FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[BDB]

Did you know Trick Pony has a new lead singer?

Check her out: http://www.trickpony.com/home/index.html

[DuffMan]

Did you know Trick Pony has a new lead singer?

OH WOW!!!

I think we need "Aubrey Collins Fridays" now.

[finsleft]

Did you know Trick Pony has a new lead singer?

OH WOW!!!

I think we need "Aubrey Collins Fridays" now.

<---------------------How's that Duff?

[finsleft]

Twelve people try out the new 12-person beer bong created by Jeff Barton of Milwaukee (in orange). Barton, a staffing company employee, designed the contraption that weighs 600 pounds fully loaded and serves two beers per person when doing a group drink. It also has a beer bubbler.

It has been suggested that one of these be procured for our Stiftungsfestivities this fall. Beer bong serving 12, as seen at the Brewers' home opener, courtesy of the Wickster.

[Touchdown Tommy]

Now if anybody has any leads on tickets for the Kentucky Derby....that's where I want to spend my 50th birthday, soaking in a mint julep.

Fins: I think I can accomodate you.  My neighbors are from Louisville and go to the Derby each May.  Might I suggest we hold the Board of Directors Meeting for the Classless A$$hole Club that weekend from the "infield"...

Drive safe tonite fellas.   8)

[Touchdown Tommy]

Right about now, Wonka is settling in for a crazy night of the Women's bball Nat'l Championship Game...   

[Willy Wonka]

Unfortunately, I couldn't get the bartender - who's a former utimate fighter - to switch the Twins or Wild game to the women's hoop game.

However, I was told afterwards that it was revealed Candace Parker, a smoking hot Volunteer player, is dating Sheldon "The Landlord" Williams. When attractive women make poor decisions like that, it gives guys like Wonka hope for the future.

[57Johnnie]

RIP  -  Eddie Robinson.

[57Johnnie]

RIP  -  Eddie Robinson.

http://www.khou.com/sports/college/stories/khou070404_ac_gramblingcoach.2f50493c.html

[Rico 21]

So...

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.

The chicken is leaning against the headboard, smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face.  The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheets, rolls over and says...

Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!

[johnnie_esq]

RIP  -  Eddie Robinson.

http://www.khou.com/sports/college/stories/khou070404_ac_gramblingcoach.2f50493c.html

Sad news.  A legend and really an amazing individual.  I know his Alzheimers was debilitating, but it's always sad to see a landmark individual pass on.

[BDB]

OK, so the pirahnas get it done behind Johan and Boof.

Tonight we enter the unknown zone.

Anybody have a take on Ortiz? 

[Touchdown Tommy]

BDB: Once again you come to the right place.  I've proven I am a great college sports mind (ref: predictions/results of florida/ohio state contests).  Now you ask for info on Ramon.  I will kindly oblige.

I was impressed by him this spring.  Lots of fire in his belly.  Loves to compete and boundless energy.  Potential to dominate each outing (ref: 2002 versus Anaheim in the ALCS) but has a tendency to get hit around hard for one big inning.  If he keeps his composure and gives us 6 innings of 2-3 run ball you have reason to be ecstatic.

However, I was told afterwards that it was revealed Candace Parker, a smoking hot Volunteer player, is dating Sheldon "The Landlord" Williams. When attractive women make poor decisions like that, it gives guys like Wonka hope for the future.

What will their kids look like?

[finsleft]

Now if anybody has any leads on tickets for the Kentucky Derby....that's where I want to spend my 50th birthday, soaking in a mint julep.

Fins: I think I can accomodate you.  My neighbors are from Louisville and go to the Derby each May.  Might I suggest we hold the Board of Directors Meeting for the Classless A$$hole Club that weekend from the "infield"...

SAWEEEEEEET!!
Definitely, call the meeting to order. Might just have to take a side trip down The Bourbon Trail.
Good call on Ortiz, TDT, I think he'll be solid, with big upside potential. The one who scares me is Ponson and his 13th step (wine with dinner) on the 12 step program. I hope not, but it may only be a matter of time before trouble finds him again.

[Willy Wonka]

Keep in mind this "great sports mind" predicted Rondell White would be an all-star after watching him in spring training last year. Instead, he hit under the Mendoza Line with as many bombs as TDT has friends (most just use him for his connections, ala fins) during the first half of the year