FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[Gig Harbor Cat]

tmerton,
  Promote me to Principal, I think I missed the same seven !!!  great story-- A keeper.

And a Merry Christmas from the West Coast

Phone it in

   GHC

[finsleft]

At 85 years of age, Wally married Lou Anne, a lovely 25 year old.
Since her new husband is so old, Lou Anne decides that after their wedding she and Wally should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may overexert himself if they spend the entire night together.
After the wedding festivities Lou Anne prepares herself for bed and the expected "knock" on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Wally, her 85 year old groom, ready for action.
They unite as one. All goes well, Wally takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep.
After a few minutes, Lou Anne hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it's Wally. Again he is ready for more "action". Somewhat surprised, Lou Anne consents for more coupling. When the newlyweds are done, Wally kisses his bride, bids her a fond goodnight and leaves.
She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it - Wally is back again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for more "action". And, once again they enjoy each other.
But as Wally gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, "I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Wally."

Wally, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Lou Anne and says, "You mean I was here already?"

[BDB]

Hilarious fins! 

Glad to see someone beside me and GHC showed up today. 

[piperinsider]

Uh-oh

http://www.twincities.com/mld/twincities/16283272.htm

Two University of Wisconsin-Stout football players could face felony drug charges after they were arrested last week in Menomonie, authorities said.

Luke S. Steffen, a 22-year-old senior defensive linebacker with the Stout Blue Devils, was arrested on suspicion of maintaining a drug house, possession of marijuana, cocaine and paraphernalia, police said.

Nicholas A. Orrico, a 21-year-old junior defensive linebacker, was arrested on suspicion of delivering marijuana and possessing marijuana with intent to deliver, according to police.

[Johnnie Red]

And here I thought the only houses in Menomonie were beer houses. I suppose it is a positive that the two players weren't alleged to be using meth.

[tmerton]

Watch it with the humor, Fins, Wonka may disapprove.  Either that or he's angling to get on some email lists.  (Fat chance.)

[BDB]

Yeah, I knew that was coming down the media pike.

Not good. College guys screwing up their futures bigtime.   

Where's Duff? Roasting chestnuts on an open fire? 

[57Johnnie]

And here I thought the only houses in Menomonie were beer houses. I suppose it is a positive that the two players weren't alleged to be using meth.

When I was growing up in Chippewa, beer was the ONLY drug of choice. The first time I heard of marijuana was when Robert Mitchum went to jail over it - still didn't know what it was but figured it wasn't good if you went to jail over it. 

[sumander]

Things have really slowed down around here! Miss a couple of days and you only have 5-6  pages to catch up, during the shank of the season it would be more like 25-30!

[BDB]

Things have really slowed down around here! Miss a couple of days and you only have 5-6  pages to catch up, during the shank of the season it would be more like 25-30!

Sometimes it's quality, not quantity sumander. 

[BDB]

Check out the Strip Mrs.Claus video game.

http://www.extremefunnypictures.com/funnypic1197.htm

[sumander]

Things have really slowed down around here! Miss a couple of days and you only have 5-6  pages to catch up, during the shank of the season it would be more like 25-30!

Sometimes it's quality, not quantity sumander. 

Funny, Mrs. Sum uses that same line!

[Touchdown Tommy]

Finsleft: I'll be well behaved.  But you know I may be the one breaking up all the brawls that Willy Wonka starts with the Packers' fans.

Hey GHC: Hope you and your family are doing okay.  Sounds like some treacherous conditions the past week or so.  Happy Holidays!!

[DuffMan]

Duff? Roasting chestnuts on an open fire? 

I'm here!  Just trying to get some stuff done before the holiday.  As I look back at the past weeks, I am warmed by the fact that I have not worked a full 5-day week since before Thanksgiving.  Isn't vacation time wonderful?

[Red Hot Bennie]

Hey Guys ,
Long time no chat!  I have been busy being Red Hot Mommy; However, the Johnnie Season did not go unnoticed as my son is already a brain washed Johnnie Fan!  Like Mother, Like Son I guess!  I wanted to wish everyone a RED HOT HOLIDAY SEASON!  I miss you Johnnie Red and all other regular posters  We will be back in full force next year as it will be easier to drag the rug rat around to all the games!

See you all in 2007!
RHB