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Kira & Jaxon's Dad

Freshman Year, first semester in college, I fell asleep in a History class (upperclassmen in the class) and the prof threw a piece of chalk at me and hit me in the brim of my hat.  I was a bit embarrassed.
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sumander

Quote from: kirasdad on April 19, 2007, 03:39:45 PM
Freshman Year, first semester in college, I fell asleep in a History class (upperclassmen in the class) and the prof threw a piece of chalk at me and hit me in the brim of my hat.  I was a bit embarrassed.

I did the same thing in an econ class my frosh year of college. Sitting in the back row and the prof threw an eraser at me! Hit the wall about 6" from my head. Didn't sleep in that class any more! :D
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The bush league pilots, they just can't get the job done
You've got to fly down the canyon, don't never see the sun
There's no such thing as an easy run

Touchdown Tommy

Oh you guys are crazy, don't be sooooo naughty...  ::)  ::)  ::)

What's next??  ROR coming on declaring he once voted for the RIGHT...
Chasing MILFs since '82...

finsleft

Quote from: Touchdown Tommy on April 19, 2007, 04:45:22 PM
Oh you guys are crazy, don't be sooooo naughty...  ::)  ::)  ::)
What's next??  ROR coming on declaring he once voted for the RIGHT...

I remember once, in history class, the prof picked up his text and threw it at me. I'm sure lucky that history books only had 8 pages way back then.

Be sure you all put this on your schedules and stay up late:
At three minutes and four seconds after 2 AM on the 6th of May this year, the time and date will be 02:03:04 05/06/07. This will Never happen again.

janesvilleflash

Count me in. I've never drank to that before.
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finsleft

Quote from: WAHOO3 on April 20, 2007, 09:10:06 AM
Probably the closest a new viking stadium will get to reality:


http://www.startribune.com/10136/gallery/1131536.html
I love that Final Four view. How would you like to have hundred dollar seats in the 10th row of the stands and be a half a mile away from the court?

BDB

Pretty cool looking.

Although nothing, anywhere, could ever compare to the finsleft luxury suite at the natural bowl.   :)

Touchdown Tommy

Well friends it is Touchdown Tommy's 25th birfday today.  This can only mean a few things:  First, I will be ridiculously drunk tonite and have more courage with the ladies than the other 364 days a year.  Second, I will shoot over a 100 on my round of golf.  Thirdly, I will be referred to as "Mr. President" by all I encounter today.  And lastly, already being a quarter century old has been quite a ride.  I've been blessed and am thankful for all the people I've met and the friendships I've made.  Cheers
Chasing MILFs since '82...

finsleft

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Quote from: BlueDevil Bob on April 20, 2007, 11:14:29 AM
Pretty cool looking.

Although nothing, anywhere, could ever compare to the finsleft luxury suite at the natural bowl.   :)

True.
I can't figure out why anyone would even consider paying big bucks to watch grown babies play.

Mr. President, Happy Birthday! Since this is the MIACPP equivalent of a national holiday,I will raise a Hamm's in your honor tonight at the Lodge. May your golf score be below and your women above par.

finsleft

TDT, here's your birthday joke:

A young man walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi. . . You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."

The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year."

The man, wide-eyed, says, "You're bull****tin' me!"

The Social Worker says, "Yeah. . . well. . . You started it."

BDB

Happy Birthday Mr. President!  8)

May you get spanked more in the next 25 years than you did in the first 25.  ;)

And, Happy Birthday Guy Bellair!  :D

sumander

Happy birthday Mr. President! Just remember....We grow too soon old and too late smart. ;)
I fly any cargo that you can pay to run
The bush league pilots, they just can't get the job done
You've got to fly down the canyon, don't never see the sun
There's no such thing as an easy run

Johnnie Red

Mr. President, my best wishes to you on your 25th birthday. No crude or rude comments from the Godfather directed your way today. ;D

tmerton