FB: New Jersey Athletic Conference

[theaprof]

(with apologies to WS)

RU Fan- Dost thou not suspect my place? Dost thou not suspect my years? O, you were here to write me down an ass!  Masters of this board, remember that RU says that I am an ass, it has been written down, forget you not that I am an ass.--

No, thou villan, thou art full of piety, as shall be proved upon thee by good witness.  I am a wise fellow and, which is more, a householder and, which is more, as pretty a piece of flesh as any is in Alliance, and one that knows the law.

Go to, and take this fellow, RU, who suports a team that hath had many losses to the Raiders, and one that hath had five Stagg Bowl appearences and never a win.--Bring him away.--

O, that I had been writ down an ass!.......

Coach Kehres, -- this plantiff now called RU Fan, he of the brown and yellow, this offender, did call me an ass.  I beseech you, let it be remembered in his punishment.

GO RAIDERS--BEAT ROWAN (ONCE AGAIN!)

[rscl70]

JT

How'd you get to know so much about women's restrooms?

[RowanTexan]

How stupid is this guy?  He is not even funny.

CK

(with apologies to WS)

RU Fan- Dost thou not suspect my place? Dost thou not suspect my years? O, you were here to write me down an ass!  Masters of this board, remember that RU says that I am an ass, it has been written down, forget you not that I am an ass.--

No, thou villan, thou art full of piety, as shall be proved upon thee by good witness.  I am a wise fellow and, which is more, a householder and, which is more, as pretty a piece of flesh as any is in Alliance, and one that knows the law.

Go to, and take this fellow, RU, who suports a team that hath had many losses to the Raiders, and one that hath had five Stagg Bowl appearences and never a win.--Bring him away.--

O, that I had been writ down an ass!.......

Coach Kehres, -- this plantiff now called RU Fan, he of the brown and yellow, this offender, did call me an ass.  I beseech you, let it be remembered in his punishment.

GO RAIDERS--BEAT ROWAN (ONCE AGAIN!)

[purpled]

JT,

You are quite busy bouncing back and forth from the OAC board to here.

So, you think your D is up to the challenge against our O?

Anyone coming to A-town can grab some great burgers,fries and shakes at Doug's 57 at the corner of State Street and Rockhill. Great for breakfast too! (No, I'm not the owner 

[JT]

purpled,

Thanks for the food advice.  My brother and I are going to hit the brunch at the school before the game.

[JT]

JT
How'd you get to know so much about women's restrooms?

I bought the lil' lady the Sex in the City DVD's.  Big mistake 

[seventiesraider]

Looking at the chance of 4-6 inches of snow tonight. Be safe if headed towards Alliance.

[Raider1]

Safe travels to all Rowan fans coming into Alliance for Saturday's game.

[jdean]

Looking at the chance of 4-6 inches of snow tonight. Be safe if headed towards Alliance.

Last forecast I saw for Saturday says high of 30 and winds 20-30 mph. For those who haven't been here before. you'll be sitting on the open side of the field so that wind will be right in your face. Bring LOTS of layers.

[theaprof]

You're from Rowan and a Texan--wouldn't expect you to understand a parody based on Shakespeare's MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING--as far as you are concerned that name is probably only affiliated (oops-sorry, too big a word for you)--let me put it in a way that a  RowanTexan might understand--

Shakespeare--ain't that a kind of fishin' 'quipment.  Maybe y'all can reel in a big bass next week at one o' them waterin' holes y'all hang out at, you'll have plenty o' time since you won't be at the Stagg Bowl.

GO RAIDERS

[Toph]

RUFan,

Women have the bathroom, we have post patterns.

A bit sexist, don't you think.  The love of football is not limited to just the guys!  I didn't notice you all at the Stag Bowl last year.  It was a great time!  It will be agin this year.  You might just get there if you can focus on the game at hand.

I was with you until you spelled both Stagg Bowl incorrectly...and when you expressed the idea that somehow fans focusing on a game will affect the outcome.

[seventiesraider]

Will add to the weather situation that the worst of the snow seems to have missed us: Good News, but seems to be falling across Pennsylvania: Bad news if your driving. 

[RU Fan]

I'm an @ss. 

theaprof

You admitted it so don't petition the Bard for help!

Willy can't help you.  You are what you say you are

Farewell Sweet Prince

[theaprof]

RU Fan--all that glisters is not gold--sometimes it's purple!

You must be in journaliism-or advertizing.  Those are the only two professions I know that edit quotes and only post part of what was said just to support their view.  It's been fun jawin' with y'all.

Good luck to both teams, and safe travels to all of the BEASTS FROM THE EAST.--try to bring some Beauties with you as well, but you can leave Gaston at home--he's a bore.

See you at the game.  Look for the cowboy hat with purple bandana and flashing red light. Section 2 Row N

[RowanTexan]

aprof,

If you haven't figure it out I am from New Jersey and went to Rowan but now live in Texas so all those stupid (once again) redneck quotes don't hold water with me and don't make any sense.

CK

You're from Rowan and a Texan--wouldn't expect you to understand a parody based on Shakespeare's MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING--as far as you are concerned that name is probably only affiliated (oops-sorry, too big a word for you)--let me put it in a way that a  RowanTexan might understand--

Shakespeare--ain't that a kind of fishin' 'quipment.  Maybe y'all can reel in a big bass next week at one o' them waterin' holes y'all hang out at, you'll have plenty o' time since you won't be at the Stagg Bowl.

GO RAIDERS