FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[johnniesrock]

Here is what the shirts will say.  The only problem is the girls selling the t-shirts need to put down a $500 deposit today and they only started trying to sell them yesterday so they don't have much money yet(although I guess in that time they did get around 200 orders)

Front:
Save a Hooker
Ride a Tommie

Back:
The Real Rivalry
UST and your Neighborhood brothel,
Neither can field a decent football team and their girls are about the same

[desertcat1]

Desertcat, good to see you have about as much karma as I do. This has to be a special day. Someone mentions this morning that they saw my obituary in the Star Tribune yesterday. I check it out and, low and behold, there it is!
Different middle initial, which made me feel somewhat better. I suppose the fact I can feel anything is a positive, right?

JR,

Keep on the top side of the grass at least until the cats get even.    who knows how long that will take? 

[Mr.Shoes]

johnniesrock, the real shirts are even better than the rumor! Fantastic!

[DuffMan]

I can imagine that they'd sell quite a few.  I'd have them bring them with Saturday before the game.  I'm sure a lot of alums would buy them at the supposed super-tailgate.

[miacwatchmen]

So is sauer starting on saturday vs the Johnnies?? I imagine that to be a tough situation for a freshman to start against the Tommies arch-rival.  Could be some mistakes.....       I will be there on saturday who else is going...... or would it be easier to ask who isn't going?   

[frankrickard]

Duffman- I have an idea for the jersey, but I am open to suggestions.  For those not in the know, last year I was at Savers and picked up a St. Thomas football jersey.  I figure it's a good time to break it out, with some slight modifications that is.  I have been known to wear classy shirts like Bethel College is Bad, so I need to top that one.  If anyone has any suggestions, I'm open to ideas.  Thank you, come again.

And I'm predicting a 1/3 Monkey Stomp by the Gusties on Saturday.

[DuffMan]

"Bethel is Bad" will be tough to beat.  I look forward to your creativity.

[Touchdown Tommy]

Dawg,

The Bus would like to say nicely done.  Could the Dawg also please conduct an SJU versus UST game in preparation for the rivalry game on Saturday?

ROR,

Bus wants to know the worst place you've ever been kicked outta.  CSB dormitories do not count!!

[Retired Old Rat]

ROR,

Bus wants to know the worst place you've ever been kicked outta.  CSB dormitories do not count!!

Mr. Driver,

Never been kicked out of a Bennie dorm.  Been asked to leave more than once.

Pat O'Brien's New Orleans.  Bouncer was a real dick.

[Kilted Rat]

These could be the best Tommie Johnnie shirts I have ever seen/heard of.


Even better than the 1980's shirt that I wore for the Stagg Bowl which said 
"Tommies Suck" all in purple letters with a baby bottle in place of the I.

[frankrickard]

I once got kicked out of Banana Joe's in Tampa Bay for having sex with 2 Carolina Panther cheerleaders in a bathroom stall.  When the cops tried to arrest me, I gave them TDT's ID and the cops tazed me three times.

[DuffMan]

I was kicked out of 2 bars in one night this spring

[sjusection105]

I once got kicked out of Banana Joe's in Tampa Bay for having sex with 2 Carolina Panther cheerleaders in a bathroom stall.  When the cops tried to arrest me, I gave them TDT's ID and the cops tazed me three times.

Frank, That is one of the funniest things I have read in some time! I tried to give you positive karma,but Pat C. won't allow me to until 8:00PM CST. I owe you one!

[onearmedscot]

It appears LeVesseur's court date is November 18.  The paper says the school hopes to have it cleared up in time for him to return to "Augsburg's dynastic Division III wrestling program."

Also, the fact that the FL cheerleaders story was a tease on Channel 5's news commercials last night during MNF is a joke.  Man that is a bad news station.  Let the Onion or fark.com cover that stuff.

Also, for some fun go here to determine your pseudoname such as Ron Mexico, which Michael Vick uses.

Jan Madagascar

[Mr.Shoes]

Also, for some fun go here to determine your pseudoname such as Ron Mexico, which Michael Vick uses.

"Blocked by Websense. Adult content."

Damn.