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[ElRetornodelEspencio]

Just remember, you all are the ones that came to me asking for content and I told you I couldn't do it because of the lack of respect YOU gave me in situations just like this, and then people threw their respective hissy fits about it and now I'm a huge villain. Which is whatever. I don't care. I don't care about much anymore. Trump is president and I'm in a program possessed by the devil and winter is coming and I've decided not to care abotu any of it. And so I really don't care about what someone on the internet thinks of me.

So I hope it made you feel good to pile on after the whistle and jack the thread entirely. Because **** it, at this point I just want to watch the world burn.

I mean, really, you get the respect you earn. (And I didn't come to you for content.)

I made one post, you made however-many, and I'm the one jacking the thread. Got it.

Jim did and he writes for your site, right? Would you like me to specify when I'm using the plural you every time? I would think the fact that someone provides free content for sometihng you generate ad revenue off of would earn a certain amount of gratitude and respect. Guess you read a different book. Whatever, don't care, no ragrets.

My posts were on the topic of the thread. Yours was to personaly call out someone and uninvite them from posting in so many words. If you can't tell the difference between those two, I don't know how to help you. At least dave couched his undercurrent of contempt with something that could actually be said to be relevant. You just come out of the locker room with your theme music blaring running with a metal folding chair over your head.

YOu do get the "most ironic signature quote" award, however.

Congratulations, you passed the test.

[ElRetornodelEspencio]

Yikes Spencer, seems a little extreme man... Marietta is still 5-0... seems like that's something to care about.

And I don't know why I feel compelled touch on the subject, but, it's my understanding that there is a 54 mile stretch between Panama and Columbia where roads cease to exist (rainforest)... do you plan on just taking a boat from Panama to Columbia?

The forest there is so dense the last person who attempted to cross it took three month - and this was just a couple years ago, with the benefit of all-terrain vehicles.  You need a ferry at some point.

Eh, time is only time. Food and water are the only real obstacles. And animals that want my food and water, of course.

[Flying Dutch Fan]

Good news is that there is no internet service there - guess it's good news depending on who you are

[Gregory Sager]

At least dave couched his undercurrent of contempt with something that could actually be said to be relevant. You just come out of the locker room with your theme music blaring running with a metal folding chair over your head.

I'm suddenly rooting for Marietta to win possession of The Belt^TM. This guy's a natural for The Belt^TM's board.

[Gregory Sager]

We don't have a super high bar that you have to surpass to post here...

This made me giggle 

TGHIJGSTO!!!

[iwumichigander]

We don't have a super high bar that you have to surpass to post here...

This made me giggle 

TGHIJGSTO!!!

No pole vaulting here.  More like limbo!

[WUPHF]

I'm suddenly rooting for Marietta to win possession of The Belt^TM. This guy's a natural for The Belt^TM's board.

LTHTTOACTS

Laughing too hard to think of anything clever to say.

[ElRetornodelEspencio]

At least dave couched his undercurrent of contempt with something that could actually be said to be relevant. You just come out of the locker room with your theme music blaring running with a metal folding chair over your head.

I'm suddenly rooting for Marietta to win possession of The Belt^TM. This guy's a natural for The Belt^TM's board.

Too bad John Carroll lost.

I wonder what Pat's music would be. Probably something that he thinks sounds hard but is really banal. Like Enter Sandman or Hells Bells.

[Gregory Sager]

Pat's in charge, he's stylin', and he's from Minnesota. This is his entrance theme.

[ElRetornodelEspencio]

Pat's in charge, he's stylin', and he's from Minnesota. This is his entrance theme.

That might get you hyped up to buy a belt more than win one.

[ElRetornodelEspencio]

The greatest theme music ever. Equally effective at inspiring the Western world to hate you without even attacking them, and spurring domestic increases in tractor production.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs

[sac]

Not even sure where we are anymore.

[Gregory Sager]

I'm gonna lobby D-Mac to play "Jungle Love" prior to every Pat Coleman appearance on Hoopsville.

[ElRetornodelEspencio]

Oh I thought you were kidding about that. That's seriously terrible theme music.

You might want to read the lyrics.

This would be my Minneapolis-themed bumper intro.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJcCzWcgPsY

[ElRetornodelEspencio]

Not even sure where we are anymore.

Millennials be like "why is he reading a paper in the middle of the road? And why is he reading a paper?"