FB: Northwest Conference

[bbaddict]

I KNOW Linfield would never join you.

....we'd like to be playing now.......

Time to change boards -- your basketball team looked pretty sharp against WOU last Saturday night.  Might be a decent season for Linfield men's BB.

[D O.C.]

D O.C - our current one is only a junior and we like him a lot...

Of course! You liked the ones that DJ moved out too!

OK. OK. cawdad pulled the covers. I'll shut up.
Can't go back to the basketball board because OxyBob informed me we're 1-2.

[bluenote]

Time to change boards -- your basketball team looked pretty sharp against WOU last Saturday night.  Might be a decent season for Linfield men's BB.

Oh....that's nice.....

[bluenote]

Pat....do you know which games will have web video broadcasts this weekend?  Thanks!

[Sabretooth Tiger]

Hey Bob, are you that kid we used to beat up in high school? . . . . Good enough that you obviously don't feel like the preppy little, snobbist, elite, rich kid Jr. College you root for would stand a chance if they were ever competent enough to get far enough into the playoffs to play them.

I'm pretty sure that OxyBob will refuse to get into a battle of wits with an unarmed man.

[Pat Coleman]

Pat....do you know which games will have web video broadcasts this weekend?  Thanks!

Just Wartburg/UW-Whitewater, it seems.

[RedandPurple]

This has been posted before, but I thought it might be appropriate now with all the talk about recruitment, school size, and academics:

No Child Left Behind: The Football Version
Author Unknown, additions by Carolyn K., director, Hoagies' Gifted Education Page

   1. All teams must make the state playoffs, and all will win the championship. If a team does not win the championship, they will be on probation until they are the champions, and coaches will be held accountable.
       
   2. All kids will be expected to have the same football skills at the same time and in the same conditions. No exceptions will be made for interest in football, a desire to perform athletically, or genetic abilities or disabilities. ALL KIDS WILL PLAY FOOTBALL AT A PROFICIENT LEVEL.
       
   3. When players arrive at any game with remedial skills in football for any reason, their coaches will be penalized for their performance, regardless of how long the players have been on the team. 
       
   4. If remedial players do not achieve proficiency by the next statistically recorded game, their coaches and athletic directors will be put on probation.  After several games of probation, coaches and athletic directors may be released.  Coach and athletic director probation and release will not be conditional on the size of gains in the remedial players football skills; players must reach proficiency. 
       
   5. Talented players will be asked to work out on their own without instruction. Coaches will use all their instructional time with the athletes who aren't interested in football, have limited athletic ability or whose parents don't like football.
       
   6. All coaches will be proficient in all aspects of football, or they will be released.
       
   7. Games will be played year round, but statistics will only be kept in the 4th, 8th and 11th games.
       
   8. This will create a New Age of sports where every school is expected to have the same level of talent and all teams will reach the same minimal goals.

If no football player gets ahead, then no football player will be left behind.

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Pat....do you know which games will have web video broadcasts this weekend?  Thanks!

Just Wartburg/UW-Whitewater, it seems.

Oh good...that's the one I'd like to see the most right now! The West Final.

[bleedpurple]

Hey Bob, are you that kid we used to beat up in high school? . . . . Good enough that you obviously don't feel like the preppy little, snobbist, elite, rich kid Jr. College you root for would stand a chance if they were ever competent enough to get far enough into the playoffs to play them.

I'm pretty sure that OxyBob will refuse to get into a battle of wits with an unarmed man.

I'm pretty sure that OxyBob will refuse to get into a battle of wits with ANYONE. He's a hit and run artist who will not engage in debate. He throws out a partial picture of "statistics" based on his well reknowned ability to "research". Does he even realize he is slandering one of the most highly rated business schools in the country? His posts are a  joke.

[Pat Coleman]

Pat....do you know which games will have web video broadcasts this weekend?  Thanks!

Just Wartburg/UW-Whitewater, it seems.

Oh good...that's the one I'd like to see the most right now! The West Final.

Well, you'll have to wait until Saturday.

[OxyBob]

Oh and Bob? I don't think you should use the word "frickin". It doesn't reflect well on your preppy school.

If Whitewater were in D-I they'd be Frickin Fresno State.

OxyBob

[stanbob]

Being too lazy to do the research, let me ask this question:  Enrollmentwise, how does the WIAC compare to other D3 conferences and also to D2 conferences?

[OxyBob]

Being too lazy to do the research, let me ask this question:  Enrollmentwise, how does the WIAC compare to other D3 conferences and also to D2 conferences?

Whitewater 9,016

D2Football.com Top 25

Grand Valley State 20,146
Abilene Christian 4,151
Northwest Missouri State 5,782
Delta State 4,392
Central Washington 10,145
North Alabama 7,323
Minnesota-Duluth 9,172
California (PA) 6,299
West Texas A&M 5,627
Tuskegee 2,510
Chadron State 3,000
Pittsburg State 5,900
Valdosta State 9,728
Bloomsburg 7,783
Indiana University (PA) 11,748
Ashland 6,500
Edinboro 7,686
Tusculum 2,053
Nebraska-Omaha 14,903
Carson-Newman 1,942
Minnesota State-Mankato 17,000
West Chester 12,800
Wayne State (NE) 3,550
East Stroudsburg 5,889
Fayetteville State 5,029

OxyBob

[OxyBob]

Being too lazy to do the research, let me ask this question:  Enrollmentwise, how does the WIAC compare to other D3 conferences and also to D2 conferences?

D3football.com Top 25

Mount Union 2,095
North Central 2,236
Millsaps 1,085
UW-Whitewater 9,016
UMHB 2,263
Willamette 1,701
Wesley 1,843
Hardin-Simmons 2,211
UW-Stevens Point 7,719
Otterbein 2,088
Case Western Reserve 3,252
Ithaca 5,966
Occidental 1,823
Muhlenberg 2,258
Wabash 853
Cortland State 5,567
Salisbury 5,648
Franklin 983
Washington and Jefferson 1,342
Trine 1,111
Christopher Newport 4,329
Monmouth 1,252
Hobart 1,866
St. John's 1,754
Wheaton 2,349

OxyBob

[voice]

Being too lazy to do the research, let me ask this question:  Enrollmentwise, how does the WIAC compare to other D3 conferences and also to D2 conferences?

Whitewater 9,016

D2Football.com Top 25

Grand Valley State 20,146
Abilene Christian 4,151
Northwest Missouri State 5,782
Delta State 4,392
Central Washington 10,145
North Alabama 7,323
Minnesota-Duluth 9,172
California (PA) 6,299
West Texas A&M 5,627
Tuskegee 2,510
Chadron State 3,000
Pittsburg State 5,900
Valdosta State 9,728
Bloomsburg 7,783
Indiana University (PA) 11,748
Ashland 6,500
Edinboro 7,686
Tusculum 2,053
Nebraska-Omaha 14,903
Carson-Newman 1,942
Minnesota State-Mankato 17,000
West Chester 12,800
Wayne State (NE) 3,550
East Stroudsburg 5,889
Fayetteville State 5,029

OxyBob

OxyBob - you must have a hell of a bad case of penis envy