FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[Buckman]

In preparation for next weeks season opener, I present one of the better pictures I have seen, tailgating related none the less.

*I apologize in advance if this has been posted before.*

[USTBench]

For all you K-Fed fans, especially KR, this one's for you!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Aam1pDl8wnM

Mighty Royal

Wow, now we know what Vanilla Ice would be like if he was still rapping, but had lost many levels of skill, drank too much, became mentally retarded and married Britney.


That was the worst "rap" performance I have ever seen and/or heard in my entire life, and that is saying a lot since I lived in the double-wide double-tall for a summer with 20 Bahamians who thought they could rap.

I wouldn't even send that CD to my worst enemy.

Thank you for not sending me the CD KR!

[finsleft]

As the father of 3 boys, and since JR started the list-posting today, and in honor of Flash's attempt to keep up with the boys, I'll put up this list of the things you learn with sons...

1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft.
house 4 inches deep.
2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with
roller blades, they can ignite.
3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a
crowded restaurant.
4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not
strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and
a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint
can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on.
When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a
few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a
long way.
6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a
baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's
already too late.
8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even
though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-
year old Boy.
11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same
sentence.
12.) Super glue is forever.
13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you
still can't walk on water.
14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
15.) VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV
commercials show they do.
16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys
do not like ovens.
20.) The fire department inAustin , TX has a 5-minute response
time.
21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make
earthworms dizzy.
22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their
friends, with or without kids.
25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake
fluid.   

Has anybody tried #25? I might tonight.

[Kilted Rat]

25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake
fluid.   

Has anybody tried #25? I might tonight.

I didn't even read the ones after that until I checked the closet to see if I had brake fluid. Unfortunately I do not, so I will be making an emergency trip to Autozone shortly.


+k to all in case this explodes and I am no longer able to give karma anymore.

[tmerton]

In preparation for next weeks season opener, I present one of the better pictures I have seen, tailgating related none the less.

*I apologize in advance if this has been posted before.*

Which one is TDT?

It is a great picture.  The only thing wrong with it, from a personal perspective, is the silly "Return to Glory" t-shirt on the right, marking Willingham's year 2 at ND (record: 5-6).  Talk about a nis-named and mis-spent season. 

[tmerton]

25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake
fluid.   

Has anybody tried #25? I might tonight.

I didn't even read the ones after that until I checked the closet to see if I had brake fluid. Unfortunately I do not, so I will be making an emergency trip to Autozone shortly.


+k to all in case this explodes and I am no longer able to give karma anymore.

How 'bout we just have Fins bring the ingredients for the first tailgate on 9/2 and we can do the experiment then?  If it works well we could even do it for a halftime show.

[finsleft]

25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake
fluid.   

Has anybody tried #25? I might tonight.

I didn't even read the ones after that until I checked the closet to see if I had brake fluid. Unfortunately I do not, so I will be making an emergency trip to Autozone shortly.


+k to all in case this explodes and I am no longer able to give karma anymore.

How 'bout we just have Fins bring the ingredients for the first tailgate on 9/2 and we can do the experiment then?  If it works well we could even do it for a halftime show.

Everybody bring your goggles.  8)

[johnnyadmit]

Duff must still have his...  And I could bring a classroom set!   

[janesvilleflash]

I'm sure our resident chemist will say bleach and brake fluid makes major smoke.

[Kilted Rat]

Anyways, looking forward to college football season, UNDISPUITABLY THE BEST TIME OF YEAR!

Mighty Royal

Undisputable is a word, undisputably isn't and Undispuitably definitely isn't


...and that is Undisputable.

[DuffMan]

I'm sure our resident chemist will say bleach and brake fluid makes major smoke.

Not sure, but there's only one way to find out

[tmerton]

Speaking of ND...I will be making a trip back to Colorado to see the Air Force Falcons upset Notre Dame on Nov. 11 in Colorado Springs....I guess the game sold out in 7 hrs. after they went on sale to the public...luckily my pops has season tickets!  Anyways, looking forward to college football season, UNDISPUITABLY THE BEST TIME OF YEAR!

Mighty Royal

Hmmm - that's the same day the Royals play in Collegeville.  Trying to avoid witnessing a Johnnie beatdown?  Enjoy the trip but I suspect the Flyboys will have similar luck with the Irish.   8)

[Kilted Rat]

KR,
What are you talking about....if you read my post again, I didn't write "undispuitably.."  I don't know what you are talking about

Ahh, good to see you made use of the edit option 21 minutes after I posted correcting your post. You Bethel kids aren't as dumb as some think, though you should learn to cover your tracks better.

Flash,
Lets not forget that we have 2 resident chemists...one who was trained at BU (me) and another who was trained at SJU (Duff)

Mighty Royal

Correction, 3 resident Chemists.

Admit was a Chem major/minor as well.

Additionally I have the honor of being the only SJU student to pull the handle on the safety shower in fall 2000. It was for a classmate who later transfered to SCSU. Dummy "accidentally" spilled 100ml of Hydrochloric acid on his own neck... still don't know how he pulled that one off.

[finsleft]

And speaking of Paris, TX and Dez Moinez, WA, congratulations are in order to BlueDevil Bob who just opened a new store in Dallas, WI, his 26th!

BDB, be sure to keep the brake fluid away from the Clorox!

[BDB]

And speaking of Paris, TX and Dez Moinez, WA, congratulations are in order to BlueDevil Bob who just opened a new store in Dallas, WI, his 26th!

BDB, be sure to keep the brake fluid away from the Clorox!

Thanks, fins. Mainly though I have to keep the employees away from the beer!