FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[sjusection105]

I must have been typing when Johnnie Red was posting above

[sjusection105]

I feel like Ritz.......posting 4 or 5 times in a row

Where is Fins? Deer hunting???

[57Johnnie]

05 - Thanks for prompting - JR should have at least a 100 Karma for all the goodwill for all of d3.
57  

[DuffMan]

Where is Fins? Deer hunting???

I think he's in Mexico...for real.

[57Johnnie]

Tomcat week!
How about 8 in a row this Saturday?

[DuffMan]

Frank, have you come up with any good ideas for the jersey yet?

[Mr.Shoes]

A rehash of an older discussion...

I had a nice phone convo last night with a current Bennie who has a little insight into some of the t-shirts we'll see on Saturday at the game. Apparently, the Tommies decided to borrow from the fine institution of country music: "Save a whale, ride a Bennie". In retaliation, there is a rumor of shirts that read "Save a whore, ride a Tommie". Developing...

[DuffMan]

Burn!!!  I hope those shirts are out in force!

[Mr.Shoes]

Agreed. I hope this is one rumor that comes true. If it is, this year could be an all-time great for shirts.

[Touchdown Tommy]

The Bus knows that finsleft is lurking and will be returning to Post Patterns supremacy soon.  The Bus recalls fins saying that he would NOT be driving the Pace Arrow to St. Paul for the contest on Saturday for deer hunting obligations called.  HOWEVA, perhaps a few students should pick it up in the greater metropolitan area of St. Cloud and ride that baby down to Cretin and Summit.

ROR,

You're a bad motha. 

Cats,

0-4, 0-4, 0-4...

[Kilted Rat]

A rehash of an older discussion...

I had a nice phone convo last night with a current Bennie who has a little insight into some of the t-shirts we'll see on Saturday at the game. Apparently, the Tommies decided to borrow from the fine institution of country music: "Save a whale, ride a Bennie". In retaliation, there is a rumor of shirts that read "Save a whore, ride a Tommie". Developing...

Aren't the things that you are trying to save the same as that which is being riden?  At least in the latter example.



What's the difference between between a VW Beetle and a Tommie Girl?

Only 4 guys can be in a Beetle at one time.


What's the difference between between a Tommie girl and a horse?

Most Johnnies have never riden a horse.

[Kilted Rat]

An oldie from last year that I thought was worth digging back up:

I've seen slutty girls, they love the salami's
But none quite as much as those prissy Tommie's

They walk and they strut like they're a fresh piece of meat
But beware gentlemen; there'll be crabs on your treat.

They wear their clothes from Abercrombie and Gap
Luring unsuspecting men into their infested trap

They'll hump you and ride you and leave you for dead
Then walk home in the morning to their never-used bed.

They may look great under the glow of good liquor
But see one in the morning, you'll never be sicker

I once hit a possum on the road with my car
It looked like a tommie girl the morning after the bar.

All mangled and nasty with colors galore
I guess that's how you dress when you are just a whore.

Tommie girls are a feisty group, in bed they will slap
And leave you a present, a fresh case of the clap.

I once had a buddy who got on one freshman night
They met at the pub, she looked more than all right

The next morning it became to him quite clear
A Tommie girl sans makeup looks a lot like a steer.

We razed him and laughed and had a lot of fun
Now SCSU girls are where he goes to git r done.

They may not be smart or even half-witted
But gosh darn those girls are big tit...

In short the lesson is clear to the smart and dumb
If you're going for a UST girl, wear a condom

In fact, make it three just to be safe
Otherwise for the next months you surely will chafe

And to you young Johnnies, I pass on this advice
Before you go Tommie you better think twice

Theirs is a campus full of carnal sins
Their football team has the only virgins

You're travelling a road very wide and well traveled,
In fact it may even feel like its graveled

You'll regret it the rest of the life that you're living
Herpes the gift that keeps on giving!

[desertcat1]

Bluenote and desertcat, I'm praying that the Johnnies get to travel to McMinnville on December 3 for the West Region Championship. Friday afternoon hitting the wineries in the Willamette Valley, Friday night at the Elks' Club, enjoying all the smoked salmon I could ever want and watching the Johnnies once again defeat the defending national champions from the NWC Saturday afternoon (as we did in 2000 when we beat PLU in OT in Tacoma). Phone it in! Leave No Doubt! 0-4!

JR,
The boots are packed and the salmon is still swimming so it will be fresh for you Sat morning.   I will have Tux call the blond bomb shell and friends so bring your dancing shoe/boots.
But first I think you will have to Get out Of C'ville??

The J's are going down this year... You Still have Doubt? 

Go cats,,

[cobbernation]

Kiltedrat-Just an amazing insert.  Very well put and true. 

I see that the leading vote getter for an upset is BU by GAC.  I want to predict a monkey stomp by GAC after BU squeaked by Auggie Tech by 3.  Porta has close to 300 yards rushing and his team scores 17 points.  Who kicked the field goal in the game, did they recruit a soccer player for the game so they could win?

Congrats to P. Manning on his first win vs. Tom Brady last night.  Are they Pats going to make the playoffs this year?  How about surprise teams this year Eagles?  Giants?  How about those Bengals?  Thats all I got.

[Johnnie Red]

Desertcat, good to see you have about as much karma as I do. This has to be a special day. Someone mentions this morning that they saw my obituary in the Star Tribune yesterday. I check it out and, low and behold, there it is!
Different middle initial, which made me feel somewhat better. I suppose the fact I can feel anything is a positive, right?