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You all are going to have to have a good time without me this Saturday, as I am going to be slaughtering 10,000 mink at a buddies farm!!  Nothing like a cool Saturday in October spent gassing rodents with carbon monoxide!!!  Ritz needs a new coat anyway!!!!

I have a sweet mink hat that my mink rancher friends gave me. Maybe I'll wear it on Saturday in your honor.
The same friends were victims of PETA induced lunatics who "freed" the mink one night several years ago. What critters weren't rounded up and put back in their cages were devoured by skunks, dogs, racoons or simply starved to death. So much for "ethical treatment".

[DuffMan]

What is "distruction"? Is that how Tommies spell destruction?? I hope they didn't print up too many of those shirts...then again, Tommies probably wouldn't notice!

LOL, Bennie!  That stuck out at me, too   If that is truly what their shirts say, it will be extremely funny!!!

[DuffMan]

You all are going to have to have a good time without me this Saturday, as I am going to be slaughtering 10,000 mink at a buddies farm!!  Nothing like a cool Saturday in October spent gassing rodents with carbon monoxide!!!  Ritz needs a new coat anyway!!!!

Ritzy, when will you ever come back to the Stiftungsfestivities???

Perhaps you can get some mink can coozies for us out of your buddy?

[Kilted Rat]

I consider myself to be a soccer player more than a football player

Mighty Royal

Well, this certainly explains the fascination with Chuck Norris.  It's like short people who feel the need to wear elevator shoes.   

Each year I have to tell someone this.....SOCCER IS THE MOST POPULAR SPORT IN THE WORLD!  Like it or not!

Don't knock CN...he's my boy!

And malnutrition is the most popular cause of death, but you don't see me running out and trying it!

[Kilted Rat]

Focus TDT Focus....

My friend Kilted Rat wrote the people at PETA a time or ten in college telling them about all the animals he enjoyed feasting on.  Perhaps he can elaborate...

Focus TDT Focus....

I even offered to bring Fried Squirell to their next cookout, but they never returned my calls and/or e-mails.

[Kilted Rat]

KR: Have you sold your soul to the devil?  This game on Saturday is the premo tailgate/game of the season.  BTW: Do you remember who uttered that famous phase in Bernard Hall?  Quite possibly the greatest speech to the rent-a-cops in SJU history...

That would be the lovely Ethan. I've never been more excited to wake up to a trumpet blaring at 6AM on a Sunday morning after drinking until 2am the night before.

If memory serves me right, he was throwing everything and everything he could get his hands on out the window including books, lamps, mattresses, couch cushions, clothes, chairs, empty beer bottles while informing Chuck that he had sold his soul to the devil.

Apparently he had gotten a write-up at 1AM and decided that since he had already been written up once that night, that he should continue drinking except at a more rapid pace. Rumor has it he finished a liter of Jack Daniels and most of a 12-er of Grainbelt Premium before beginning his rant.

Tmerton, Last year was my first experience with Johnnie/Tommie week. What we need, for your benefit, is to have Kilted Rat or Duff post their repertoire of Tommie girl jokes!

Is it too early in the week to head down that road?


I think not, so I'll start it out nice and slow so the Tommies and their thesauruses (Thesauri?) can keep up.


How many Tommies does it take to change a lightbulb?
7. 2 to do it and 5 to talk about how they wouldn't have gone to St. John's/St. Ben's even if they could have gotten in.

What does the average Tommie get on their ACT?
Drool.

What do you call a Tommie with 2 brain cells?
Pregnant.

How can you tell if a Tommie has been using your computer?
White-out on the screen

How can you tell if 2 Tommies have been using your computer?
Writing on the white-out.



More to come!

[Rocco]

Piggybacking on KR's post:

When I was in college, I once found myself in a particular campus restroom seated in a particular stall taking care of business. I couldn't help but be amused by what someone had etched upon the walls of the stall:

"St. Thomas Diplomas-Help Yourself" followed by an arrow pointing at the toilet paper dispenser.

[bennie]

Focus TDT Focus....

My friend Kilted Rat wrote the people at PETA a time or ten in college telling them about all the animals he enjoyed feasting on.  Perhaps he can elaborate...

Focus TDT Focus....

I even offered to bring Fried Squirell to their next cookout, but they never returned my calls and/or e-mails.

A friend just sent me a bunch of pictures of pets in Halloween costumes. If Peta wants to fight against anything, I would suggest this!! Poor little doggies!!

[johnniebackup67]

KR: Have you sold your soul to the devil?  This game on Saturday is the premo tailgate/game of the season.  BTW: Do you remember who uttered that famous phase in Bernard Hall?  Quite possibly the greatest speech to the rent-a-cops in SJU history...

That would be the lovely Ethan. I've never been more excited to wake up to a trumpet blaring at 6AM on a Sunday morning after drinking until 2am the night before.

If memory serves me right, he was throwing everything and everything he could get his hands on out the window including books, lamps, mattresses, couch cushions, clothes, chairs, empty beer bottles while informing Chuck that he had sold his soul to the devil.

Apparently he had gotten a write-up at 1AM and decided that since he had already been written up once that night, that he should continue drinking except at a more rapid pace. Rumor has it he finished a liter of Jack Daniels and most of a 12-er of Grainbelt Premium before beginning his rant.

Tmerton, Last year was my first experience with Johnnie/Tommie week. What we need, for your benefit, is to have Kilted Rat or Duff post their repertoire of Tommie girl jokes!

Is it too early in the week to head down that road?


I think not, so I'll start it out nice and slow so the Tommies and their thesauruses (Thesauri?) can keep up.


How many Tommies does it take to change a lightbulb?
7. 2 to do it and 5 to talk about how they wouldn't have gone to St. John's/St. Ben's even if they could have gotten in.

What does the average Tommie get on their ACT?
Drool.

What do you call a Tommie with 2 brain cells?
Pregnant.

How can you tell if a Tommie has been using your computer?
White-out on the screen

How can you tell if 2 Tommies have been using your computer?
Writing on the white-out.



More to come!

One of my favorite stories out of college too.  The report was priceless.

What is the difference between he St. Thomas women's track team and a group of genius pigmies?
One is a bunch of cunning runts.

[sjusection105]

You all are going to have to have a good time without me this Saturday, as I am going to be slaughtering 10,000 mink at a buddies farm!!  Nothing like a cool Saturday in October spent gassing rodents with carbon monoxide!!!  Ritz needs a new coat anyway!!!!

Ritz it sounds like a similar day of excitement- killing 10K mink near Little Falls or Double Monkey Stomping the Tom-Cats. I'll have a Hamm's in your honor & my wife will have a Zima in TDT's honor if we can find any at Maple Lake Liquors!

[BUdefense]

Aw come on, let's not include hockey in this!! There is no comparison between guys in pads/helmets carrying big sticks and guys running around in shorts!!

I agree. Theres a reason we called them grass fairies in high school (no offense, MR). However, I was merely referring to the fact that unless your from Minnesota or Canada, you dont really care about the actual NHL season. This may seem like blasphemy considering the Wild's hot start, but I'm just speaking the truth. The NHL went on strike and the majority of the country didnt care. There is a reason it is on OLN, its because spelling bees were getting better ratings when ESPN carried the games. Lets be honest, there are only three major pro sports now, and none of them have ice or pucks involved.

[Willy Wonka]

BUdefense — I agree. Would the MLS have passed the NHL too? ESPN carries its playoff games, unlike the pucksters.

MR — I hate to agree with a Royal, but I feel you on the soccer thing. I watched ALL of the Japan/S.Korea WC in 2002 (I kept weird hours even then) and 2/3 of the Deutschlander. I also own 3 soccer jerseys, even if they are now a little outdated (Figo, Rivaldo and a generic England jersey).

Now if only I could find a way to splice my way into the Premier League channel...

What time will people be showing up Saturday morning? With my 1-7 Winger football team on its way to victory, it's looking more and more like I'll get Friday night off to come hang out in the cities and can arrive early, though I'll have to work that night.

Also, OAS has given me a go on his attendance for the Stiffyfest, but it sounds like he'll be taking in the Mac/Clown game instead...

[The White Silly]

ringa ding ding!!! mikasa sukasa TDT...wait what?  who's there, just listening to my favorite band "Chimichanga and the Renegade Double Squatters" on my XM radio......radioooooooooo, whooooya gotta love it!!!!  BUdefense don't think so mayne!!! gotta give it, gotta love it, terminator 2

[Kilted Rat]

ringa ding ding!!! mikasa sukasa TDT...wait what?  who's there, just listening to my favorite band "Chimichanga and the Renegade Double Squatters" on my XM radio......radioooooooooo, whooooya gotta love it!!!!  BUdefense don't think so mayne!!! gotta give it, gotta love it, terminator 2

White Silly, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

[tmerton]

Things started to get cold here today and then on one of the Fox Sports regional broadcasts I suddenly find them doing the WIAC Game of the Week (Oshkosh v. Stevens Point).  Who'd a thought -- though turning cold and WIAC fb seem to fit.    Oshkosh just went 99 yards for a TD - hard to believe they lose this in OT.  I need to run out to get some brats!

I'll bet those of you who are dissing hockey don't do that in front of hockey players.

BTW, getting "cold" here right now = 50 - at night.