MBB: USA South Conference

[CNU85]

That's 'cuz you read the statements like you do scorecards for golf!! 

You had to bring up my golf game, didn't you?  With the technological advances in equipment we've seen the last decade, you would think I would get better, right?  Ha!  Hmmmm... maybe I should play more?  Fifteen years ago I played at least once a week and played to a single-digit handicap.  Now I play once a quarter and feel elated to shoot an honest round in the 90's.

I just started 2 years ago.....tough to pick up a game right before retirement!!    I think I've gotten into the 90's twice and I'm sure I broke some rules to get there! Sad part is my game may be over....I'm in physical therapy for rotator cuff damage and compressed discs in my neck.......must be damage caused by watching CNU players run down court after shooting rather than getting a rebound! 

and what's even sadder....even at my Narch induced old age, I still don't qualify for senior discounts at the pharmacy!!

[CNU85]

That's 'cuz you read the statements like you do scorecards for golf!! 

You had to bring up my golf game, didn't you?  With the technological advances in equipment we've seen the last decade, you would think I would get better, right?  Ha!  Hmmmm... maybe I should play more?  Fifteen years ago I played at least once a week and played to a single-digit handicap.  Now I play once a quarter and feel elated to shoot an honest round in the 90's.

Nartch - I've met Captj....he's failing to tell you that he's a freak...his right hand has 23 "digits"...so watch it when he says he had a handicap in the single digits....he means he could count his handicap on his single freak hand!! 

[narch]

captj and i have a lot more in common than i would have thought - we both have a hot wife who works in the financial industry (i'll bet mine's hotter, though...at least, to me ), we both apparently fudge a little on the golf course (i don't fudge because i've got extra digits - i fudge only when there's money on the line...gotta make up for a wife that's apparently not as good in the financial world as his), we are in complete agreement on ncwc, and we've both jumped off the cnu bandwagon for this year...of course, i've never been on the cnu bandwagon, so i technically didn't jump off, but you get the drift - j's "maybe next year" sig must be a little disheartening to all the cnu fans/players/coaches

i'm looking forward to the monarchs getting some things right over the next few days - i'm anxious to see how they match up with the athleticism of ncwc...i just hope they don't give up 123

[SU97]

Is it just me or was the board more interesting last year...?  I sorely miss the ramblings of PSBBG and although I was always somewhat dumbfounded by his formulas, they at least sparked widespread arguments on numerous topics. Which was fun...  but now that the Captains suck, we are forced to post about financial advice, CNU85's AARP discount and everyone's golf game.  For goodness sakes, Narch is almost arguing in favor of a NCWC player for POTY...   

By the way, Hall is better than Arrington.  But I'd take Onyie over him any day.

[SU97]

This weekend is looking tougher for the Hornets every day now.  Where did Ferrum come from?  They appear to be playing well.  Averett is always a tough place to play and they have the talent...

I'd be happy if the Hornets walked away with a split this weekend on the road. 

[narch]

Is it just me or was the board more interesting last year...?  I sorely miss the ramblings of PSBBG

...i'll deny i said this if anyone ever asks, but i'm with ya...

hall, onyie, lawrence, barton and probably a few others are better PLAYERS  than arrington, but nobody is as talented

[CaptJ]

Hmmmm... 85 talks about how he can't play golf so well anymore because of his health, then accuses me of using fuzzy math on my handicap calculations... seems to me that he's setting me up for a con.  I will just say this... "Bring your wallet."

[CaptJ]

captj and i have a lot more in common than i would have thought - we both have a hot wife who works in the financial industry (i'll bet mine's hotter, though...at least, to me ), we both apparently fudge a little on the golf course (i don't fudge because i've got extra digits - i fudge only when there's money on the line...gotta make up for a wife that's apparently not as good in the financial world as his), we are in complete agreement on ncwc, and we've both jumped off the cnu bandwagon for this year...of course, i've never been on the cnu bandwagon, so i technically didn't jump off, but you get the drift - j's "maybe next year" sig must be a little disheartening to all the cnu fans/players/coaches

i'm looking forward to the monarchs getting some things right over the next few days - i'm anxious to see how they match up with the athleticism of ncwc...i just hope they don't give up 123

I haven't jumped off the CNU bandwagon just yet, narch.  It might be that I'm being dragged behind it, but I haven't let go yet.  I don't think that's going to happen.  But let's face it... this is NOT CNU's year.  Maube next year will be better.  In the meantime I will still be at the games.  I can't say the same thing for my buddy 85.  He's very scarce there these days.  Probably sharpening his golf skills.   

[CaptJ]

Is it just me or was the board more interesting last year...? 

I think so too, 97.  I've tried to shake things up some... I made fun of RTT's mother, taken "shot's across the bow" of our illustrious host, and staunchly defended CNU (which I KNOW riles you up).  But here is what I will do... in the next couple of days I will develop a PSBBG-like formula that proves once and for all that the Captains are still the best team in the conference.  How does that sound?

[CaptJ]

j's "maybe next year" sig must be a little disheartening to all the cnu fans/players/coaches

Oh come on, narch!  Players and coaches don't read this board!

[CaptJ]

Thank you sir!  May I have another?!

[SU97]

Thank you sir!  May I have another?!

Captj, zero point two... Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

Mr. CNU85, president of USAC house. One point six; four C's and an F. A fine example you set!

SU97... HAS no grade point average. All courses incomplete.

Mr. NAR - MR. NARCH... ZERO POINT ZERO.

[SU97]

Is it just me or was the board more interesting last year...? 

I think so too, 97.  I've tried to shake things up some... I made fun of RTT's mother, taken "shot's across the bow" of our illustrious host, and staunchly defended CNU (which I KNOW riles you up).  But here is what I will do... in the next couple of days I will develop a PSBBG-like formula that proves once and for all that the Captains are still the best team in the conference.  How does that sound?

YES!

[SU97]

It might be that I'm being dragged behind it, but I haven't let go yet. 

+1   

[SU97]

Okay...  my picks for the weekend:

Saturday:
NCWC over GC
SU over AU
CNU over Ferrum (but they get lost afterward and cannot find AU Sunday and have to forfeit - Ferrum; go to the end of the world, make a left.)


Sunday:
AU over CNU
SU over FC