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Kilted Rat

#10785
August 24, 2006, 03:05:00 PM
Quote from: johnnyadmit on August 24, 2006, 02:04:12 PM
Kids like you are the reason I have to make the kids use hotplates instead of bunsens!   ;D



KR, if you never saw 7th and 8th graders on Varsity Wrasslin, there must be a ton of tiny little jrs and srs running around Ohio!


That's why a lot of schools had to forfeit 103, but it was still mostly freshmen and sophomores.

Quote from: Mighty Royal on August 24, 2006, 02:04:41 PM
KR-
Find any skids in your undies, or did you fall in the toilet again? 

Mighty Royal

No skids! ;D
I didn't fall in, I had actual work to do here at work. The nerve of some people, they pay me $7.50 an hour to sit and surf the internet and then they occassionally ask me to be productive. >:(

Quote from: johnnyadmit on August 24, 2006, 02:48:44 PM
Nah, I think the Mrs. musta come home so she could have Rat for lunch...   Cept that woulda only taken our boy a couple minutes!   ;D

Minutes? You must be thinking of foreplay, like women presidents, I don't believe in it :) :o



We never used bunsen burners when I was doing micro research, but I definitely remember using them in high school chem. We haven't used them in med school yet though.
Now accepting new patients. All bills must be paid in scotch shortly after any services rendered.  Sorry TDT, no problems below the waist.


Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

Kilted Rat

#10786
August 24, 2006, 03:08:15 PM
On a Twins related note, while I'm thrilled to see Thome injured and potentially not available this weekend for the series, Jermaine Dye scares the poop out of me more than 6'9 270lbers.


Dye just cranked his 2nd HR of the day, he's 3/3 with 2 dongs and a 2B today.
6 HR's and 11 RBI's in his last 8 games and 3 HR's and 6 RBI's between yesterday and today  :o
Now accepting new patients. All bills must be paid in scotch shortly after any services rendered.  Sorry TDT, no problems below the waist.


Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

frank uible

#10787
August 24, 2006, 03:18:49 PM
Should I desire also to have two dongs? It seems to me that there are pros and cons.

Whoa Nelly

#10788
August 24, 2006, 03:25:52 PM
News release from the Fargo uninFORUMed
"The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard."

DuffMan

#10789
August 24, 2006, 03:30:05 PM
2 dongs?  Sounds like an interesting medical condition.  What's the term for that, KR?

A tradition unrivaled...
MIAC Champions: '32, '35, '36, '38, '53, '62, '63, '65, '71, '74, '75, '76, '77, '79, '82, '85, '89, '91, '93, '94, '95, '96, '98, '99, '01, '02, '03, '05, '06, '08, '09, '14, '18, '19, '21, '22, '24
National Champions: '63, '65, '76, '03

Kilted Rat

#10790
August 24, 2006, 03:37:02 PM Last Edit: August 24, 2006, 03:52:59 PM by Kilted Rat
Quote from: DuffMan on August 24, 2006, 03:30:05 PM
2 dongs?  Sounds like an interesting medical condition.  What's the term for that, KR?

Not positive, but I believe it is called Doubledongerectia, more commonly known as  Powers syndrome.



This begs the question, is it better to have two small dongs or one normal/large one?*




*edit: By this statement I am obviously inuquiring whether it is better to hit 2 home runs that barely clear the fence or one massive home run that leaves the stadium. Anyone who took this to have any sort of a sexual conotation is sick and perverted and probably went to SJU. ;D
Now accepting new patients. All bills must be paid in scotch shortly after any services rendered.  Sorry TDT, no problems below the waist.


Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

DuffMan

#10791
August 24, 2006, 04:11:54 PM
Quote from: Kilted Rat on August 24, 2006, 03:37:02 PM
... more commonly known as Powers syndrome.

Wait, I know a guy named Powers... :o

A tradition unrivaled...
MIAC Champions: '32, '35, '36, '38, '53, '62, '63, '65, '71, '74, '75, '76, '77, '79, '82, '85, '89, '91, '93, '94, '95, '96, '98, '99, '01, '02, '03, '05, '06, '08, '09, '14, '18, '19, '21, '22, '24
National Champions: '63, '65, '76, '03

Whoa Nelly

#10792
August 24, 2006, 05:33:36 PM
Talk about a lose-lose situation

I'm not sure what is more embarrassing, this or the Original Whizzinator...
"The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard."

tmerton

#10793
August 24, 2006, 06:05:03 PM
There's a niche for everyone on the internet: http://www.fieggen.com/shoelace/

Check the Shoe Lacing Photo of the Week.

janesvilleflash

#10794
August 24, 2006, 06:29:57 PM
tmerton- I didn't actually try the bleach\brake fluid, just found that info.
If you can't ignore an insult, top it; if you can't top it, laugh it off; and if you can't laugh it off, it's probably deserved.

BDB

#10795
August 24, 2006, 06:31:07 PM
Well apparently nobody on here heard me as I gave a shout out to "all my buddies on D3 Football.com listening on the internet." PC you just got a free plug.  :)

Major storm here has screwed everything up and the games are suspended for now.  :P :'(

Kilted Rat

#10796
August 24, 2006, 07:20:01 PM
Quote from: BlueDevil Bob on August 24, 2006, 06:31:07 PM
Well apparently nobody on here heard me as I gave a shout out to "all my buddies on D3 Football.com listening on the internet." PC you just got a free plug.  :)

Major storm here has screwed everything up and the games are suspended for now.  :P :'(

Sorry, I was at work and they actually had work for me to do today. Next thing you know they'll expect me to work on weekends too!
Now accepting new patients. All bills must be paid in scotch shortly after any services rendered.  Sorry TDT, no problems below the waist.


Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

frank uible

#10797
August 24, 2006, 07:21:59 PM
KR: Some of us sick preeverts did not have the advantage of attending SJU, but we managed to become sick and preeverted just the same.

BDB

#10798
August 24, 2006, 07:43:26 PM
Just got the word...

The second game that has 11 minutes left in the 4th has restarted. Then the 3rd game will go and the 4th game is slated to start at approximately 9:45.

All the coaches want to get the games in tonight if weather allows.

Heading back to the stadium...

Man, I hope the weather is better tomorrow.

tmerton

#10799
August 24, 2006, 08:26:41 PM
Quote from: BlueDevil Bob on August 24, 2006, 07:43:26 PM
Just got the word...

The second game that has 11 minutes left in the 4th has restarted. Then the 3rd game will go and the 4th game is slated to start at approximately 9:45.

All the coaches want to get the games in tonight if weather allows.

Heading back to the stadium...

Man, I hope the weather is better tomorrow.

And John and his 190 are practicing indoors?
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