FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[Kilted Rat]

I dont know if KR could put 6 away in the short time span you'll have    (maye ROR could shotgun it?  naw  )

Where there's a bong there's a way.






Rugger,
Yeah I know, but MLB should do what I do and only count games played in the series since mid-June.
The Twinks were 2-7 vs Det in April and May, and 7-4 since.
Detroit is just damn lucky they got to play the Twins a lot in April and May!

[BDB]

The frickin' Twins rock. Period.

Of course, Sid A**wipe thinks they have no chance against the Yankees.


Hey Sid. RETIRE ALREADY.

Let someone else make a living.

[Johnnie Red]

Sounds like the weather is going to be very nice tomorrow for homecoming at SJU. Stiftungsfestivities will be starting 9:00 a.m. with the grills going by 10:00 a.m. We are located in the parking lot behind the library, just above the scoreboard end of the football field.

Carleton fans, please join us for the tailgate party. Bring a culinary delight to share along with the beverage of your choice.

Will be interesting to see how many political celebrities we will have in attendance. One thing is for sure: Paris Hilton cd will be playing all morning long.

[tmerton]

Other notes from the article:
» Junior Sean Mase, a scout team offensive player, was cited for underage consumption and providing false information to police officers while attending the Johnnies' game at Concordia last week in Moorhead. Mase was not a member of the travel team and was attending the game on his own. He has not appeared in a game this season and appeared in one game last year. When reached Thursday night, he confirmed the incident had taken place and said he is no longer a member of the team. Johnnies offensive coordinator Jim Gagliardi would not comment on what disciplinary action was taken. But Mase said his locker has been cleaned out.

"I want to apologize to the St. John's community for my actions and I wish the football team all the best," Mase said.

I just hate to see those things happen - the old case of drinking on a fake ID and then trying to show it to the cops - and hate to see them published as well.  Hard way to learn a lesson (which I at least hope has been learned).   

Edit: Wow - Johnniepress is fast.  The kid's name is already gone from the roster.  I'm gonna have to keep checking the roster to make sure who's still on the team.

[finsleft]

Sounds like the weather is going to be very nice tomorrow for homecoming at SJU. Stiftungsfestivities will be starting 9:00 a.m. with the grills going by 10:00 a.m. We are located in the parking lot behind the library, just above the scoreboard end of the football field.

Carleton fans, please join us for the tailgate party. Bring a culinary delight to share along with the beverage of your choice.

Will be interesting to see how many political celebrities we will have in attendance. One thing is for sure: Paris Hilton cd will be playing all morning long.

JR- Doesn't the Twins game start at 11? That means the pre-game starts at 10 and we can listen to that?

[columbianmaffia]

Now time to see if MrsKR is really asleep or not.

when u walked in the room last night did she say "KR is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?!?  

Carleton fans, please join us for the tailgate party. Bring a culinary delight to share along with the beverage of your choice.

i would join the party again like i did at st. thomas at the basketball miac championship game with my roller blades on but my wheel barrings are getting replaced again due to the amount of use they get....so instead i will be tailgating at the dome at 11am...listen to the twins on the radio and then listen to SJU CAR on the radio then do more tailgating and then see who wins the little brown jug

[johnnie_esq]

Chuck Norris Fact of the Day:

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe

Mighty Royal

Nice.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

[finsleft]

when u walked in the room last night did she say "KR is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?!?  

I think it was more like, "KR, is that a half a roll of Tums in your pocket...?"

[BDB]

Hey fins, congrats on #1500. +k buddy. 

[tmerton]

when u walked in the room last night did she say "KR is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?!?  

I think it was more like, "KR, is that a half a roll of Tums in your pocket...?"

Good use for #1500 Fins!    Did you get any more stars?  +k

[sumander]

+k for all the good guys in celebration of #1500 for Fins and a homecoming victory for the J's

[TC]

Now time to see if MrsKR is really asleep or not.

when u walked in the room last night did she say "KR is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?!?  

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I don't think CC has any chance of winning this weekend, but I also don't think we will see the Big Red Machine that typically rolls the Knights on an annual basis.  Granted, C-M and CC's defenses are worlds apart, but Crees didn't seem very comfortable in the pocket on Saturday, which may have been attributable to the O-Line.  Either way, I think the Johnnies run the ball quite a bit and (barring a Monmouth-esque performance from Carleton) that keeps the score down. 

Also, for once there is a non-zero chance that Carleton's offensive theme music isn't the song that they always play at circuses.  Which is something new and different.

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Going to be a great day on Saturday as the twins win, the gophs keep the brown jug and notre dame gets trounced by purdue.

Thanks for including the Twins, asshole.  You know that now that you called it, none of those things are happening, right?

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Sure, it's no Johan/Liriano/Bonser/Radke like it could have been, but I really like how the Twins rotation is setting up.  (HUGE DISCLAIMER:  This is assuming Johan Santana = Whoa-han Cy-tana.  If he's not the Johan we have come to know and love then the Twins have about as much chance of winning the Series as Northwestern has of being a middle-of-the-pack MIAC football team.)

IN NEW YORK:

Johan goes Game One.  Assuming everything goes according to plan, we take our chances with The Boof in #2.  Even if he turns back into the Boof of old and we leave NY with a split, hopefully he can gives us 6 innings because...

IN MINNESOTA:

...Game 3, back at the Dome, looks like the classic Bullpen Game.  After the off day buys the bullpen an extra day of rest, we could start Radke on an extremely short leash (in case his arm falls off or he turns into Silva v.2.0, as he is wont to do).  Radke is a better bet in the Dome than the Stadium with its short RF porch, which is nice.  But even if he can't go more than a few innings, I have more faith in Fat Dennys, Sideshow Pat, Matty Grrrrrr, Juanderful Juan, and The Closer than any non-Wang pitcher the Yankees have.  Which is nice.  Game 4, and little Matty Garzer is just gravy because...

BACK IN NYC:

Johan.


And that's how we beat the Yankees.

[TC]

Some chick shoved her in the back after my wife stole the ball from her in a soccer game. 

That's what she gets for stealing.   And for playing soccer.

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By the way, any room left on the Classless Asshole Bandwagon?

[BDB]

In celebration of:

#1- finsleft's 1500

#2- Twins in first place

#3- SJU Homecoming

#4- It's Friday!

Here's the lovely Lisa.  

[finsleft]

Thanks for the kudos fellas. I hadn't even noticed my milestone. My millstone, on the other hand, I dumped several years ago. She still enjoys monthly checks from me, however.