.

Not as good a reason as Erin Andrews but still worth the climb.

[Purple Heys]

A bit of industry jargon you can throw at your friends...

AFR =  Accidental Fecal Release

What was the caddy shack line ewwwwww dudy

That would be an AFR.

[Purple Heys]

You think Al Davis would have put up with Favre's crap?

Uh, hello Brett...take a seat next to Mah-cus.

I don't know he might have.  I think Davis puts up with more than most.  The question is what would Lombardi have done.   

Al would have chilled Favre out the same way he iced Marcus Allen.

It's a different NFL than in Lombardi's day.

[Charlie Kohawk]

Good to hear that flood recovery in Cedar Rapids has progressed enough for the conference office to return to its downtown offices. You have to wonder, though, why they need offices at all.

[sportsknight]

Reason #1 to work at ESPN: Erin Andrews  

Bingo.

Dana Jacobson - Valley HS in West Des Moines' own.

Not as good a reason as Erin Andrews but still worth the climb.

I hear she has some interesting things to say about Notre Dame when you get some vodka in her.

A bit of industry jargon you can throw at your friends...

AFR =  Accidental Fecal Release

Like a shart?

And just to get it out of the way...I would vote against the whole "confidence picks" theory for the pick-em.  I think the old/current system is just fine.

[Purple Heys]

Good to hear that flood recovery in Cedar Rapids has progressed enough for the conference office to return to its downtown offices. You have to wonder, though, why they need offices at all.

They need a place to put the phones.  That are ringing off the hook.  To request full realtime video webcast of all IIAC games.

[Purple Heys]

I hear she has some interesting things to say about Notre Dame when you get some vodka in her.

All the more reason she should have something else to do with her mouth...once you get a few Vodkas in her. 

[doolittledog]

Good to hear that flood recovery in Cedar Rapids has progressed enough for the conference office to return to its downtown offices. You have to wonder, though, why they need offices at all.

They need a place to put the phones.  That are ringing off the hook.  To request full realtime video webcast of all IIAC games.

But with PH sitting at home watching Heys Jr. on the computer we won't be able to tailgate with him and his bell...and beer!!! 

[Purple Heys]

There has to be a punter and a kicker at Cornell, tryout each student, girls too, until we find a punter to average 40 yards a kick and a kicker to make field goals inside the 30. .

5 IIAC punters in the last 5 years have averaged 40 yards/punt so if Cornell can find someone out of the blue to do that, consider me very impressed.

Have a little faith, wish us up some good luck.

I'll take a punter that can contribute the IIAC average punt.

NCAA should move Men's Soccer to the Spring or Winter so we can get some of those guys out to kick for the football team.

[5 Words or Less]

Not much love for the Knights in the top 25 poll. 

Pat, who decides D3football.com's polls?

[Klopenhiemer]

There has to be a punter and a kicker at Cornell, tryout each student, girls too, until we find a punter to average 40 yards a kick and a kicker to make field goals inside the 30. .

5 IIAC punters in the last 5 years have averaged 40 yards/punt so if Cornell can find someone out of the blue to do that, consider me very impressed.

Have a little faith, wish us up some good luck.

I'll take a punter that can contribute the IIAC average punt.

NCAA should move Men's Soccer to the Spring or Winter so we can get some of those guys out to kick for the football team.

Cornell might find a few decent db's on the mens soccer field as well

[BeaverOfYore]

I hear she has some interesting things to say about Notre Dame when you get some vodka in her.

All the more reason she should have something else to do with her mouth...once you get a few Vodkas in her. 

Purple Heys, official dirty old man of IIAC message board.  Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[BeaverOfYore]

There has to be a punter and a kicker at Cornell, tryout each student, girls too, until we find a punter to average 40 yards a kick and a kicker to make field goals inside the 30. .

5 IIAC punters in the last 5 years have averaged 40 yards/punt so if Cornell can find someone out of the blue to do that, consider me very impressed.

Have a little faith, wish us up some good luck.

I'll take a punter that can contribute the IIAC average punt.

NCAA should move Men's Soccer to the Spring or Winter so we can get some of those guys out to kick for the football team.

Cornell might find a few decent db's on the mens soccer field as well

If Cornell is anything like BV, the soccer team is full of DBs.