MBB: Old Dominion Athletic Conference

[hasanova]

hasanova:

A little fowl Lol .................................. What the Duck was that suppose to mean  ?

What the pluck do you think it means?   lol

Lol, I have no come back for that one  .

It's OK, lion.  I'm sure you'll think of clucking something! 

UH, OH.  Now we've done it and given Hasanova some word games to play with, and he's already our ODAC lyricist.

The "ODAC lyricist".  I like it!  I've never had an official title before unless SOB counts.   lol  

There once were some wordsmithing jocks,
Writing puns as "fowl" as their socks!
They said what the %$#@,
We'll play, then we'll duck!
It's bad"written" with word shuttlecocks!

There once were these wordsmithing jocks
Fancied  their puns did rock
Their language so bad
Their mothers got mad
When dad got home they lost their blocks.   

Oh man....that was really bad!! 

It's a good start, allsky.  Keep it up.  We'll go toe to toe in a War of the Words for Galactic Limerick Supremacy or something like that.  lol

[hasanova]

Hasanova:

Today, d3hoops .................................... Tomorrow American Idol  .

Well, I don't know.  It's one thing to write the lyrics.  It's a whole 'nother thing to actually sing them ... and I can't!  lol

By the way, Idol contestant Jordin Sparks is the daughter of a friend of mine in AZ.  Also, her Dad was once a pretty good player for the NFL's NY Giants.  Holy Cow! (or is that Holy Hog?) We're back to six degrees of Kevin Bacon! 

[hasanova]

In the 17th century they "quaked".  By the 21st century, they have taken up rapping.

The Lord works in mysterious ways. 

[Jacketlawyer]

Hasanova:

Today, d3hoops .................................... Tomorrow American Idol  .

Well, I don't know.  It's one think to write the lyrics.  It's a whole 'nother thing to actually sing them ... and I can't!  lol

By the way, Idol contestant Jordin Sparks is the daughter of a friend of mine in AZ.  Also, her Dad was once a pretty good player for the NFL's NY Giants.  Holy Cow! (or is that Holy Hog?) We're back to six degrees of Kevin Bacon! 

Nope, no more Kevin Bacon!!  It's Open Mic night tonight at Club D3. ODAC room.  Featuring Hasanova, NJlincolnlion, and Allsky, and all the other stylin' cats who post. 8)

[hasanova]

So far I've got to stick with hasanova.  More poignant and pithy.

Thank you, sludge.  Most appealingly alliterative, apropos and appreciated.

[hasanova]

Hasanova:

Today, d3hoops .................................... Tomorrow American Idol  .

Well, I don't know.  It's one thing to write the lyrics.  It's a whole 'nother thing to actually sing them ... and I can't!  lol

By the way, Idol contestant Jordin Sparks is the daughter of a friend of mine in AZ.  Also, her Dad was once a pretty good player for the NFL's NY Giants.  Holy Cow! (or is that Holy Hog?) We're back to six degrees of Kevin Bacon! 

Nope, no more Kevin Bacon!!  It's Open Mic night tonight at Club D3. ODAC room.  Featuring Hasanova, NJlincolnlion, and Allsky, and all the other stylin' cats who post. 8)

Funny.  Is there a two dunk minimum?  I'll be there as soon as I pick up my Fubu's at the cleaners and polish all my bling. 

[njlincolnlion]

I'm sending ma Limo to pick up Beyonce right now, after I take the Rock-a- Wear apparrel off Jay-Z.

[allsky7]

hasanova:

A little fowl Lol .................................. What the Duck was that suppose to mean  ?

What the pluck do you think it means?   lol

Lol, I have no come back for that one  .

It's OK, lion.  I'm sure you'll think of clucking something! 

UH, OH.  Now we've done it and given Hasanova some word games to play with, and he's already our ODAC lyricist.

The "ODAC lyricist".  I like it!  I've never had an official title before unless SOB counts.   lol  

There once were some wordsmithing jocks,
Writing puns as "fowl" as their socks!
They said what the %$#@,
We'll play, then we'll duck!
It's bad"written" with word shuttlecocks!

There once were these wordsmithing jocks
Fancied  their puns did rock
Their language so bad
Their mothers got mad
When dad got home they lost their blocks.   

Oh man....that was really bad!! 

It's a good start, allsky.  Keep it up.  We'll go toe to toe in a War of the Words for Galactic Limerick Supremacy or something like that.  lol

     Ok....maybe not soooooo bad for my first attempt since high school. 

[sludge]

  <lissen up  lissen up>

There once were some dogs from Greensboro
Who just could not wait for tomorrow.
They drove to the beach,
And got a good sleep,
Then showed up to Lincoln's great sorrow.

[sludge]

Sirously, GUilford.  Forget all the glam.

There's only one way to win this game:  totally bring it.
When you've got nothin', you've got nuthing to lose.
Play in a way that brings pride regardless of the outcome.
Remember Bridgewater!

[hasanova]

Sirously, GUilford.  Forget all the glam.

There's only one way to win this game:  totally bring it.
When you've got nothin', you've got nuthing to lose.
Play in a way that brings pride regardless of the outcome.
Remember Bridgewater!

They will bring it.  I do think the BC loss has been their impetus.  Go Quakes!

[FISHTANKFAN]

 There once were some Boys from the Beach           
  Who had the Sweet "16'' in their reach          
  They went on to the floor 
  To teach the Choctaws more      
  and victory was theirs at the Beach    !!!!!!!!!!! 

[njlincolnlion]

<lissen up  lissen up>

There once were some dogs from Greensboro
Who just could not wait for tomorrow.
They drove to the beach,
And got a good sleep,
Then showed up to Lincoln's great sorrow.

Not bad sludge, not bad.  Hopefully Lincoln can change the last line tomorrow night  .


Go Lions!        Go Independents

[allsky7]

hasanova:

A little fowl Lol .................................. What the Duck was that suppose to mean  ?

What the pluck do you think it means?   lol

Lol, I have no come back for that one  .

It's OK, lion.  I'm sure you'll think of clucking something! 

UH, OH.  Now we've done it and given Hasanova some word games to play with, and he's already our ODAC lyricist.

The "ODAC lyricist".  I like it!  I've never had an official title before unless SOB counts.   lol  

There once were some wordsmithing jocks,
Writing puns as "fowl" as their socks!
They said what the %$#@,
We'll play, then we'll duck!
It's bad"written" with word shuttlecocks!

There once were these wordsmithing jocks
Fancied  their puns did rock
Their language so bad
Their mothers got mad
When dad got home they lost their blocks.   

Oh man....that was really bad!! 

It's a good start, allsky.  Keep it up.  We'll go toe to toe in a War of the Words for Galactic Limerick Supremacy or something like that.  lol

     Ok....maybe not soooooo bad for my first attempt since high school. 

Ok Hasa....attempt number two just for you. 

There once was a man named Strong
His team dreamed of Salem so long
The Eagles did prance
The Tigers did dance
Near cost them to show they belong

This team they call the Quakers
All credit do give to the Maker
Were given that chance
To show they could dance
Have proven they're surely no faker

  8)

[hasanova]

Ok Hasa....attempt number two just for you. 

There once was a man named Strong
His team dreamed of Salem so long
The Eagles did prance
The Tigers did dance
Near cost them to show they belong

This team they call the Quakers
All credit do give to the Maker
Were given that chance
To show they could dance
Have proven they're surely no faker

  8)

Dude, much better meter!  I like the verse and the vibe!  Go Quakers!