Interesting Player Names

[smedindy]

I don't know...it seems the Electrons are always negative and I like teams that have a positive attitude!   

[Ron Boerger]

Better yet would be the Neutrinos ... nothing can stop them!   

[football2007]

there was a high school senior i believe linebacker that is going to easter illinois, his name is Nick Nasti  great football name i think

[TC]

I've always been partial to the Aitkin (MN) Gobblers.

[K-Mack]

Smed and Ron ... boooooo!

Nick Nasti ... 

[PA_wesleyfan]

Nick Nasti can always use the name for the WWE if football doesn't work out..

[AUPepBand]

Alfred University has a freshman fullback coming all the way from Anchorage, Alaska to pursue an education in AU's specialty....ceramic engineering. (No, not necessarily designing a better toilet....ceramic materials have a multitude of high-tech applications these days). He's a keeper.

The kid's name is Keeper Nott.

[frank uible]

Never mind.

[BrightGuy]

I haven't read them all, but you you can't leave out:
DePauw Tigers:
18 Spud Dick QB 5-11 190 Sr.
11 Jeff Bonner WR 6-0 185 Sr.
13 Tim Himrod WR 5-10 155 Fr.
23 Justin Hacker WR 6-1 170 Fr.

Take your pick on:
Dick completes to ...

[BrightGuy]

Wooster QB - Assman

[ADL70]

I believe you mean Capital

[smedindy]

Wabash has a few interesting freshmen -

DB Keonta Virge
QB Josh "Promised You A" Miracle
RB Tommy Mambourg
QB Josh Raspopovich
RB Fenton Blew (So XFER)
DB Matt Zakrzewski (A heck of a Scrabble hand...)

[reality check]

Browsing OAC rosters, here's the best I could find of the guys that weren't mentioned last season:

Interesting Names:

Cody Cruzen     ONU     FR     DB (and he looks like he played in Dazed and Confused)
Benny Junco     ONU     FR     DB
Humphrey Edomwande     ONU     RB
Chukubueze Iheama     JCU     SO     DL
Blaine Balderston     JCU     FR     DE
Carter Shaver    Marietta     SR     LB (watch the pick em spreads)
Ryan Bobo     Marietta     FR     FB
Revenel Severe    Musky     SO     DL
Jihad Quran     Wilma     FR     DL   (Holy struggle, holy book)
Varden Pierre     Berg     SO     FB
Mickey Mental    BW    SR     QB  (I know I listed him last yr but the name is that good)
Andrew Allmandinger     CAP     SO     LB
Michael Zag     CAP     SO     WR  (Should have zigged)
CJ Carroll     OTT     FR     WR  (selfish pick: my hs was CJ, rival hs was Carroll)
Brett and Elliott Glass     OTT     SR/SO     DB/WR  (They make up Brett Elliott)
Lambert Budzinski     MUC     SO     DE

Celebrity Names:

David Carr     JCU     FR     WR?  (Was he cut by Carolina?)
Casey Jones     JCU     FR     SS  (Mighty Casey)
Will Smith     JCU     FR     LB  (Getting jiggy wit it)
Dustin Rhodes     MUSKY     FR     DL   (Former WWF wrestler Gold Dust)
Alex Keeton     Wilma     FR     DL  (Michael J Fox's character on Family Ties)
Kenny Smith     CAP     FR    WR  ("The Jet", NBA basketball analyst)
Will Smith     CAP     SR     OL  (Still getting jiggy wit it)
Sammy Kershaw     MUC     FR     LB  (country music star)
Josh Hamilton     MUC     FR     LB  (Cincy Reds; comeback POY candidate)

[K-Mack]

We should assign everyone a conference and do a complete list that way.

This could definitely be a topic of the week.

[bushman]

I always liked I.M. Hipp.  A back from one of those dixie scholls some years ago.