FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[Kilted Rat]

JR

I just read your post about next weekend. I could hook up with you this week and transport the VIC for you.  I still have about 6pages to read so if this has already been taken care of .........NEVERMIND!

VIC=Very important cargo. AKA Stiffy burgers.

Whoa whoa whoa!!!!


I have met and can actually say I like Raiderguy, but is it safe to trust a MUC(k) grad/scout with such precious cargo?

Kinda sounds like if Hugo Chavez offered to use Venezualan planes to fly our troops to Iraq.

On the other hand, I would have no oppositions to Raiderguy transporting the Paris Hilton CD.

[VOJ]

Guys quit dreaming of a MUC-SJU in season matchup...not gonna happen...so enjoy them in the postseason for all the marbles.  I could only see a Linfield matchup if the Kities want to travel here first...but a road trip to PLU would be more fun

I second the results of the poll where St. Olaf does not make the playoffs, too many challenges in the gauntlet run to the end of the regular season.  I think Concordia nails them this weekend and Bethel gets them in two weeks.  Bethel has a slim shot..but they can't come to C'ville and get pasted by 34 or something like that...

[AnotherJohnnie]

Jansen got hurt last year against St Olaf and that was why Sauer played.  Jansen was scheduled to be the starter for this season with Sauer as the backup and the future QB, since he is only a soph.   He throws a real nice intermediate and deep ball, but isn't quite the running threat Jansen is.  Will see what UST does Sat against Augsburg.

Thanks!

[bennie]

I was talking with a friend of mine about the whole Joe T thing and he showed me a classic quote!

On September 25, 2006, Theismann, defending a penalty flag thrown by an official, quipped that the referee "must have seen something that made him take it out of his pants," bringing the entire commentary booth into laughter after a moment of uneasy silence.

Maybe Mark and Bryan can use this line in a Johnnie broadcast!

[57Johnnie]

I was talking with a friend of mine about the whole Joe T thing and he showed me a classic quote!

On September 25, 2006, Theismann, defending a penalty flag thrown by an official, quipped that the referee "must have seen something that made him take it out of his pants," bringing the entire commentary booth into laughter after a moment of uneasy silence.

Maybe Mark and Bryan can use this line in a Johnnie broadcast!

+k for that when I'm allowed. 

[sumander]

Summander is going to have a long day Saturday. 

Almost as bad as a redeye from CA! 

[finsleft]

Man is it slow here today. Is this what happens when all we have to look forward to is a game against the Gusties??


*Years ago, changing TV channels from a sitting position was a remote possibility.
* The best way to communicate with a fish is to drop them a line.
* An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
* What do you mean you can't tuna fish? Just adjust its scales.
* How do you make antifreeze? Steal her blanket.
* I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
* Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?  He's all right now.
* The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

[57Johnnie]

There was a time when just beating the Gusties & Tommies was all that mattered.  8)

[bennie]

What is your IQ?
... Albert Einstein arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the man answers "241."

"That is wonderful!," says Albert. "We will talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the Universe. We will have much to discuss!"

Next Albert introduces himself to a woman and asks, "What is your IQ?" To which the lady answers, "144."

"That is great!," responds Albert. "We can discuss politics and current affairs. We will have much to discuss!"

Albert goes to another person and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the man answers, "51."

Albert responds, "How 'bout them Royals?"

[finsleft]

There was a time when just beating the Gusties & Tommies was all that mattered.  8)

Oh how things have changed! I think I'm going to get out of here and go do some jello shots to get in shape for Saturday!  8)

[57Johnnie]

It is an indisputable fact that women improve with age.
Some of us are lucky enough to find one that improved faster than she aged. 

[Retired Old Rat]

**Brian Weber is a Touchdown Tommy endorsed player.  Keep getting this guy the ball.  Playmaker.**

You are 3 days behind ROR in making that observation.  When the ball is thrown his way, good things happen.  (Except for the fumble in one of the early games.  Forget which one.)

[Retired Old Rat]

What is your IQ?
... Albert Einstein arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the man answers "241."

"That is wonderful!," says Albert. "We will talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the Universe. We will have much to discuss!"

Next Albert introduces himself to a woman and asks, "What is your IQ?" To which the lady answers, "144."

"That is great!," responds Albert. "We can discuss politics and current affairs. We will have much to discuss!"

Albert goes to another person and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the man answers, "51."

Albert responds, "How 'bout them Royals?"

Bennie, you're on fire today!  Loved the Joe Theisman (rhymes with Heisman)
line.  Makes me continue to wonder.... 8)

[bennie]

Bennie, you're on fire today!  Loved the Joe Theisman (rhymes with Heisman)
line.  Makes me continue to wonder.... 8)

Well then I will really make you wonder with these quotes that I think are hilarious.

Top Ten Comments Made by Sports Commentators...
1. Weightlifting commentator at the Olympic Snatch and Jerk Event: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."
2. Ted Walsh, Horse Racing Commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."
3. Grand Prix Race Announcer: "The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical to the one in front of the similar one in back."
4. Greg Norman, Pro Golfer: "I owe a lot to my parents, specially my mother and father."
5. Ringside Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries and even some deaths in boxing - but none of them really that serious."
6. Baseball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."
7. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."
8. At a trophy ceremony BBC TV Boat Race 1988: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is hugging the cox of the Oxford crew."
9. Metro Radio, College Football: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."
10. US Open TV Commentator: "One of the reasons Arnie Palmer is playing so well is that, before each final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them. Oh my God, what have I just said?"

[57Johnnie]

Bennie, you're on fire today!  Loved the Joe Theisman (rhymes with Heisman)
line.  Makes me continue to wonder.... 8)

Well then I will really make you wonder with these quotes that I think are hilarious.

Top Ten Comments Made by Sports Commentators...
1. Weightlifting commentator at the Olympic Snatch and Jerk Event: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."
2. Ted Walsh, Horse Racing Commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."
3. Grand Prix Race Announcer: "The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical to the one in front of the similar one in back."
4. Greg Norman, Pro Golfer: "I owe a lot to my parents, specially my mother and father."
5. Ringside Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries and even some deaths in boxing - but none of them really that serious."
6. Baseball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."
7. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."
8. At a trophy ceremony BBC TV Boat Race 1988: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is hugging the cox of the Oxford crew."
9. Metro Radio, College Football: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."
10. US Open TV Commentator: "One of the reasons Arnie Palmer is playing so well is that, before each final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them. Oh my God, what have I just said?"

Now I'm glad I had to wait for the +k