MBB: North Coast Athletic Conference

[wooscotsfan]

Um, that was called satire...kind of an NCAC mad lib. I meant to make it that you can mix and match the elements in the parenthesis.

C) thugs, hooligans, rapscallions, ne'er do wells, liberals, conservatives, smarty pants, unrepentant sinners

Smed - I especially like the addition of "smarty pants"!  After all, the NCAC is an academic conference!

[David Collinge]

Everyone's out to get ______________(A) because they ________________ (B) and the other teams in the NCAC are a bunch of _______________ (C) that get all of the calls.

A) Wooster, Wabash, Wittenberg, Hiram, Oberlin, Kenyon, Denison, Allegheny, Ohio Wesleyan, Earlham

B) they win all of the time; they're not competitive; they're from Ohio; they're not from Ohio

C) thugs, hooligans, rapscallions, ne'er do wells, liberals, conservatives, smarty pants, unrepentant sinners

They they?

(Would you expect less from a ne'er do well liberal smarty pants like me? )

[David Collinge]

Congratulations to ____(A)______'s _________(B)_____________, this week's ________________(C)______________.  ________(B)______________ was honored for his ___________(D)_____________ against ____________(E)__________, which put ________(E)_____________ in a hole they couldn't climb out of.  The ___________(F)____________ from ______________(G)_____________ now leads the NCAC in ______________(H)___________ at .583.  Congratulations, ___________(B)_________!

(A) OWU, IWU, Moose Jaw
(B) Brent Pleiman, smedindy, Herve Villechaize
(C) NCAC Player of the Week, nominee for Commerce Secretary, Publisher's Clearinghouse $20 million Sweepstakes Winner
(D) 20-point first half, astonishing good looks, ability to play "Among My Souvenirs" on the kazoo
(E) Wabash, the law, the University of Southern North Dakota at Hoople
(F) 6'8" junior post, Last of the Mohicans, three-time Academy Award nominee
(G) Russia (OH), Ohio (Russia), Moscow (ID)
(H) FG%, felony convictions, most offensive categories including nose hair

[Pat Coleman]

Wow, a University of Southern North Dakota at Hoople reference. Haven't heard that in years.

[woosterbooster]

Somebody please tell me that there isn't a University of Northern South Dakota.

[ziggy]

Somebody please tell me that there isn't a University of Northern South Dakota.

It was founded by the same people that decided North Bend, OH should be south of South Bend, IN.  How can North Bend be South of South Bend?

[smedindy]

Somebody please tell me that there isn't a University of Northern South Dakota.

*facepalm*

I'm just surprised that Mott's Applesauce isn't produced in Hoople.

/obscure, all the way to Memphis...

[Gregory Sager]

Somebody please tell me that there isn't a University of Northern South Dakota.

It was founded by the same people that decided North Bend, OH should be south of South Bend, IN.  How can North Bend be South of South Bend?

Why is there a Kansas City in Missouri as well as one in Kansas? Why is Texarkana named after three states, but is only located in two of them? Why is it called "Ohio" when it really isn't round on the ends and high in the middle, despite what Devo told us?

Questions for the ages.

[Gregory Sager]

Somebody please tell me that there isn't a University of Northern South Dakota.

*facepalm*

I'm just surprised that Mott's Applesauce isn't produced in Hoople.

/obscure, all the way to Memphis...

For years I wondered why Ian was singing about Oreos.

Then I learned the real words.

I felt so ashamed.

[woosterbooster]

Somebody please tell me that there isn't a University of Northern South Dakota.

*facepalm*

I'm just surprised that Mott's Applesauce isn't produced in Hoople.

/obscure, all the way to Memphis...

For years I wondered why Ian was singing about Oreos.

Then I learned the real words.

I felt so ashamed.

Only flying monkeys sing about Oreos.  It's their passion.

[Gregory Sager]

Somebody please tell me that there isn't a University of Northern South Dakota.

*facepalm*

I'm just surprised that Mott's Applesauce isn't produced in Hoople.

/obscure, all the way to Memphis...

For years I wondered why Ian was singing about Oreos.

Then I learned the real words.

I felt so ashamed.

Only flying monkeys sing about Oreos.  It's their passion.

It was the Winkie Guards that sang about Oreos, not the flying monkeys.

[woosterbooster]

Ok, I concede, you know more useless things than I do.

[Gregory Sager]

Ok, I concede, you know more useless things than I do.

It's a strange gift, like being able to bend your thumb backwards or whistle "The Star-Spangled Banner" through your teeth.

[woosterbooster]

And what's so useless about THAT stuff?

[BigRedFan]

Wow...good thing we have a game tonight.
It seems that the crew is a bit off course. :-)

Nothing game night won't solve!!