FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[Whoa Nelly]

I lost on the 31 point spread...

Cobbs 40-10 at FargoDome tonight

[Kilted Rat]

I just received a pic of the previosly mentioned Holy Grail.


I sure hope that's Hamm's being consumed out of it!

[OzJohnnie]

Cobbs 40-10 at FargoDome tonight

Wazzup?  d3football.com says the score was 47-10.  Five points short of the double monkey.

Oh - Just checked the CC website and it says 40-10.  Must be a freshman sending in the scores to d3football.

[DuffMan]

Chris, good story.
KR, great photo.  I always wanted to do that.

[johnniesrock]

I just received a pic of the previosly mentioned Holy Grail.


I sure hope that's Hamm's being consumed out of it!

One of my prouder moments...unfortunately not Hamm's, just keg beer

[Buckman]

For those that are interested, FSN Live will have a preview of the JOHNNIE-tommie game and a special on Gagliardi tonight.  FSN Live is scheduled to start around 10, following the replay of the Winona-Concordia SP game from last week.

[sjusection105]

Kilted Rat, Did you get the express written consent of Hacker Rat & the 2003 RatPak to use said photo? Or did Hacker Rat send it to you

[Kilted Rat]

This just in......


The last 2 SJU national titles (1976 and 2003), SJU beat UST/CST by 3 in St. Paul.

If SJU wins by 3 Saturday buy your tickets for the Stagg!!!


*In 1988 SJU beat UST by 3 in Collegeville.

[johnnie_esq]

Just caught the second half of the FSN 10pm show-- looked like a real nice feature on Gags.

They're broadcasting a full special on Gagliardi on Mon Nov 21 at 10pm on FSN.

[Kilted Rat]

More stolen jokes from Wick's underground news:

Johnny football fans in Central Minnesota amuse themselves by scaring every Tommy fan they see
strutting down the street with that obnoxious UST sweatshirt. Some of the more volatile fans would swerve their vans and pickups as if to hit them, and then swerve back just missing them.

One day just prior to the game, while driving along, one such fan saw a priest he knew slightly walking along the road.  He thought he would do a good deed, so he pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father?"

"I'm going to say Mass at the Benedicta Retirement Home, about 2 miles down the road," replied the priest.  "My car's been acting up so I thought I'd walk."

"Climb in, Father!  I'll give you a lift!"

The priest climbed into the rear passenger seat because the front was loaded with business items; they continued down the road.  Suddenly, the driver noticed a Tommy fan walking down the road wearing that darn purple Tommy sweatshirt.  The irate Johnny fan instinctively swerved as if to hit him.  But, as usual, he swerved back into the road just in time.  Even though he was certain that he had missed the guy, he still heard a loud "THUD."

Not understanding where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors but still didn't see anything. Then he remembered the priest, and turned to the him and said, "Sorry, Father, I almost hit that Tommy fan."

"That's OK," replied the priest, "I got him with the door.""

My friend, Dr. Joe Watson (whose son Jack is an SJU freshman), an optometrist, tells of the pretty young St. Thomas student visiting him for the first time.  She was shown to a small waiting room to await her appointment.  Sitting alone with the door closed, she began undressing nervously, preparing herself for the upcoming examination.  Just as she draped the last of her garments over the back of a chair, a light rap sounded on the door and Joe strode in.

Coming to an abrupt halt, Dr. Joe looked his nude Tommette patient up and down carefully and with considerable appreciation.

"Miss Jones," he said finally, "it seems quite obvious to me that until today you have never undergone an eye examination."

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.  The first man had married a graduate of St. Kate's and bragged that he had told her she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed to be done at their house.  He said that it took a couple days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.

The second man had married a graduate of St. Thomas.  He bragged that he had given her orders that she was to do all the cleaning, the dishes, and the cooking.  He told his friends that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better.  By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a Benny.  He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal.  He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and telephone a lawn service.

[Touchdown Tommy]

Correction: Johnnies will be hoisting the bronze and walnut at roughly 4pm EST this season instead of the aforementioned 2pm EST as the game start time has been changed to 1pm in a move made obviously to accomodate Johnny Red's loyal army of tailgaters to allow them to have an extra couple hours for various shenanigans and tomfoolery.

[johnniesrock]

Correction: Johnnies will be hoisting the bronze and walnut at roughly 4pm EST this season instead of the aforementioned 2pm EST as the game start time has been changed to 1pm in a move made obviously to accomodate Johnny Red's loyal army of tailgaters to allow them to have an extra couple hours for various shenanigans and tomfoolery.

and in a move that will lower johnnie student attendance, Saint John's students will be taking final exams on that delightful saturday afternoon(i would hate to be a student missing the game b/c I had to take a final during game time)

[Wildcat'64]

Bus Driver,
That's a real nice offer for you to fly to Salem to help the Wildcats hold up the Walnut & Bronze.....you Johnnies are such wonderful and thoughtful folks!

[bigcobb06]

The score of the Cobbs game was 47 to 10.  The second team offense started the second quarter, with the second team D following.  The starters played the first series of the second half and that was it.  47 - 10???  not bad with your starters plaing 1 and 1/2 quarters....  This is legit.. check the box score tomorrow...   bring on the playoffs....  what about the johnnies??   we all know they do not want to face these boys again....  good luck miac... bring home the championship whether it's the gold and maroon or red and white

[OzJohnnie]

BAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!  Two more sleeps.  I CAN'T TAKE IT!

If the RealAudio cuts again I'll freak.  We gotta get a video feed like Hamline.

Three women escaped from prison. One was a Bennie, one a Cobber, and one a Tommie. They ran for miles until they came upon an old barn where they decided to hide in the hayloft and rest. When they climbed up, they found three large gunnysacks and decided to climb into them for camouflage. About an hour later the sheriff and his deputy came into the barn. The sheriff told his deputy to go up and check out the hayloft. When he got up there the sheriff asked him what he saw and the deputy yelled back, "Just three gunnysacks." The sheriff told him to find out what was in them, so the deputy kicked the first sack, which had the Bennie in it. She went, "Meow", so the deputy told the sheriff there was a cat in it. Then he kicked the sack with the Cobber in it. She went, "Bow-wow", so the deputy told the sheriff there was a dog in it. Then he kicked the one with the Tommie in it, and there was no sound at all. So he kicked it again, and finally the Tommie said, "Potatoes."