FB: New Jersey Athletic Conference

[JT]

One of my all time favorites is to locate someone who types via the hunt and peck method,  then switch his "g" and "h" keys on the keyboard.

[Knightstalker]

JT, would that be popping the keys off and switching them or getting really geeky and remapping the keyboard?

[bman]

RU and Source

Enginegro has displayed more wit with 1 post than you both have in your entire posting history....

I make the spread of his wit to yours a -21 in favor of Enginegro (note ...that is an offical monkeystomp)....

[JT]

knightstalker,

Just popping them out.  Spec writers and people typing from other copy are the best.  They are mostly looking at the paper and not the screen.

Then you wait a while and remap the keyboard for a double whammy.  But I reserved that for the real jerks.

Once there was this guy that everyone hated.  Had chair issues among other problems.  Who touched my chair... who adjusted my chair.... this isn't my chair.... yadda yadda.

So one day I spun it all the way to its bottom.  He's all angry, cursing try to get it back into the right position.  

We waited two weeks and did it again.  Now he's really mad.

One week later he leaves early one day, so we took epoxy and glued it in the extreme bottom position.  Friggin guy almost gets a hernia trying to spin it back up.

['gro]

Ok guys, I think we have found a common ground of office pranks. This one works every time.

Go around the entire office and take all the pictures of co-workers daughters, grand daughter, nieces (you see the theme here right? unless you're... you know, not that there's anything wrong with that.)

Anyhow... take all those pics and place them on your desk. When someone asks who all the ladies on your desk are, answer...

A.) My 'Stable'

B.) Last month's conquests

C.) This months conquest

D.) The people I need to get tested

[RU Fan]

Engine

You're obviously no stranger to getting your A** kicked.  That wouln't fly with the people in my office.

You must be quite the ladies man.................NOT!

[bman]

I once moved a co-worker's car from one side of the building to the other....

A classic...he KNEW none stole his car(It was a piece of crap) but he thought he was going nuts....

Also vaseline on the phone earpiece is good for a laugh...

[JT]

RUFan

Gro brought the pain back in the day at LB.  Before I started my own business, messing with the truely uptight people or bullies was one of the only ways to get through my day.

[Knightstalker]

Back when I worked as a PC Trainer for Social Security teaching eighty year old women how to use a PC we used to have fun.  We would walk around the floor helping people out and when we found someone that walked away from their PC and didn't lock it we would take a snapshot of the desktop and then hide all the icons and taskbar and set the snapshot as the wallpaper and watch them get really frustrated and angry.

[theoriginalupstate]

Engine

You're obviously no stranger to getting your A** kicked.  That wouln't fly with the people in my office.

You must be quite the ladies man.................NOT!

who still says "not" at the end of a witty remark?

[Knightstalker]

Somebody that still has a mullet and drives an 85 Iroc?

[theoriginalupstate]

Somebody that still has a mullet and drives an 85 Iroc?

and dont forget still listen's to Bon Jovi daily.....


Stalker I applaud you!!!

['gro]

My Karma's taken a beating since I got involved in Bon Jovi land... hey they love me over in the MIAC room.

[theoriginalupstate]

My Karma's taken a beating since I got involved in Bon Jovi land... hey they love me over in the MIAC room.

I can only applaud you so many times gro.....

[JT]

Gro,

You must feel like you are "Wanted Dead or Alive" but hope you "Have a Nice Day".