FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[DuffMan]

No handicaps, you'll have to practice up, Zip!

[Johnnie Red]

Man, I just got out of a meeting with MADD. One of their programs is UMADD, which is a university, campus-based student chapter comprised of student leaders concerned about underage and high-risk drinking. It addresses the problems in a holistic manner by involving both the campus and community.

Looks like I might have to get them to start another program entitled TMADD, which is a tailgate, pre-game based adult chapter comprised of leaders 21 and over concerned about high-risk drinking. It will address the problems in a holistic manner by involving both the hosts and the attendees, i.e. Duffman, KR, the Bus Driver, Ritz, Finsleft, et al. Talk about a challenge!

[johnniesrock]

just more info. about the tasers--
Funding for the tasers has been put on "hold" and that amount has been put towards the emt squad which is awesome

[DuffMan]

I just ordered the following.  It should be here for the first round of play-offs.

No worries about getting cut by the can!

[Kilted Rat]

Will she be in the contest as well?




I feel that she would distract Duffman, Ritz and myself from our best performance!

[frankrickard]

KR-  Good to hear you'll be there on Saturday.  You can take Bus Driver's spot in the shotgunning...oh wait, we already have enough photographers

[OzJohnnie]

I know coffee and such doesn't quite compare with the lovely shotgunned Hamms, but it is before noon on Friday here in Oz.  We may drink alot down under but there are, unfortunately, minimal professional standards that must be maintained.

I just had the inaugural Johnnie coffee rally with TRU here in Melbourne and I believe a great time was had by all.  And although a resolution wasn't passed, I'm sure it can be concluded:

Tommies Suck!

[Kilted Rat]

Whats the difference between a Tommie girl and a pizza?

a.  Pizza still looks good in the morning
b.  Pizza still looks like pizza in the morning
c.  You'd still eat pizza in the morning
d.  Pizza was actually hot to begin with
e.  All of the above

[OzJohnnie]

Love these Tommie jokes.

What's the difference between a Tommie girl and a garbage can?

The mustache.

[Buckman]

My Feeble attempt at humor for the day...

Two Bennies and a Tommie girl go to heaven.  They are met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter who says to them "We only have one rule here and that is don't step on a duck".  The three think that can't be too bad but upon entering find that there are ducks everywhere.  Well it didn't take long and one of the Bennies stepped on a duck.  St. Peter arrived shortly thereafter with one of the ugliest men, a Tommie football player none the less, that the three of them had ever seen.  He proceded to handcuff the two together and threw away the key.  The remaining Bennie and the Tommiew girl tried to be as careful as they could, but after several days, the other Bennie stepped on a duck.  Again, St. Peter arrived, but this time with an even uglier guy, again a Tommie football player, and proceded to handcuff the Bennie and him together and threw away the key.  Definately not wanting the same fate as the two Bennie's, the Tommie girl was extremely careful not to step on a duck.  Several months passed and one day St. Peter arrived with the most handsome man that the Tommie girl had ever seen.  Of course, he was a Johnnie football player.  St. Peter proceeded to handcuff the Johnnie and the Tommie girl together and again threw away the key.  The Tommie girl said to the Johnnie "I'm really not sure what I did to deserve this."  To which the Johnnie replied "I don't know about you but I stepped on a duck."

[Kilted Rat]

56317,

You're off to a Finsleftish karma to post ratio!

6Karma to 7 posts is very impressive!

I dedicate this next Tommie joke to you and your karma.


Whats the difference between a Tommie girl and a VW Beetle?

Only 5 guys can be in a Bug at one time

[corn horn]

Shock the world (or is it shuck the world?). Cobbers 40, Mini-Morris 10.

[DuffMan]

56317, great one!  I'm toasting you with a Hamm's right now.  I'm drinking it in the conventional manner.  I thought shotgunning a beer alone woud be kind of sad.

[Kilted Rat]

Man, I just got out of a meeting with MADD. One of their programs is UMADD, which is a university, campus-based student chapter comprised of student leaders concerned about underage and high-risk drinking. It addresses the problems in a holistic manner by involving both the campus and community.

Looks like I might have to get them to start another program entitled TMADD, which is a tailgate, pre-game based adult chapter comprised of leaders 21 and over concerned about high-risk drinking. It will address the problems in a holistic manner by involving both the hosts and the attendees, i.e. Duffman, KR, the Bus Driver, Ritz, Finsleft, et al. Talk about a challenge!

JR,

I prefer my club TAFARAC
Tailgaters Against Fat Annoying Rent-A- Cops

[Buckman]

Thanks Kilted and Duff for the kind words. 

Duff, here's a sad drinking story for you.  Back in college at NDSU, freshman year, I had a roommate who when I left for a basketball game was stone sober and by the time I got back 2 hours later, had played drinking games all by himself the entire time and was passed out at his desk, with a game of up and down the river dealt out in front of him.


Don't know if this one's been around yet or not.

How many Tommie girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Four - one to call Daddy to do it and the other three to find the perfect coordinating Abercrombie outfits.