FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[Kilted Rat]

Interesting morning in traffic court. A woman has a seizure and collapses, resulting in a 911 call (where is KR when we need him?). Then one of the defendants has on a t-shirt with the following on the back: My drinking team has a softball problem. 

Wanna know what KR does when someone had a medical emergency? Pulls out the cell phone and calls 911 and does CPR if needed. Thats about all I'm qualified and comfortable to do at this point in time.



Faunch,
Funny you should mention it, without an EEG (Brain electro scan machine) running it is vitrually impossible to differentiate a real seizure from a fake.



Medical words of the day for you:

Munchausen Syndrome: When a pt fakes an illness in order to get medical attention due to a deep seeded need to feel sick

Munchausen Syndrome by Proxy: When a parent (usually the mom) seeks medical attention for their child for a sickness/illness that the parent is causing the symptoms of i.e. shaking their child claiming the child is having a seizure.

[Kilted Rat]

get your college degree at Crown College.

If a mention of Clown college doesn't get Bluenote to post on the MIAC board, nothing will!



PS. Will today be the day the MIAC page bursts through the 1000 page post bubble?


Should we start taking votes as to who gets to make the 1st post on the 1000th page?
I nominate the following: Fins, PC, and JR.

[BDB]

get your college degree at Crown College.

If a mention of Clown college doesn't get Bluenote to post on the MIAC board, nothing will!



PS. Will today be the day the MIAC page bursts through the 1000 page post bubble?


Should we start taking votes as to who gets to make the 1st post on the 1000th page?
I nominate the following: Fins, PC, and JR.

Got to also nominate Duffman and KR.

[finsleft]

Should we start taking votes as to who gets to make the 1st post on the 1000th page?
I nominate the following: Fins, PC, and JR.

I will defer to KR or JR. Hell, any member of the R family. Even ROR.
If KR would take a trip to Walmart today, I bet his tales of what happened would get us to 1,000. 

[DuffMan]

I guarantee that it won't be DustySJU or Veek!  Those guys have certainly been AWOL recently.  

[DuffMan]

What about a "Royal" starting things off right on page 1000?

Mighty Royal

No dice.  We can't handle having Porta mentioned on page 1000.

[BDB]

Welcome back, BDB!  Your pictures of Anna K. always brighten my day.  I trust you had a good vacation.

Duff, I am saving a special Anna picture for page 1000 once someone launches it. 

[DuffMan]

You must have a virtual Anna stash on that computer of yours.  The wifey must not be allowed on that computer

[finsleft]

I guarantee that it won't be DustySJU or Veek!  Those guys have certainly been AWOL recently.  

Or Ritz or Wooderson.

[Kilted Rat]

Should we start taking votes as to who gets to make the 1st post on the 1000th page?
I nominate the following: Fins, PC, and JR.

I will defer to KR or JR. Hell, any member of the R family. Even ROR.
If KR would take a trip to Walmart today, I bet his tales of what happened would get us to 1,000. 

Thanks for the nomination!


No trip to Walmart in the plans for the day, however I am headed to the whitetrash grocery store across the street in 5 min. I'll post any and all observations as soon as I return.

What about a "Royal" starting things off right on page 1000?

Mighty Royal

No dice.  We can't handle having Porta mentioned on page 1000.

I agree, I might Parnell myself if Porta was mentioned to kick off page 1000.



Maybe since the LLPP's field trip so many months ago helped get the board revived, we should go ecumenical with the honor.

[BDB]

You must have a virtual Anna stash on that computer of yours.  The wifey must not be allowed on that computer

I just go find 'em on the net.

They are everywhere.  8)

[Willy Wonka]

Though I'm a Gustie, I'll take a stab at playing the Ole Insider.

The Ole-Florida connection appears to be alive and well. According to SID Luddy and my California math, STO has 14 freshies on this year's roster. The Vikings boating scandal may have actually HELPED their recruiting cause, since there is no other logical reason for Floridians to come north from the Sunshine State.

On a related note, my Ole informer recently dropped an interesting non-football tidbit. Apparently a Florida balla is hoping to find a career in rapping, going by the pseudonym "Disasta." He's performed in the caf with Florida juniors Horace Gant (#9) and Deontae Hutchins (#1) doing background beats. No word on their rapper names is available at this time.

I don't have the "Disasta" real name, but word is he posted the following quote from Coach Meidt on his door to serve as motivation for the offseason: You can work your tail off this summer, but there's a good chance you still won't see the field.

[DuffMan]

You can work your tail off this summer, but there's a good chance you still won't see the field.

Gotta love those words of encouragement from your coach!

[Kilted Rat]

Nothing of great excitement to report from my trip to Dahl's grocery store.

Hamm's still only available in 12 packs for $6.49. Unfortunately Hamm's is placed in the "un-popular beers" section alongside the likes of Busch Non-alcoholic, Old Style, Milwaukee's best, and others. All of this despite the fact I have purchased 4 12-packs this summer!


The only thing of note was another episode of "Loud Cell-phone talker guy."

This dude was having a conversation at about 120 db making sure everyone could see he was talking on his cell phone.
Seriously, give it a rest dude, owning cell phones was a great status symbol and a sign you really were somebody back in 1996, but now everyone has one. There's even a homeless dude in my neighborhood who has a cell phone, I saw a 5 year old kid a few weeks back talking on a cell phone (a real one, not one of the fake plastic ones with buttons that play Mary had a Little Lamb) while her mom was on her own cell phone, leaving me to assume it was the kid's own personal cell phone.

[DuffMan]

Old Style?  I've heard that Old Style is making a comeback in trendy places like Chicago.  SJU56321, can you comment on this?