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finsleft

Quote from: Bus Driver on November 08, 2005, 03:34:21 PM
The Bus believes that Duffman would be a safe driver to St. Paul provided no purple clad Tommies got in his way as he barreled down Cretin Avenue.  Certainly he would be a better option than the female gender behind the wheel of any recreational vehicle.  Bus knows that Kilted can concur on this point.

It's not the drive down Cretin that concerns me as much as the drive up.
Did not shoot you down Duff. Just hadn't responded. ???

DuffMan

That's alright.  I don't want to come pick it up, anyways :P

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Mr.Shoes

My highly-reputable sources have informed me that TC's sister is hot. However, I don't think you'd confuse her with a typical Tommie. She's far too wholesome.
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Kilted Rat

If Bus insists on referring to him/herself in the 3rd person, it only stands to reason grammatically that we should all refer to him/her/it in the first person, am I right?


Therefore:

Busdriver, are you attempting to jinx SJU by your planning of a McMinniville voyage this far in advance?

would become:


Me, are I attempting to jinx SJU by my planning of a McMinnville voyage this far in advance?
Now accepting new patients. All bills must be paid in scotch shortly after any services rendered.  Sorry TDT, no problems below the waist.


Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

Mr.Shoes

[grammar nazi]
"you" and "your" are 2nd person
[/grammar nazi]
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TC

Quote from: mr.shoes on November 08, 2005, 03:57:53 PM
My highly-reputable sources have informed me that TC's sister is hot. However, I don't think you'd confuse her with a typical Tommie. She's far too wholesome.

More wholesome than a typical Tommie?  If that isn't damning with faint praise then nothing is.
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Kilted Rat

Quote from: mr.shoes on November 08, 2005, 04:05:28 PM
[grammar nazi]
"you" and "your" are 2nd person
[/grammar nazi]

Which is why I put the corrected 1st person version beneath it.
Now accepting new patients. All bills must be paid in scotch shortly after any services rendered.  Sorry TDT, no problems below the waist.


Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

Mr.Shoes

Quote from: TC on November 08, 2005, 04:09:48 PM
Quote from: mr.shoes on November 08, 2005, 03:57:53 PM
My highly-reputable sources have informed me that TC's sister is hot. However, I don't think you'd confuse her with a typical Tommie. She's far too wholesome.

More wholesome than a typical Tommie?  If that isn't damning with faint praise then nothing is.

Knowing what I do about your sister, she's immune from any damnation I can dish out.
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Mr.Shoes

Quote from: kiltedrat on November 08, 2005, 04:15:23 PM
Quote from: mr.shoes on November 08, 2005, 04:05:28 PM
[grammar nazi]
"you" and "your" are 2nd person
[/grammar nazi]

Which is why I put the corrected 1st person version beneath it.

But aren't you just converting 3rd to 1st? What of the 2nd, then? Bah, stupid convo. Ignore me ;)
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johnnie_esq

With the rat pack showing up on Saturday, will there be a rat pack alumni gathering too?  And if not, why not?

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Kilted Rat

I'm proud to report that I just had the privilidge and honor to tak Finsleft to a new MIAC board karma record high of 50!!! You have tied Pat in 10,108 less posts.

Congrats fins, I believe it is customary for you to give some sort of a speech.
Now accepting new patients. All bills must be paid in scotch shortly after any services rendered.  Sorry TDT, no problems below the waist.


Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

sjusection105

Quote from: kiltedrat on November 08, 2005, 04:49:53 PM
I'm proud to report that I just had the privilidge and honor to tak Finsleft to a new MIAC board karma record high of 50!!! You have tied Pat in 10,108 less posts.

Congrats fins, I believe it is customary for you to give some sort of a speech.

Just to out do you I bumped him to 51! ;D
As of now they're on DOUBLE SECRET Probation!

sju56321

Too much BUS. Can someone tell me in ten words or less why I shouldn't be worried about the game weekend against UST?

Mr.Shoes

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finsleft

Quote from: kiltedrat on November 08, 2005, 04:49:53 PM
I'm proud to report that I just had the privilidge and honor to tak Finsleft to a new MIAC board karma record high of 50!!! You have tied Pat in 10,108 less posts.

Congrats fins, I believe it is customary for you to give some sort of a speech.
Thank you all very much. Bartender, flood the rink! Hamm's all around! I'm speechless. Which is probably how I got to this level. Spend 4 days in a 3rd world country away from my keyboard and my karma went up. So I learned a valuable lesson and will shut up. Enjoy the Hamm's and thank you very much. You've been a fabulous audience.