FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[finsleft]

Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their kids overnight. When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in his son's medicine cabinet, he asked about using one of the pills.
The son said, "I don't think you should take one Dad; they're very strong and very expensive". "How much?" asked Grandpa. "$ 10.00 a pill," answered the son.
"I don't care," said Grandpa, "I'd still like to try one, and before we leave in the morning, I'll put the money under the pillow."
Later the next morning, the son found $110.00 under the pillow He called Grandpa and said, "I told you each pill was $10.00, not $110.00 "
"I know," said Grandpa. "The hundred is from Grandma."

[Retired Old Rat]

I need 7 more guys to work on this number with me. Figure we can drag some treadmills out of the McGlynn Fitness Center and go on right after the CSB dance line at halftime. Looks hard, but after a couple of Hamm's, we should be alright. I get to be the dude with the white shoes and glasses.

http://www.fugufish.org/frog/?p=38

Very funny.

I think the guy in the red pants is TDT.  They guy in the red shirt could be Duffman after he shaves his head.   

[johnnyadmit]

That would be Fins TRIUMPHANT return- I'm gonna have to head down to the Y with a case of Hamms and start practicing



And if I hadn't already K'd you Fins, I'd smite you for the terrible mental image of my grandparents floating around my head...

[tmerton]

CA?  Who in their right mind would come from CA to the middle of Minnesota to play football?   

p.s.  bumped your karma back to 100.

Beats the hell outa me - must be someone from up in the Sierras who's used to the cold weather and likes it.  And thanks for the bump - it might even last 'til the morning.  I seem to have my own personal pinball wizard following me around whose morning apparently isn't complete without applying a little humility.  I suppose it's like having a paper route.

[AugSS24]

Does anyone have the scedule for upcoming MIAC games? I know some of the teams started the 11th so I wondering if anyone knew when those first games were?

[footballfan413]

Gave ya another bump also, tmerton.  Maybe we can keep you in triple digits! 

[tmerton]

Does anyone have the scedule for upcoming MIAC games? I know some of the teams started the 11th so I wondering if anyone knew when those first games were?

There's a composite MIAC schedule at http://www.miac-online.org/ftblsched06.html.  And of course Pat has the schedules for all of the teams at d3football.com. 

[tmerton]

I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.   Best to you, ror, 413 and all. 

[FPM]

PI you going to the Thursday night game @Hamline in week or so?  It may be one of two Piper contests I make it to all year.

[DuffMan]

Does anyone have the scedule for upcoming MIAC games? I know some of the teams started the 11th so I wondering if anyone knew when those first games were?

Welcome to the board, AugSS24.  Nice to have another filthy Auggie Tech backer here to rag on  .

[BDB]

We live in a world gone mad.

Hey Brit, when you're that preggo, don't try to show us what you've got.

[DuffMan]

Which would you rather kiss, Brit or the fish (sorry, Fins, you can't pick me).

[johnnyadmit]

Gonna go with britney on this one...I dunno BDB, she's still not half bad to look at!

[BDB]

Gonna go with britney on this one...I dunno BDB, she's still not half bad to look at!

Admit, you need your eyes checked. 

I'd lick the fish just to see how he tasted, and I'd pick the fish if I needed a partner to play Jeopardy! 

[DuffMan]

Well, I wouldn't kick her out of bed. 

Trust me, you wouldn't have wanted to lick that fish.  The stunk like the shad they're eating and I came home absolutely covered in slime.  Fun as hell, though.