FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[finsleft]

Last year the game at EC was delayed for an hour by lightening.  I think we can handle this.

Lightening? Does that mean it was getting too bright out to play?

...or was this going on?
light‧en‧ing  /ˈlaɪtnɪŋ/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[lahyt-n-ing] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation

–noun Medicine/Medical the descent of the uterus into the pelvic cavity, occurring toward the end of pregnancy, changing the contour of the abdomen and facilitating breathing by lessening pressure under the diaphragm. 

Was RHB at the game?

[finsleft]

Johnnie Red or Fins, what is most needed for food on Saturday.  It sounds as though the carnivore side of things is well covered.  Let me know.  Thanks guys!

Looks like JR had to go rough up some Carver County criminals.
I'd say, snacks, chips, etc. If you're so inclined, beans or potato salad, or such. We may need some accoutrements. I've got a mostly full jug of ketchup which I'll bring along with the koolaid, of course.
Schmancy mustard, paper plates, napkins, plastic utensiles and RED CUPS.

[kubiack78]

 Not to be out done Might Royal:
Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter.

Chuck Norris' beard hair is believed to be an aphrodisiac in China.

The helicopter was invented after Chuck Norris was observed doing 8 roundhouse kicks a second.

Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.

[finsleft]

Johnnie Red or Fins, what is most needed for food on Saturday.  It sounds as though the carnivore side of things is well covered.  Let me know.  Thanks guys!

Looks like JR had to go rough up some Carver County criminals.
I'd say, snacks, chips, etc. If you're so inclined, beans or potato salad, or such. We may need some acoutremants. I've got a mostly full jug of ketchup which I'll bring along with the koolaid, of course.
Schmancy mustard, paper plates, napkins, plastic utensiles and RED CUPS.

My inner female just said, "Oh, what about dessert?"

[SUMMIT!!!!!]

only 31 hours till the season (for all) kicks off.....despite the weather-people's prediction, I expect a perfect day Sat, right down to the MIAC sweep of all non-conference games and UWEC seeing why they are bailing out of the rivalry with SJU.

The really good thing about Saturday is that Silva is pitching that afternoon, so we'll be able to avoid watching that....who will score more points, the Yankees vs Silva or UWEC?

[Retired Old Rat]

only 31 hours till the season (for all) kicks off.....despite the weather-people's prediction, I expect a perfect day Sat, right down to the MIAC sweep of all non-conference games and UWEC seeing why they are bailing out of the rivalry with SJU.

The really good thing about Saturday is that Silva is pitching that afternoon, so we'll be able to avoid watching that....who will score more points, the Yankees vs Silva or UWEC?

Yankees

[Kilted Rat]

KR's shortly awaited 3000th post:

Well, gentlemen, the time has come for my 3000th post. I can only hope that this post will carry with it the intellect, charisma, thoughtfulness, and importance the previous 2,999 have!

If you would all join me in raising your Hamm's, I would like to make a few toasts:
To PC for starting this damn website that has occupied more of my time in the past 4 years than the entire rest of the internet combined.
To JR for his tireless efforts at the grill, for the burgers, and for being the reigning Chief of this tribe of misfits... and also for not prosecuting that certain indecent exposure incident back in 2004, the anaconda will never again see the light of day in Carver county.
To Fins for bringing Hamm's and various other aspects of class to this website and to the stripper pole that may or may not exist inside the PA
To TDT for being everyone's perennial whipping boy and taking it mostly instride. This of course is a Zima toast.
To Duffman, ROR, 57Johnnie, MiacManiac, Wooderson, Tmerton, BDB, Cheese, JohnnieEsq, DustySJU, RHB, FBF413, Section105, Sumander, 56317, 56321, Kubiak, Mongo, Willy, Frank, MR, RoyalAchilles, Cobbernation, Bennie, Knights,  PI, fFPM, and all the other MIAC PP regulars (sorry if I forgot onyone) who make this site worth coming back to on a minute-to-minute basis.
To Gro, Coco, Mrs Coco, WC11, Holladawg (where the hell is Holla?) and all the other outsiders who drop by to say hi.
To Gro alone for organizing the LLPP field trip to the MIAC board many moons ago that rejuvenated this board from being on the verge of falling behind the LLPP in posts.
To anyone who has ever karmalized me and artificially elevated my karma to the undeserved level it is now.
To MrsKR for not whining too much when I wanted to check the page 1 last time before we head to church, bed, the grocery store, mall, etc and for not minding when I listen to SJU games on my computer when I can't be there in person.
To Papa KR for instilling in me a love for this game of football that will never die.
To me for the time and dedication it takes to bring slacking to a whole new level by spending so damn much time on this site.


I almost forgot, we have a special celebration today, Happy Birthday Guy Bellair!!!


Some Chuck Norris wisdom to drop:
Chuck Norris invented the C-section when he roundhouse kicked his way out of the womb.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
Chuck Norris is suing NBC for copyright infringement for using the names of his legs, Law and Order, for a TV show.
Pluto was a planet until it p*ssed Chuck off and then he roundhouse kicked it out of the solar system.


And with that, there are only 2 things left to say:


TOMMIES SUCK!!!!
and

GO JOHNNIES!!!!!



Now that I have made my 3000th post, I am off to spread k+ to all on the last 3 pages of every Football PP board especially this one!

[SUMMIT!!!!!]

Happy 3,000th KR....you'll probbaly hit 30,000 by the time Gags retires

[Whoa Nelly]

After checking the schedule to make sure no good games were on the plate in the MIAC (at least from my point-of-view), September 30th may be an excellent day to be in the Twin Cities for sports fans.  The Twins host CHISOX in the 2nd to last game of the season (and hopefully a spot in the playoffs) in the early afternoon - then tailgating/bar hopping/etc while the dome gets converted over - finally the Gophers beat play Michigan in the evening - watching Michigan come to OUR sideline for the jug will be an odd sight indeed.

Do you smell that?  I think it's football.

P.S. Ponder this question for the afternoon - Chuck Norris (Walker Texas Ranger) vs. Chuck Norris (Col. Scott McCoy - Delta Force)...it should and will blow your mind.

KR - congrats - you have taken pointless rambling to another level...

[BDB]

Congrats on #3000 KR!

It'll be a battle between the NCAA and NAIA tomorrow night that I will kick the college season off with as UW-Stout and William Penn meet about 3 blocks west of me.

Interesting thing is both are rated #34 in their respective associations, so we'll see how they match up.

Sorry, no Stiftungsfest burgers available, but I have 2 extra tickets if anyone wants to take a drive over. Kickoff is at 5pm.

It's the William Penn Statesmen. I love it.  8)

[Johnnie Red]

KR, congrats on making it to 3000, for everything you bring to this board and for your kind comments. One more reason why Johnnies are so special, at least in the eyes of their mothers! Just ask TDT.

Finsleft, I wasn't putting any bad guys away. I was out getting my run in with a Stevens Point grad.

Chris56317, I think Finsleft's suggestions for what to bring to the Stiftungsfestivities are fine. It is always nice to have some desserts. Whatever works for you.

Veek and Finsleft, I trust one of you can bring an extra grill and some charcoal along. Thanks.

[tmerton]

KR, Congrats - but you forgot to toast your college advisor who (mis)directed you into medicine instead of a calling more aligned with your skills in grandiloquent expression.  I hope they've fired him by now.   

BDB, good luck against the NAIA; hope you have the energy to make it over for the game.

[Kilted Rat]

Now that I have made my 3000th post, I am off to spread k+ to all on the last 3 pages of every Football PP board especially this one!

I really should have thought that part out. It's been a half hour, I'm only through the East and West regions and I think I'm developing carpal tunnel!

Current total: 124 applauds

[USTBench]

Congrats on 3000 KR, you truly have less of a social life than I previously thought.

Go UST, boo SJU and the rest of the rigamaroo.

[sumander]

KR, Congrats on #3,000. Enjoy your computer browsing time while it lasts. I suspect it will dwindle significantly in the years to come!

Tmerton, Your K has stayed over 100 for quite some time. The smite deamons must have forgot about you. When does the champagne flight to Cville take off?