FB: Ohio Athletic Conference

[theaprof]

The refs were from the NCAC.

[formerd3db]

msjfbfan:

See theaprof's post.  Yes, I know what you mean.  As I was attempting to explain, my concern was over their attitude i.e. their "lack of concern" and the potential injury issues as well.

theaprof:  Thanks for the clarification.

[2minuteO]

Good Luck this weekend Cap... Going ot be tough for Pentello to follow up his effort from last weekend.. Passing for over 400 yards is quite an accomplishment... Smith rushed for over a hundred and Mulkey over 50...

[e_lee]

Definitely interested in meeting up with a few people.  Probably won't be getting there til around 11 or later as I am leaving from Ashtabula County and thats a 3 hour drive, possibly hung over at that.

Hard to believe that this past weekend was Rocky Pentello's first 400 yard passing game.

[HScoach]

Hard to believe that this past weekend was Rocky Pentello's first 400 yard passing game.

I agree. You'd think sometime in his 11 years at Cap that he'd have done it before...................

[e_lee]

I sort of left that joke out there for anyone to make.  You are welcome for the assist.

[HScoach]

The following is a little late, but it's still worth the read:



Little Johnny was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up --- fireman, policeman, salesman, etc.  Little Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to
work on some coloring, and took Little Johnny aside to ask him, "Is that really
true about your father?"
                 
"No," said Little Johnny. "He coaches Michigan football, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."


GO BUCKS!

[Mr. Ypsi]

The following is a little late, but it's still worth the read:



Little Johnny was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up --- fireman, policeman, salesman, etc.  Little Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to
work on some coloring, and took Little Johnny aside to ask him, "Is that really
true about your father?"
                 
"No," said Little Johnny. "He coaches Michigan football, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."


GO BUCKS!

hscoach,

I admit that was pretty funny, but couldn't you have held it 'til after Bo's funeral.

[JK]

hscoach,

here is a better one:

It is late in the OSU-Michigan game on an overcast day.  Michigan has the ball on the OSU 3, with 2 seconds left, and down 14-10.  There is time for one more play. Lloyd Carr calls timeout. As the team is coming to the sideline, Lloyd looks to the heavens and says, "God - I've been a good man. A church going man. I've tried to do what's right and I've never asked you for anything. But, this is a big game and if I could get a little guidance, I would be forever grateful".

The clouds part, sun shines on Lloyd and he hears a voice bellow "I Right 39 Pitch Trap". Lloyd can't believe it! God himself gave him the play! It'll work for sure. The team comes to the sideline and Lloyd excitedly gives them the play.

The timeout ends and the teams come back on the field. Lloyd can barely contain his excitement - he's going to win.

Play resumes and the ball is snapped. The Michigan QB pitches to the back.

For a split second, there's a hole - which is quickly filled by Laurinaitis, who tackles the Michigan back short of the goal line.

Time expires and Ohio State players storm the field to celebrate.

Lloyd is in shock - he can't believe the play didn't work.  Lloyd looks to the heavens and cries, "God - why did you call THAT play?"

God looks down, shrugs, turns to his right and says, "Woody - why did we call that play?"

[Kira & Jaxon's Dad]

Raiders are playing two Blue and Orange teams in a row.  Think the coaches/players will get confused watching tape and trying to remember tendancies? 

[cu parent]

Capitals o-line gave Rocky all day to throw the ball. When he has  that much time he will pick you apart. They also opened some nice holes. It all starts up front.

[formerd3db]

Raiders are playing two Blue and Orange teams in a row.  Think the coaches/players will get confused watching tape and trying to remember tendancies? 

Naw, we (Hope) didn't play good in either game (i.e. Wheaton; Mount)

[purple]

  Lloyd Carr passes away after a long and happy life and is immediatly ushered into heaven.He is astounded to see "Bo" running around a football field ,yelling at his players,ordering asst. coaches around,and berrating officials."Is that Bo Schembechler?",asks Carr. "No",explains Saint Peter,"that's God;he just thinks he's Coach Schembechler."

[runyr]

hscoach, JK, & purple,
Thanks for the jokes! 

[HScoach]

Anyone still alive in here?