FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[DuffMan]

I'll be practicing.  Maybe I'll make a belt?

[Mr.Shoes]

Looks great, 'dawg! I'm going to assume that the helmet stripe is just hard to see and not missing. Oh, and we don't have any shoulder numbers. The unis are solid red.

[Mr.Shoes]

You the man now, dawg. Rock on. I'd karmalize you if I could.

[johnnie_esq]

From Shooter today:

)Tuesday was the second anniversary of St. John's 29-26 victory over Bethel that made John Gagliardi the all-time college football coaching leader in victories (409). Gagliardi's victory total is up to 430 now. Entering Saturday's game at St. Thomas, the 2005 Johnnies are 9-0 and ranked No. 3 in NCAA Division III.

"I'm worried about St. Thomas," Gagliardi said Tuesday. "It's like walking across a mine field or the first time I walked across a frozen lake here in Minnesota. Every step I thought, 'This is it; I'm going to die.' "

Gagliardi turned 79 last week.

"Maybe I should get out while I'm ahead," he said.

[Kilted Rat]

Well we know KR won't be the former rat unseating Ritzy for the 2005 Shotgun Championship.

BD,

Those who don't play haveth no rights to talketh smack.

Hitch up your skirt and put down your Mike's Hard Lemonade and get in the game pansy.

[DuffMan]

Hitch up your skirt and put down your Mike's Hard Lemonade and get in the game pansy.

Actually, he was drinking Zima before the Ole game.  Said he wanted "zomething different."

[Kilted Rat]

Hitch up your skirt and put down your Mike's Hard Lemonade and get in the game pansy.

Actually, he was drinking Zima before the Ole game.  Said he wanted "zomething different."

Poll time:

What is more of a pansy drink:

O'Doul's NA or Zima?

[DuffMan]

I'd stay away from both!

[sju56321]

What-the shotgun contest isn't with Zima-I'm out.   

[Mr.Shoes]

At least O'Doul's tastes like beer.

[sjusection105]

Hitch up your skirt and put down your Mike's Hard Lemonade and get in the game pansy.

Actually, he was drinking Zima before the Ole game.  Said he wanted "zomething different."

My wife likes Zima, Mike's Hard Lemonade,Wine Coolers.....you know all them "women drinks" she also likes drinks with umbrellas in them

[DuffMan]

My wife likes Zima, Mike's Hard Lemonade,Wine Coolers.....you know all them "women drinks" she also likes drinks with umbrellas in them

Sure, your wife does.

[frankrickard]

I once made the mistake of playing "ride the bus" using Mike's Hard Lemonade...needeless to say, that's the last time I've drank that crap.

I broke out the Tommie jersey from the closet, I'm thinking long and hard about what to do to it.

[sjusection105]

My wife likes Zima, Mike's Hard Lemonade,Wine Coolers.....you know all them "women drinks" she also likes drinks with umbrellas in them

Sure, your wife does.

That's my point Duff, my WIFE likes those beverages

[Johnnie Red]

knights, that is awfully kind of you to offer me the admission into the game. Sure is appreciated! Hope you can join us for the Stiftungsfestivities prior to the game on Saturday as you did last year. Any idea what time you will be showing up? I just want to make sure I have someone save me a seat in the stadium since I will be occupied outside for a while.

And guess who was in Carver County today? One of the state's most famous Bethel grads, the First Lady. I talked to her and asked if she had been to see any Royals games this fall. Answer was no. She did acknowledge what a great program the Johnnies have. Always good to have a Bethel grad who accepts reality when they see it.