FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[Retired Old Rat]

Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers. "So," he said, "I have been presented, by both of you, with a bribe." Both lawyers squirmed uncomfortably. "You, attorney Leon, gave me $15,000. And you, attorney Campos, gave me $10,000."

The judge reached into his pocket and pulled out a check. He handed it to Leon ... "Now then, I'm returning $5,000, and we're going to decide this case solely on its merits."

[Kilted Rat]

Congrats Judge JR!!!


MIACPP Kangaroo Court is now in session. The Honorable Judge Johnnie Red presiding.

All raise your red cups/Bob and Steve's mugs!

Bailiff, a round of drink+s for the boys. Court recorder, take a break and go sit on TDT's lap, everything said here is off the record.

[DutchFan2004]

Hey JR don't think we met at the Central Game in Pella but congrats.  Now you can answer the question.  What do judges wear under those robes? Good Luck on the new job.

[WLCALUM83]

Then there are those classic Jerry Reed songs,

(remember "When You're Hot, You're Hot," and ("She Got the Gold Mine and) I Got the Shaft."

  and for the traffic accident cases  "Lord, Mr. Ford (What Have You Done?)"

    ("the avg. American owns one car and half-another--I bet that half-a car's a trick to drive.")

[ritz72]

Congrats JR!!!

I can see it now!  JR's party with the Pace Arrow crashing in..

Priceless...

[footballfan413]

A huge congratulations to Johnnie Red on his recent achievement.  A judicial appointment is the result of a culmination of many years of hard work and selfless dedication to public service.  It is a great honor.     Again, congratulations! 

[Buckman]

Congratulation Johnnie Red!!!

[sumander]

Story in the Times this morning about J's offensive lineman Dan Gamache . He is 6'4" and 260 lbs. Sounds like a lot of upside potential as well!

[BDB]

FYI: I can be found/seen at the Twins-Devil Rays game tonite.  Please direct all other urgent inquiries to my publicist. - TDT

Ponson goes 7 and the Twins win 9-1.

TDT, what did you do?     8)

[Johnnie Red]

DutchFan2004, in terms of what I will be wearing under my rob, probably go with pants, dress shirt and tie. I know some of our judges get rather casual. One of our local judges usually has on sandals every day of the year.

One of my friends just sent me an email asking if I was also going to be a preacher in addition to being on the bench. She had a picture of a church billboard for Our Lady of Martyrs Catholic Church that said the following:

             Guest Speaker 7:30
                Honorable
              Johnnie Red
            On: Great Powers!

Looks like the official swearing-in will be the afternoon of Thursday, May 24 or Thursday, May 31 with the party at the Knights of Columbus Hall in Shakopee. I should know for sure later today. Developing....

[finsleft]

All is good in MIACville. JR gets appointed to the bench, Sidney Potbelly lives to pitch another day, and my Suburban is packed ready to head north for work weekend* at the hunting place. TGIW!


*Happy hour today at the Sawmill, golf at the Wilderness tomorrow, and a case of Hamm's and my ATV to fill in the down times.

[finsleft]

NEWS FLASH

Apple Computers announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants. The iBreast will cost between $499 and $599.  This is considered to be a major break through, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them. 

[BDB]

All is good in MIACville. JR gets appointed to the bench, Sidney Potbelly lives to pitch another day, and my Suburban is packed ready to head north for work weekend* at the hunting place. TGIW!


*Happy hour today at the Sawmill, golf at the Wilderness tomorrow, and a case of Hamm's and my ATV to fill in the down times.

You know how to work fins. 

You are going to miss my entrance into the "leet elite" unless I hurry up and do a few mindless posts of scantily clad women. 

[sumander]

All is good in MIACville. JR gets appointed to the bench, Sidney Potbelly lives to pitch another day, and my Suburban is packed ready to head north for work weekend* at the hunting place. TGIW!


*Happy hour today at the Sawmill, golf at the Wilderness tomorrow, and a case of Hamm's and my ATV to fill in the down times.

Damn, I knew I should have gone to law school! I guess I can hold out hope for Sum Jr. doing that and then supporting me like Mauer is doing for his folks!

[sju56321]

Congrats Johnnie Red! Been busy down here, just catching up now. BTW, is your first assignment traffic court? That is how the train the new judges down here.