FB: College Conference of Illinois and Wisconsin

[Jim Matson]

Is John related to Bob Meyer?

[Carthage Fan]

John Sedeska's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools John Sedeska.

John Sedeska once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

John Sedeska owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.

John Sedeska can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

John Sedeska was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.

Superman owns a pair of John Sedeska pajamas.

John Sedeska can build a snowman out of rain.

Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. John Sedeska can throw Brett Favre even further.

Bullets dodge John Sedeska.


John Sedeska can tie his shoes with his feet.

Yea, but can he coach?   

[Redmen96]

A karma hit for this?  Very lame

[Carthage Fan]

A karma hit for this?  Very lame

Redmen,

You talking about my post or yours?  Sorry if you thought mine was lame....was a little attempted humor.  Very little I guess, but I thought the wink was a clue.

[Redmen96]

No I was talking about my Karma dropping 2 points for my post.

[redman04]

No I was talking about my Karma dropping 2 points for my post.

Don't cry my friend     Here's a K your way

Why not some K for every one on good ol page 968

[washdupcard]

No I was talking about my Karma dropping 2 points for my post.

I thought they were hilarious.  I gave you guys a +K.

[Carthage Fan]

No I was talking about my Karma dropping 2 points for my post.

If I could give +karma I would...I thought all your "Sedeskaisms" were great!

[izzy stradlin]

Here is an interview of Wheaton Defensive Coordinator Rod Sandberg by a Philadelphia Eagles website.  They discus a variety of topics regarding Studebaker's jump to the NFL including the DE to OLB transition similar to Chris Gocong and the Eagles using more 3-4 next year.

http://www.bleedinggreennation.com/2008/5/22/524809/bgn-live-21-a-closer-look

The audio is a bit lengthy ---the text below hits most of the highlights.

[Redmen96]

John Sedeska CAN believe it's not butter.

John Sedeska can divide by zero.

Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered John Sedeska"

It takes John Sedeska 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, John Sedeska lives in Wisconsin.

John Sedeska can slam a revolving door.

John Sedeska wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

John Sedeska can judge a book by its cover.

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into John Sedeska.


John Sedeska once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.


John Sedeska can get Blackjack with just one card.

[redman04]

Alien visitors ask John Sedeska to probe them.

[matblake]

If John Sedeska falls in the woods, there is a sound, even if there is nobody around to hear it.

[Gregory Sager]

If a northbound Metra train leaves Ogilvie Transportation Center in downtown Chicago traveling at forty miles per hour, while at the same time John Sedeska leaves the Kenosha train station 55 miles north of downtown Chicago and runs southward down the tracks at sixty miles per hour, how long will it take before John Sedeska derails the Metra train?

[Superfoot Wallace]

If the 4-4 flex morphs to the 5-2 flex, which DT thinks Fencik is Planck?

signed,
Rheostat

[burly]

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for John Sedeska.

John Sedeska doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures John Sedeska has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with John Sedeska.

John Sedeska does not sleep. He waits.

John Sedeska counted to infinity - twice.

When John Sedeska does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

John Sedeska is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

John Sedeska can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

John Sedeska doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

If you have five dollars and John Sedeska  has five dollars, John Sedeska  has more money than you. 

There is no 'ctrl' button on John Sedeska's computer. John Sedeska is always in control. 
   
Apple pays John Sedeska  99 cents every time he listens to a song. 
 
John Sedeska destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise. 

One more....

JOHN SEDESKA IS MY DADDY!