FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[frankrickard]

I have received word today that Sal's has Hamm's on tap...is it Saturday yet?

[cobbernation]

Kubiak,
I have a couple for ya...

Chuck Norris once round-housed a midget and he burst into 25 gold coins.

Chuck Norris round-housed Bruce Lee and the result was Jacki Chan and Jet Li

Mighty Royal

Pat go with me on this one, I know you won't be disappointed!

Hope you all enjoy this one!

So there were 3 midgets in the library reading books for class and the first midget stands up and says "I think I might have the smallest feet in the world, so the other two say "Go look in the Guiness World Record book.  So he does and comes running back to them screaming with joy...yes, yes I do by a 1/2 inch. 

The second midget says "I think I might have the smallest hands in the world, so he runs off to find the Guiness World Record book to see if he does, a few minutes later he comes running back and says "Awesome, I do have the smallest hands in the world by 3/4 inches. 

The third midget says "This might be weird but I think I might have the smallest dick in the world...the other two midgets say "Just go look in the book!"  So the third midget takes off, about 5 minutes later he comes back and is shaking his head in disgust.  The other two midgets ask him "Well, do you have the smallest dick in the world?" 

The third midget says "NO, no I don't.....by the way who the hell is **?

[knights]

Heard UW Eau Clare is big but slow so likely not to give the Johnnies much of a game this weekend.  They scrimmaged UST on Saturday and UST had the better of it.

[frankrickard]

Just got done watching Friday Night Lights and am now watching Rudy...getting pumped for the season to start

[tmerton]

Just got done watching Friday Night Lights and am now watching Rudy...getting pumped for the season to start

That sure beats the 2005 USC - Arkansas game, which the local Fox affiliate has had on a continuous loop for the past 3 months.  Reggie Bush is great but puuullease!!! 

[Kilted Rat]

Is it wrong that I find this hilarious?

[tmerton]

Is it wrong that I find this hilarious?

You have to be kidding.  You really are in the wrong line of work, KR.

[kubiack78]

Here's a few more Mighty Royal:

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

[MongolianWarrior]

Prep football preseason rankings, in case anyone cares:
http://www.startribune.com/526/story/643208.html

Q: How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
A: Marry it.
It's not PC, which is probably why I like it.

[Willy Wonka]

More importantly, Mongo and Wonka will be out tearing up the golf links again tomorrow afternoon before hitting up Kings in Miesville again for queen burgers as we watch the Twinks. We'll be joined by a pair of Gusties who go by the names White Fire and Allie D, a reallybighuge improvement over our golfing companions last time, eh Mongo?

Frank, I know you feel me.

[57Johnnie]

Only 3 more days to go. I'm ready for some FOOTBALL. 

[footballfan413]

Heard UW Eau Clare is big but slow so likely not to give the Johnnies much of a game this weekend.  They scrimmaged UST on Saturday and UST had the better of it.

Eau Claire has had a few bumps in the road during the off-season.  They lost their head coach during recruiting season and a starting lineman passed away about a month ago.  They only return 12 starters but having said all that....I wouldn't read much into their scrimmage against UST.  The WIAC had to cut rosters to 100 by the end of the weekend so starting units don't usually see very much playing time during scrimmages.  With all that is going on with the Blugolds, I  don't know what kind of team will show up.  They have a winning tradition and alot of pride so I don't think it will be a cakewalk but doubt that this is the year that the Johnnies have much to worry about.  IMHO.

[cobbernation]

More facts of Chuck:

Chuck Norris once gave a woman an orgasm by looking at her and saying "BOO-YAH!"

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.

[sumander]

From Shooters column.....Here is an investment opportunity for someone!

) Players for the Minnesota Vixen women's professional football team that plays Saturday against the Houston Energy at Hamline University receive $1 a game. The team is looking for an owner.

[Retired Old Rat]

JR-
Nice pic on the front page!  All we need, now, is a picture of you wearing blue and gold...we all know you are a closet BU fan..so come clean!

Mighty Royal

For a small fee I could photoshop the picutre.