FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[tmerton]

Everyone please give the President some k on his birthday.    We owe it to him.   Besides, my sources inform me that the board will break and shut down if he gets to 4 digits.

[BDB]

Happy Birthday, Mr. President,




What, you were expecting Marilyn?

Dammit! I wish I had thought of this one.

Well done, tmert.  8)

[finsleft]

Everyone please give the President some k on his birthday.    We owe it to him.   Besides, my sources inform me that the board will break and shut down if he gets to 4 digits.

He gets a daily dose from me. In fact, if what you say is true, the board would be broken by now but for my efforts.

Have a great weekend all. I must leave work early today due to eye problems ( I can't see sticking around here any longer).

[sumander]

Everyone please give the President some k on his birthday.    We owe it to him.   Besides, my sources inform me that the board will break and shut down if he gets to 4 digits.

He gets a daily dose from me. In fact, if what you say is true, the board would be broken by now but for my efforts.

Have a great weekend all. I must leave work early today due to eye problems ( I can't see sticking around here any longer).

Fins, +kute! Enjoy the spring weather!

[raiderguy]

Happy Birthday from the Raider Nation Mister President!

I will tip a few Olde Johnnie Ales in your honor. I look forward  to tippin' a few in person in the fall.

I am heading to Collegeville tomorrow for a BB double header with "The Tommies Suck!"

Just stay out of the drunk tank, you will not enjoy the "Spanking" you might receive in there!................

Or maybe you will???

[The White Silly]

I would say happy birthday, but I don't celebrate birthdays.  I am a Jehovah's witness, so I can't say the pledge in school either.  I do a lot of good deeds though.  I will do double deeds today in honor of your birthday.  No dirty deeds though.  My favorite movie is Mr. deeds.

[Kilted Rat]

Well friends it is Touchdown Tommy's 25th birfday today.  This can only mean a few things:  First, I will be ridiculously drunk tonite and have more courage with the ladies than the other 364 days a year.  Second, I will shoot over a 100 on my round of golf.  Thirdly, I will be referred to as "Mr. President" by all I encounter today.  And lastly, already being a quarter century old has been quite a ride.  I've been blessed and am thankful for all the people I've met and the friendships I've made.  Cheers

Happy Birthday Mr President!

A round of K+ for all in celebration of the day when you left your mother's womb and moved into her wallet!

[Kilted Rat]

On a less exciting note, after 48 hours of searching, I gave up hope of locating my missing cell phone and broke down and bought a new one.

I've lost all phone numbers, so if I had yours before or if you think I need yours/want your number, please PM it to me.





PS. If you see my old cell phone, please send it back to Des Moines.
It looks like this:

[tmerton]

Advance Health Directive

I understand that KR is handing out advance directives to his patients and I was able to obtain a copy:

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>      I, ________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it, or doctors or lawyers interested in simply running up the bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:
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>Female Version:
>      glass of wine
>      chocolate
>      margarita
>      chocolate
>      martini
>      beer
>      chocolate
>      chicken fried steak
>      cream gravy
>      chocolate
>      Mexican food
>      chocolate
>      French fries
>      chocolate
>      pizza
>      chocolate
>      ice cream
>      cup of tea
>      chocolate
>      chocolate
>      sex
>      chocolate
>
>
>Male Version:
>      Beer
>      Sex
>
>
>      It should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day.

[raiderguy]

Hey KR!

I saw youu phone on TV recently. Maxwell Smart was using it.

Reason you can't find it now is because he has molded it into his shoe!

Missed it by that much.

[ritz72]

Happy Belated Mr. Prez......Hope you woke up with a little more than a pillow and some pudding.

I am thinking we need to conduct a Twins pace Arrow mission in the near future!!! Coddies on the way, a little tailgating at (Stiffy @ the dome), an inning or two of twins baseball, off to the rally room, then to Huberts, and home.....

Fins, Book it!!!

BTW: New LIttle Falls FB coach = Aaron Sinclair, an Ole,  is a very stand up guy.

[Touchdown Tommy]

I'm alive.  Woke up with it in my hand.  Ho hum ho hum.

Ritzy: TDT will be in the Twin Cities in a few weeks.  How does the White Sox series or the Angels series sound?  Some Stiffy burgers sound top notch.  Whaddya say Mr. Godfather??

[Johnnie Red]

I would be up for a Stiftungsfestivities at the Dome. Hopefully we could do it on the weekend. I have a rather unique jury trial starting on May 8. I am prosecuting a former female Chaska High School teacher from the Ukraine (ELL teacher) who allegedly had sex with a high school senior boy last Halloween. The teacher was 28 at the time, the student 17. The trial will go into the week of May 14. Life never gets dull here in Carver County.

Add to that the grand jury proceeding that I had last week concerning an underage drinking party in Chaska Friday evening, February 23. One of the partygoers, who lived less than two blocks away from the apartment where the party is being hosted, leaves during the early morning hours of February 24 without a coat on to walk home. Windchill temp is 12 degrees. He is found alongside the road at 4:40 a.m. passed out. He dies the next day, February 25, his 19th birthday, from hypothermia and acute alcohol intoxication. The person who brought the alcohol to the party was indicted for a felony providing alcohol to a minor who gets intoxicated and suffers death or great bodily harm along with six counts of providing alcohol to minors. The two 20 year olds who hosted the party got indicted for five counts of providing alcohol to minors, aiding and abetting. There was also a 32 year old who was indicted for two counts of providing alcohol to minors for giving the decedent and his buddy drinks the afternoon of February 23. The decedent had just gotten off of a bracelet that he had on for two months to make sure he did not consume any alcohol because of a conviction for underage consumption. The decedent was so happy he was off the bracelet that he wanted to party like there was no tomorrow.

[DuffMan]

Duff's back .  I'm not reading through the last 5 days of posts, though.  Sore arms, sore back, an average of 10 hours a day on the water, and lots of fish in the boat--dream weekend for me .

Happy belated birthday!

[BDB]

Welcome back Duff! You missed nothing. 

JR, once again real life is way stranger than anything we could make up.