Interesting Player Names

[Purple Heys]

Cornell College's Freshman WR #88 Thaddeus Derbyshire sounds like a character from the upcoming Sherlock Holmes movie.

...or, at 5'8" 162, a hobbit.

[Gray Fox]

Today I went to Sherman, Texas to catch a couple of quarters of the Birmingham-Southern at Austin College game.  The wide receivers coach for Austin College is named Austin Coachman.
The starting right guard for Austin is Patrick Coleman.  Sounds like a possible D3 Football All-American.

[K-Mack]

Yeah been meaning to revive this thread with Patrick Coleman. Good call.

This one I didn't believe was real:
http://www.widenerpride.com/roster.aspx?rp_id=2357

I'm sure he gets tired of 90s R&B references from corny older folks. How many Tevins are there to begin with?

[thewaterboy]

Heres a fun one to say: Sosthene Kapepula. LB for Wesley. (Sus-then)

[panthersfan]

Hanover O-linemen

Matt Money   
Josiah Nickels

[ADL70]

Waiting for Kickoff and perusing CWRU's roster found an interesting train of player names:

Collin Desens
Colin MacLeod
Cullen Dolan
Cullin Brown

[smedindy]

Around the NCAC:

Allegheny - FR DL Quinntin Tarbox
Allegheny - SR DL Blayze Schindler
Denison - JR DB Riley Tight (always on press coverage)
Denison - SO LB Cameron Crowe (an auteur in our midst?)
DePauw - JR DL Tophel Secuskie
Wittenberg - SO QB Chris Sookdeo
Wittenberg - FR WR Preston Snodgrass (the class butler???)
Wooster - JR RB     Jimmy Tomcufcik (please, no typos...)
Wabash - FR QB Bauer Schmeltz

[hazzben]

Here's an old school one.

Back in the day Northwestern College had a standout Linebacker named...

Kirby Scull

He was pretty good too. 3x All-Conference - 162, 188 and 180 tackles in the 1988-1990 seasons and he recorded 28 tackles in a game three times.

Linebacker Scull lived up to his name pretty well 

[K-Mack]

Buffalo State - Caesarae Lewis
Lycoming - Parker Showers

[hazzben]

Bethel olineman Britton Stratton, 2nd cousin to Briggs, word is he's got a motor that doesn't stop... 

[New Tradition]

Bethel olineman Britton Stratton, 2nd cousin to Briggs, word is he's got a motor that doesn't stop... 

Hahaha...oh, good gravey!!  K+

[MonroviaCat]

Here is a Freshman QB for Lewis and Clark:  Greg Goodenough

I mean, how good is he?

[smedindy]

DePauw has a RB named Armani Cato.

The jokes can write themselves.

[Ron Boerger]

Rhodes has a freshman WR named Jonathan Wiener.

Before you start with the yuk yuks (or wonder why): Jonathan Wiener is also the name of the young man who made the play-by-play call on the Trinity-Millsaps Miracle play ten five years ago this year. 

EDIT:  can't believe I whiffed on the date, thanks K-Mack!

[K-Mack]

Rhodes has a freshman WR named Jonathan Wiener.

Before you start with the yuk yuks (or wonder why): Jonathan Wiener is also the name of the young man who made the play-by-play call on the Trinity-Millsaps Miracle play ten years ago this year.

Only because I have the mug on my desk at work, the date of the miracle was Oct. 27, 2007, or roughly five years ago.

Catholic and Lycoming have some good names.

http://www.cuacardinals.com/sports/fball/2012-13/roster
(T.J. Tutone, Timbo McGarry and Eric Hrynczyszyn)

I have to look the Lyco ones up but I remember liking some off that roster