FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[Johnnie Red]

TDT, you have a beef with me? As in, "I need some Stiftungsfestivities burger, Godfather?!!!" First I included you and MR in some lyrics and then specifically noted for the record that you were not performing the air guitar at the Carver County jail. How could you have a beef with this?

[sumander]

Johnnie Red, the gopher wrestlers are taking the redshirt off a frosh 197 lb wrestler from D.L. He gets his first dual meet start this weekend at the National duals! Four of the top seven rated wrestlers in the country in the 197 class will be there. Tough way to start! He is a great wrestler and an even nicer young man!

BDB, Kilted Rat prescribed a dose of +k for your misery this morning! (when time allows)

[johnnie_esq]

Wow, the new year brings lots of busy times, and I feel a bit behind-- 27 pages, to be exact...so I will have to skip ahead and just read the past few.  BDB, we're all behind our  favorite WIAC squad, if only from the shirtless poster a few years ago...

Just caught this from Shooter this morning.  Gags didn't change his routine one bit, apparently:

St. John's coach John Gagliardi, paired on the stage with Florida State's Bobby Bowden, had about 5,000 college football coaches rolling in laughter as a featured "Masters Series" speaker at the American Football Coaches Association national convention this week in San Antonio. One official said it was like watching a Jerry Seinfeld show.

Gagliardi, 80, who has coached more college football victories than anyone in history, talked about what it's like getting older.

"There are three things that you forget," he said. "One is to zip down, the other is to zip up, and I can't remember the third thing."

[sumander]

TDT's karma level needs corrective action immediatey!

[sjusection105]

TDT's karma leve needs corrective action immediatey!

I can't believe I gave TDT +K...now we need 1 more

[tmerton]

I can't believe I gave TDT +K...now we need 1 more

Don't worry, you only feel dirty for a while.   I did it once, too, but I'm over it now.  Besides, TDT is back to triple sixes again so the operation was a success. 

[janesvilleflash]

It's Friday. I'm drunk. What did you expext?

[tmerton]

It's Friday. I'm drunk. What did you expext?

Just that.    Have a good weekend all.

[piperinsider]

Just returned from a weekend in Madison. Had a blast and was glad to bring home at least two points from the hockey series. For those who travel that way, stop in at the Church Key. They pour 90% booze, 10% mix. It was incredible. Say hi to Big Mike who introduced us to the Bear Fight (Irish Car Bomb followed with a jag bomb followed with BEAR FIGHT shouting) and the Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom shot (151 and grenandine).

Did anyone think Pats/Colts? I did. Brady and Belichicek know how to get it done.

+ karma as Jack is back!!!!

[BDB]

Just returned from a weekend in Madison. Had a blast and was glad to bring home at least two points from the hockey series. For those who travel that way, stop in at the Church Key. They pour 90% booze, 10% mix. It was incredible. Say hi to Big Mike who introduced us to the Bear Fight (Irish Car Bomb followed with a jag bomb followed with BEAR FIGHT shouting) and the Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom shot (151 and grenandine).

Did anyone think Pats/Colts? I did. Brady and Belichicek know how to get it done.

+ karma as Jack is back!!!!

piper, +k on the Pats as well.

Son of BDB's hockey tourney didn't go as well.

Hey, the kids can't always lay the Monkey Stomp on everybody.

[Senor RedTackle]

Hello my SJU kindred...wishing you a happy 2007 from the LibertyLeague!!! If you're looking for a blast from the past, check out the Liberty League page and see how many of those songs you guys recognize. They brought me back to a happy time!!! 

...Go Patriots!!!!!!

[piperinsider]

Met four jerkbags that graduated from Stout 6-7 years ago in Madison.

Why it was funny? One guy (Brian Nelson, we think) was rolling around in the hotel hallway post pissing himself with a bag of Taco Bell in his hand. Saw him this morning as we are rolling out and I happened to ask him while we are driving by him, make sure to wash those pants.

True Blue Devils don't wet themselves.

[OzJohnnie]

FW: MasterCard Wedding

You gotta love this guy... This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University . It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.

It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.

Funny story.  Shame it's a fake.  http://www.snopes.com/weddings/embarrass/bothered.asp

Happy New Year all.  Just a quick stop to see what is up.  Roll on September.

Update: Flicked through a couple more pages and I see that the story has already been Snoped.  Regardless, still a funny story.

[BDB]

Met four jerkbags that graduated from Stout 6-7 years ago in Madison.

Why it was funny? One guy (Brian Nelson, we think) was rolling around in the hotel hallway post pissing himself with a bag of Taco Bell in his hand. Saw him this morning as we are rolling out and I happened to ask him while we are driving by him, make sure to wash those pants.

True Blue Devils don't wet themselves.

Since it typically takes 6-7 years to graduate from Stout, those guys must've been like 30, right? 

Reminds me of a cute co-ed I had working for me a couple years ago.

She told me once that her boyfriend would get so drunk he would piss the bed, and she would have to sleep on the couch.

She asked me if I thought him wetting the bed was weird.

I told her that what was weird was her telling me about it, and yes, a guy wetting the bed after age 4 is pretty damn strange. Get a new boyfriend. 

[janesvilleflash]

Q: How do you cure bedwetting?

A: With an electric blanket.