FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[DuffMan]

Bus,

Notice how I didn't say, "Duffman was kicked out of 2 bars in one night this spring?"

That is how to use the first-person!

~Hank Bosnia

[Kilted Rat]

I've never been kicked out of a bar.... tossed out by a 6'5 south african bouncer would be a more accurate description.

Despite what you may think after several shots of various tequilas, not everyone in a South African Karaoke bar wants to hear Neil Diamond sung by the same drunk American 5 songs in a row... I didn't even get to do Kentucky Woman!


~Rock Sudan




Shoes, what name would you like me to put in for you? Mr. Shoes gives Erik Belize

[frankrickard]

As soon as I figure it out, I'm going to start posting in the second person.

Thanks for the props 105.

-Buster Christmas Island

[DuffMan]

Shoes, entering your real name yields:

Ian Belarus

[Retired Old Rat]

From this point forward I will be known as Günther Bermuda.

[Johnnie Red]

Just found out from Johnnie Esq. that the Rat Pak will be making a guest appearance this Saturday at the "Tommies Suck" Stifungsfestivities. Starting time is 10:00 a.m. We will be located in the parking lot by the stadium entrance at Tommieland. Bring a culinary delight to share. You can get your tickets to the game starting at 11:00 a.m., so join us early, get your tickets and put down the red blanket and return to the tailgate party.

[Mr.Shoes]

Shoes, entering your real name yields:

Ian Belarus

Excellent. I was hoping you'd be kind enough to do so. Danke.

~Ian

[DuffMan]

So, looking at the poll at the top of the page, 64 people have voted.  Now, where are these 64 people?  I'm guessing only registered posters can vote, so why don't some of you guys speak up? 

To put it bluntly, Duffman is sick of hearing from Bus Driver

[Mr.Shoes]

In more T-shirt news, I just heard from my brother that the "Ride a hooker" Ts are going fast. Fast enough, in fact, that there may be a second order placed. I emailed the young lady in charge of the shirts and told her there were potentially quite a few interested parties here. Hopefully we'll know more soon.

[finsleft]

Long time poster, first time reader. Thanks for taking my post. Love the board. My only comment is

TOMMIES SUCK

Tommy Cayman

[DuffMan]

Well, look who is back!!!  Stayed out of jail, I presume?

Tommies do suck!

[Touchdown Tommy]

Greetings friends,

The Bus Driver will still be known as the Bus in 3rd person, yet in first person please refer to me as Sonny Mongolia.  Quite fitting I must say.

Eat your heart out Duffman!

[Kilted Rat]

Just for kicks I put a few other names in:


John Gagliardi: Johnnie Bosnia

Peg Gagliardi: Chrissy Nigeria

Mike Fahey: Duff Belarus

Adam Johnson: Jan Madagascar

Chris Meidt: Guy Guam

Pat Coleman: Maximillian Haiti

Bus Driver: Tabatha Maldives



Hard to argue with any of those!

[finsleft]

Stayed out of jail with the help of a pocketful of 20's. They still love the US dollar down there.
I assumed you all felt my presence as your collective karma rose while I read up on what I missed.
Frank, took your advice on the Coronas but had to opt for the street-side tamales every night when faced with deciding between that and the cheese-dog. Enjoyed your b-day celeganza Mexican-style.

Heard about the t-shirts today when I had lunch with Fins, Jr. '09. Pretty funny.

Tommy Cayman

[Mr.Shoes]

More shirt news:

the ones i order at 2:30 are guaranteed to be in.  if i order some tomorrow, it's
not a guarantee -- it depends on whether or not they can find a vendor who will ship
over night (and they sometimes can).  this whole thing is so crazy -- especially
because i didn't plan on ordering more than 40.  i guess it all works out.

selling outside wouldn't be a bad idea.  is that legal?  plus -- i don't knwo what
time i could get down there to "open".  i'd have to think about it. good idea
though.

Let's help this enterprising Bennie sell a truckload of scathingly rude and hilarious anti-Tommie Ts.

TOMMIES SUCK!