FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[BUdefense]

Wonka- your right. I mean, saying Bill Simmons is God would be blasphemy and I'd probly get called to Bethel Student Life, but he is no doubt a diety or saint of some kind. I dont even like Boston sports teams but his articles actually make me interested.

[sfury]

As someone who spent his youth loathing Larry Bird, Kevin McHale, Danny Ainge, Dennis Johnson, Chief, etc., etc., I can not say Bill Simmons is God. Besides, God knows Magic was better than Bird.

[BUdefense]

I guess Johnson was on the radio today at 1 p.m.  on 1620 or something. Anyone hear what he had to say?

[Touchdown Tommy]

DustySJU and I both listened in intently.  Feed was also on the internet.  Like I said earlier, LOTS of great bulletin board material from Johnson.  Typical arrogant Bullsh!t.  It was classic, he even dropped a bible verse on the interviewer...

[The White Silly]

 The Silly listened intently as well.  I thought it was a very good, honest, and interesting interview.  Just curious what was the bulletin board material?  He seemed to me to be very congratulatory of St. Johns often making references to there great tradition, while at the same time being honest about his team being very good.  That was my take BU defense.

[finsleft]

Speaking of clients I'm glad I don't represent, check out this Justin Seay dude who is claiming that Borat's people got him drunk so he'd make an ass out of himself in the movie. Turns out, Justin has plenty of experience in making an ass out of himself, even at his young age...

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1113061borat1.html

Probably should've scrubbed his myspace account before he started the lawsuit.

[The White Silly]

how many glasses of hatorade today?

[tmerton]

I'd say he should cop a plea to Following Too Close.

+k Fins - you're quick today.

[raiderguy]

TT

Yep I will be flying with Tomczik and Wick.

If we can work out the details we will be bringing a special surprise guest......

His initials are JA.

[BUdefense]

i just noticed that all the Johnnie fans are harassing the dutch fans over on the Iowa board. Sure enough, instead of focusing on football stuff, they have to make fun of the entire state. What did Iowa ever do to anybody, besides supply most of the world's corn?

[Kilted Rat]

I apologize to everybody for knocking the Prez off his magic number, but with that last post, it was the least destructive reaction I could think of.   

Max, I do believe there's something wrong with you...

That makes it unanimous.

Another one for the lawyers - and animal lovers, I guess - is having sex with a dead deer a crime? Should it be? This guy's lawyer says a dead animal is a carcass, not an animal and therefore his client shouldn't be prosecuted for engaging in relationships with a deer he found on the side of the road. Actually sounds like a decent argument to me...

This was in the fargo paper, though I think it was originally a Duluth paper story since it's Superior, Wis.

http://www.in-forum.com/articles/index.cfm?id=146471

Someone needs to tell him what "mounting a deer" really means

Another one for the lawyers - and animal lovers, I guess - is having sex with a dead deer a crime? Should it be? This guy's lawyer says a dead animal is a carcass, not an animal and therefore his client shouldn't be prosecuted for engaging in relationships with a deer he found on the side of the road. Actually sounds like a decent argument to me...

This was in the fargo paper, though I think it was originally a Duluth paper story since it's Superior, Wis.

http://www.in-forum.com/articles/index.cfm?id=146471

What's the big problem? The government screws people after they're dead. 

And sometimes they even get to vote after they die!

Admit: I took enrolled in lots of classes...

Fixed it for ya.

[DuffMan]

Where's VOJ been lately, studying up on the Dutch???

[CC Backer]

I just got home from the Homer Dome, where I was watching the opening day of the state semi-finals.  It sure is fun to watch, but I wish MN had a different venue than the Metrodome.  It is to big for highschool football and takes a lot of the atmosphere out it for the kids.  I only got to see the first 3 games of the day with Stephen-Argyle, New Ulm Cathedral, and Totino Grace winning.  It brought back a lot of good memories watching these kids play, it is a great experience for them. 

On the college note, how is Porta?  Is he going to be 100%?  Also have have any of you Bethel or Johnnie fans heard much about LAX and Central? 

Go MIAC!!

[DustySJU]

Where's VOJ been lately, studying up on the Dutch???

Where has the Veek been? 

I fear he will be MIA this weekend along with our leader Duffman...

Developing.... 

[Kilted Rat]

So final tally time:

Who all is coming to Pella?

When are you getting there?

Anyone staying in or around Des Moines Friday night? If so, and I don't have it already, PM me your cell #.