FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[janesvilleflash]

Think I'll give the last couple pages a + hit, just cause my weekend hangover is finally gone.

[Retired Old Rat]

BDB, I hit you with a +k as well.

Not a huge fan of Dickie V.  Will agree her certainly has passion.

Thanks for the kind words about my cousin Pam.

[Retired Old Rat]

Think I'll give the last couple pages a + hit, just cause my weekend hangover is finally gone.

Well then, +k to you as well.

It's only Tuesday.  Must have been an light weekend.

[finsleft]

YO YO YO! Wassup???

Who the hell is Dickie V? Passion? He must be TDT's favorite porn star. 

TDT-You boys behave yourselves in Green Bay since I won't be there to chaperone.

What'd I miss? Don't post for 5 days and still get smited. WTF  Somebody must've missed my perspicacity and sagacious football commentary. Well here it is:
The Warhicks choked!! Mount Onion rolls. Now we have to watch Purple Raider strut for another year.
If Alex decides to grow a pair between now and next September, we'll see purple blood on the new Salem turf next December and the walnut and tin will be back in Collegeville. Bet a Hamm's on it!

[tmerton]

YO YO YO! Wassup???

Who the hell is Dickie V? Passion? He must be TDT's favorite porn star. 

TDT-You boys behave yourselves in Green Bay since I won't be there to chaperone.

What'd I miss? Don't post for 5 days and still get smited. WTF  Somebody must've missed my perspicacity and sagacious football commentary. Well here it is:
The Whitehicks choked!! Mount Onion rolls. Now we have to watch Purple Raider strut for another year.
If Alex decides to grow a pair between now and next September, we'll see purple blood on the new Salem turf next December and the walnut and tin will be back in Collegeville. Bet a Hamm's on it!

I see the hot stove league has started off well now that Fins is back from ... well, wherever ... at least he's back.

And Fins, I suspect you've picked up smites elsewhere for voicing anti-Salem views.  You need to join me in the Salem convert class and become a True Believer.  Heck, I'm looking forward to my trip to Salem, which I expect to take place next year.  I'll probably like the place and recant.  8)

[BDB]

YO YO YO! Wassup???
Somebody must've missed my perspicacity and sagacious football commentary.

Fins, you been hangin' around in the 'hood or what? 

Hang on. I need to look up perspicacity and sagacious.     

[finsleft]

YO YO YO! Wassup???

Who the hell is Dickie V? Passion? He must be TDT's favorite porn star. 

TDT-You boys behave yourselves in Green Bay since I won't be there to chaperone.

What'd I miss? Don't post for 5 days and still get smited. WTF  Somebody must've missed my perspicacity and sagacious football commentary. Well here it is:
The Whitehicks choked!! Mount Onion rolls. Now we have to watch Purple Raider strut for another year.
If Alex decides to grow a pair between now and next September, we'll see purple blood on the new Salem turf next December and the walnut and tin will be back in Collegeville. Bet a Hamm's on it!

I see the hot stove league has started off well now that Fins is back from ... well, wherever ... at least he's back.

And Fins, I suspect you've picked up smites elsewhere for voicing anti-Salem views.  You need to join me in the Salem convert class and become a True Believer.  Heck, I'm looking forward to my trip to Salem, which I expect to take place next year.  I'll probably like the place and recant.  8)

Watch it tmerts, or you'll get smitten for being a suck up!
But I suspect you're right about the resident Salem Chamber of Commerce members nipping at me.

[sju56321]

It will be nice to see the sprinturf or whatever they put out in there in Salem-should make SJU comfortable playing there next year.

[nuggs]

The All-American Teams are out, congrats to Porta, Wassink, B. Carr, Gunderson, and McNamara.  It is a shame how they put together the west region and All-American teams based on stats alone...Pat never did respond to my prior post?

[DuffMan]

It will be nice to see the sprinturf or whatever they put out in there in Salem...

It will be great.  In the past, I've always thought the field is in wonderful shape, but it looked ragged this year.  Turf will help to eliminate that factor from the game--especially considering what the weather can be in Salem at this time.

[raiderguy]

Fins.....

I am crushed....

It's a SWAGGER not a strut.

That's the new catch phrase....a swagger

It sounds like something I do after being at the "LA"

[DutchFan2004]

raiderguy,

swagger? is that the PC term?  I didn't think these guys were very PC and that is what has me back here all the time. 


Merry Christmas to all if I don't get time with all the Merry making to get done in the next week. 

[tmerton]

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?"  [Editor's note: I did not change the student's name in this story; this is the way it came to me.  But it fits. ]

Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade.  My sister is in the third grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade, too!"

Ms. Brooks had had enough.  She took Harry to the principal's office.

While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was.  The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test.  If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.

Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"

Harry: "9."

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"

Harry: "36."

And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.

The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade."

Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions."

The principal and Harry both agreed.

Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"

Harry, after a moment: "Legs."

Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"

The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!

Harry replied: "Pockets."

Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"

Harry: "Pants."

Ms. Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contai ns thin, whitish liquid?"

Harry: "Coconut."

The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.

Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"

The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, "Bubble gum."

Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"

Harry: "Shake hands."

The principal was trembling.

Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?"

Harry: "Firetruck."

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong...... "

[Willy Wonka]

Someone should really introduce TMerts to email...or maybe that's the problem?

[BDB]

And she hasn't even partied with the Brit or Paris yet! 

http://www.tmz.com/2006/12/14/exclusive-miss-usa-dethroned/