FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[finsleft]

Are these real laws in MN? 

Don't think some of those would pass the snopes test, tmerts.

[Retired Old Rat]

I can get a suite for Section 116 on Saturday 5/12 versus the Tigers.

This includes 12 game tickets.  Cost is $1100, or $92 each.  There is room in the suite for a few more to "drop by."

I have the suite on hold.  I need some commitments before I plop down $1,100.

Ask all your friends and let me know if you are in.

[finsleft]

I can get a suite for Section 116 on Saturday 5/12 versus the Tigers.

This includes 12 game tickets.  Cost is $1100, or $92 each.  There is room in the suite for a few more to "drop by."

I have the suite on hold.  I need some commitments before I plop down $1,100.

Ask all your friends and let me know if you are in.

Appreciate the effort, ROR. Sorry I must decline and catch the game on the pontoon radio whilst snagging pike and slurping beer.

[Retired Old Rat]

Welcome back Ritzy and ROR. ROR, hopefully your new job involves some product that your MIACPP pals can benefit from your employee discount (e.g., liquor store, sporting goods, strip club??)

Unless you need large scale computer storage, I can't really help you out.  However, we did just sell a system to Playboy.  I did not sell it but I did volunteer to help on the installation.   8)  Down loads from playboy.com should be a lot smoother now.   

[tmerton]

Are these real laws in MN? 

Don't think some of those would pass the snopes test, tmerts.

Unfortunately, there's no Snopes test for other internet sites.   I tried anyway - but "dumb Minnesota laws" just brought up some dumb blonde jokes. 

JR will know.

[tmerton]

Welcome back, ROR.  You've been missed - not that you missed anything, other that TDT turning 25 and heading toward 4 digit negative karma.

[finsleft]

Are these real laws in MN? 

Don't think some of those would pass the snopes test, tmerts.

Unfortunately, there's no Snopes test for other internet sites.   I tried anyway - but "dumb Minnesota laws" just brought up some dumb blonde jokes. 

JR will know.

I feel comfortable advising you that, you can indeed eat a hamburger in St. Cloud on a Sunday, without fear of crimination. 8)

[finsleft]

When Dan found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly
father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.
      "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to
her "but in just a week or two, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million
dollars."
      Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening and, three days later, she became his stepmother. 

[ritz72]

I can get a suite for Section 116 on Saturday 5/12 versus the Tigers.

This includes 12 game tickets.  Cost is $1100, or $92 each.  There is room in the suite for a few more to "drop by."

I have the suite on hold.  I need some commitments before I plop down $1,100.

Ask all your friends and let me know if you are in.

I too will be unavailable that weekend as I am being forced to go fishing with my brother-in-law.  I am going to do it Miagi-style though!!  Go Daniel-son

[BDB]

ROR,

Looks like 5/12 isn't real popular at this point.

My main issue is that's it's Mother's Day weekend. I don't think it would fly real well with Mrs. BDB. (insert TDT sly comment here.) 

[sumander]

My weekends in May are pretty much filled up!

[Retired Old Rat]

ROR,

Looks like 5/12 isn't real popular at this point.

My main issue is that's it's Mother's Day weekend. I don't think it would fly real well with Mrs. BDB. (insert TDT sly comment here.) 

Oops.  Didn't realize that this was Mother's Day weekend.

How about 5/25, 5/26, 6/8 or 6/9?

Trying to keep it on a weekend night for JR.

[janesvilleflash]

Mother's Day wouldn't stop me. I'd just tell her I was going.

Translation-Who am I kidding, my wife wouldn't let me go if it wasn't Mother's Day.

[Touchdown Tommy]

The cost of the suite at only 12 people seems somewhat cost prohibitive.  I'd suggest just getting a bunch of seats in a row.  Also, The Godfather will "suck it up" and attend a game in the middle of the week along with a bbq tailgate party.  He knows what is good for him.  What do you fellas think about that Thursday game with the hated White Sox??

BDB: We are buds.  I only rip you when you deserve it.

ROR: Wonka asked if your daughters are invited...

[Willy Wonka]

Wonka most certainly did NOT ask such a thing. However, since it has now been asked, Wonka is curious as to what the answer might be...

Wonka also interviewed an SJU baseball coach last night over the phone. Before jumping into questions, you better believe he threw out the disclaimer of "Before we get started, I just want to warn you that I hate the Johnnies." He laughed, clearly understanding my sentiment as the Gusties own SJU in baseball.

In an unrelated note sure to draw KR's ire, the top-ranked Tommie lesbians softball team are facing my 25-2 Gusties today with the conference title on the line. It starts at 4 p.m., but I'm sure MM already has his purple lawn chair set up down the third-base line with half a case of Hamms gone (from the drive over).