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BUdefense

Wonka- your right. I mean, saying Bill Simmons is God would be blasphemy and I'd probly get called to Bethel Student Life, but he is no doubt a diety or saint of some kind. I dont even like Boston sports teams but his articles actually make me interested.
"FILL IT UP AGAIN!!!.....Once it hits your lips, it's so good!".........Frank Rickard

sfury

As someone who spent his youth loathing Larry Bird, Kevin McHale, Danny Ainge, Dennis Johnson, Chief, etc., etc., I can not say Bill Simmons is God. Besides, God knows Magic was better than Bird.

BUdefense

I guess Johnson was on the radio today at 1 p.m.  on 1620 or something. Anyone hear what he had to say?
"FILL IT UP AGAIN!!!.....Once it hits your lips, it's so good!".........Frank Rickard

Touchdown Tommy

DustySJU and I both listened in intently.  Feed was also on the internet.  Like I said earlier, LOTS of great bulletin board material from Johnson.  Typical arrogant Bullsh!t.  It was classic, he even dropped a bible verse on the interviewer...
Chasing MILFs since '82...

The White Silly

 The Silly listened intently as well.  I thought it was a very good, honest, and interesting interview.  Just curious what was the bulletin board material?  He seemed to me to be very congratulatory of St. Johns often making references to there great tradition, while at the same time being honest about his team being very good.  That was my take BU defense.
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finsleft

Speaking of clients I'm glad I don't represent, check out this Justin Seay dude who is claiming that Borat's people got him drunk so he'd make an ass out of himself in the movie. Turns out, Justin has plenty of experience in making an ass out of himself, even at his young age...

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1113061borat1.html

Probably should've scrubbed his myspace account before he started the lawsuit. ;D

The White Silly

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~If he dies, he dies.~

~I must break you~

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tmerton

Quote from: finsleft on November 16, 2006, 02:20:00 PM

I'd say he should cop a plea to Following Too Close.

+k Fins - you're quick today.


raiderguy

TT

Yep I will be flying with Tomczik and Wick.

If we can work out the details we will be bringing a special surprise guest......

His initials are JA.
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BUdefense

i just noticed that all the Johnnie fans are harassing the dutch fans over on the Iowa board. Sure enough, instead of focusing on football stuff, they have to make fun of the entire state. What did Iowa ever do to anybody, besides supply most of the world's corn?
"FILL IT UP AGAIN!!!.....Once it hits your lips, it's so good!".........Frank Rickard

Kilted Rat

Quote from: johnnyadmit on November 16, 2006, 01:47:05 PM
I apologize to everybody for knocking the Prez off his magic number, but with that last post, it was the least destructive reaction I could think of.   

Max, I do believe there's something wrong with you...


That makes it unanimous.

Quote from: sfury on November 16, 2006, 02:11:06 PM
Another one for the lawyers - and animal lovers, I guess - is having sex with a dead deer a crime? Should it be? This guy's lawyer says a dead animal is a carcass, not an animal and therefore his client shouldn't be prosecuted for engaging in relationships with a deer he found on the side of the road. Actually sounds like a decent argument to me...

This was in the fargo paper, though I think it was originally a Duluth paper story since it's Superior, Wis.

http://www.in-forum.com/articles/index.cfm?id=146471

Someone needs to tell him what "mounting a deer" really means :o





Quote from: 57Johnnie on November 16, 2006, 02:52:15 PM
Quote from: sfury on November 16, 2006, 02:11:06 PM
Another one for the lawyers - and animal lovers, I guess - is having sex with a dead deer a crime? Should it be? This guy's lawyer says a dead animal is a carcass, not an animal and therefore his client shouldn't be prosecuted for engaging in relationships with a deer he found on the side of the road. Actually sounds like a decent argument to me...

This was in the fargo paper, though I think it was originally a Duluth paper story since it's Superior, Wis.

http://www.in-forum.com/articles/index.cfm?id=146471
What's the big problem? The government screws people after they're dead.  :'(

And sometimes they even get to vote after they die! ;D




Quote from: Touchdown Tommy on November 16, 2006, 03:11:03 PM

Admit: I took enrolled in lots of classes...


Fixed it for ya.
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DuffMan

Where's VOJ been lately, studying up on the Dutch??? :-\

A tradition unrivaled...
MIAC Champions: '32, '35, '36, '38, '53, '62, '63, '65, '71, '74, '75, '76, '77, '79, '82, '85, '89, '91, '93, '94, '95, '96, '98, '99, '01, '02, '03, '05, '06, '08, '09, '14, '18, '19, '21, '22, '24
National Champions: '63, '65, '76, '03

CC Backer

I just got home from the Homer Dome, where I was watching the opening day of the state semi-finals.  It sure is fun to watch, but I wish MN had a different venue than the Metrodome.  It is to big for highschool football and takes a lot of the atmosphere out it for the kids.  I only got to see the first 3 games of the day with Stephen-Argyle, New Ulm Cathedral, and Totino Grace winning.  It brought back a lot of good memories watching these kids play, it is a great experience for them. 

On the college note, how is Porta?  Is he going to be 100%?  Also have have any of you Bethel or Johnnie fans heard much about LAX and Central? 

Go MIAC!!

DustySJU

Quote from: DuffMan on November 16, 2006, 07:15:00 PM
Where's VOJ been lately, studying up on the Dutch??? :-\

Where has the Veek been? 

I fear he will be MIA this weekend along with our leader Duffman...

Developing....  ;D
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Kilted Rat

So final tally time:

Who all is coming to Pella?

When are you getting there?

Anyone staying in or around Des Moines Friday night? If so, and I don't have it already, PM me your cell #.
Now accepting new patients. All bills must be paid in scotch shortly after any services rendered.  Sorry TDT, no problems below the waist.


Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.