FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[57Johnnie]

Glad to see "Tommies Suck" week has really started. 

[Kilted Rat]

How many UST freshman does it take to change a lightbulb?


None that's a sophomore course.

alternative: 1 but he gets 4 credits for it.

[DuffMan]

Three MIAC football fans were on their way to a game when one noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road. They stopped and discovered a nude female dead drunk. Out of respect, the SJU fan took off his cap and placed it over her right breast. The Concordia fan took off his cap and placed it over her left breast. Following their lead, the Tommie fan took off his cap and placed it over her crotch.
The police were called and when the officer arrived, he conducted his inspection. First, he lifted up the SJU cap, replaced it, and wrote down some notes. Next, he lifted the Cobbers cap, replaced it, and wrote down some more notes. The officer then lifted the UST cap, replaced it, then lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time, and replaced it one last time.

The Tommie fan was getting upset and finally asked, "What are you, a pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking?"

Well," said the officer. "I am simply surprised. Normally when I look under a Saint Thomas hat, I find an a$$hole."

[OzJohnnie]

To paraphrase Bart Simpson: I used to think it was impossible for something to suck and blow at the same time, but Tommies do.

The worst part about Tommies suck week is that the only Tommie on these boards recently was chased off in last week's warmup suck-fest.

[DuffMan]

Yeah, those Tommies roll over and die too easily!

[AnotherJohnnie]

Would Concordia have any shot at hosting a first-round game?

Not to sound like a smart a$$, but yes they could as long as the NCAA seeds them 1-4 in the West Region. With 1 week to go,any number of things could occur.

In my meaningless projection on the west playoff board I have the Cobbers seeded 5th with a home game becuase #4 Oxy could go to #1 Linfield.

[Wildcat'64]

Here is the story on the [color=Red]Linfield[/color] JV/Alumni game...www.linfield.edu/sports ---- the Alumni squad featured 10 past All American players --- with the most recent All American Quarterback before Elliot --- speaks well of the kids of continuing the Linfield dynasty.

[DuffMan]

Week 10 rankings are up.

[Touchdown Tommy]

The Bus believes that Wisconsin-Whitewater deserves some of Linfield's first place votes.

[Kilted Rat]

KR thinks the bus needs to learn to talk in 1st person.

KR also thinks that SJU deserves some of UWW's votes as well as some of Linfield's.

[Touchdown Tommy]

The Bus loves negative karma.  Keep it comin' fellas!!!

[corn horn]

Long time voyeur, first time perpetrator...

Obviously another cobber-backer here. Excuse me please for breaking up the Tommie broil. Didn't this used to be a two-way fight?

Just wondering if the respect all the Johnnie posters have shown toward the Cobbs the past couple weeks will continue if a potential rematch becomes reality. Would be a great D3 kinda day

[Gig Harbor Cat]

Busboy, you are on crack

KR  well-- we all know about you

[Senor RedTackle]

STOP THE PRESSES....3rd PERSON TALK IS IN THE MIAC???....
Bus Driver....you ARE authorized to roam freely in the Liberty League board.

However, RT must confer with the management of said board to discuss this serious breach of LL propriety functionality...posting in the 3rd person. The MIAC has already incorporated the Monkey Stomp into it's lexicon....the 3rd person, well, LL needs to huddle on that. That one may be sacred and something the LL may not want to license beyond it LL board...

[oldtimefan]

Cobbernation, RE: Olaf-CC. Why bother with facts, when gossip, innuendo, and character assassination are so easily at your disposal. I thought it was a very entertaining game, over 1100 yards of offense.
Somebody from CC caught an elbow in a pileup? I am shocked. What do they think this is, figure skating?? 
Thats not as bad as the CC d backs flying in late leading with their helmets as the ball carrier went down. ( Of course I am kidding. Or am I?)