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bennie

Quote from: finsleft on June 18, 2007, 03:58:38 PM
Talk about destrictive weather! Last night I was putting a new light on my boat trailer, and a gust of wind came up, blew a cushion off a chair, which then hit my Hamm's can, spilling my beer.  :'( :'(

This just means that they need to sell Hamms in bigger cans! Then the cushion would have just bounced right off it! And if the planets are truly aligned, when you are fall down drunk after drinking the vat sized can, you land on the cushion. ;D ;)
High sticking, tripping, slashing, spearing, charging, hooking, fighting, unsportsmanlike conduct, interference, roughing... everything else is just figure skating.  ~Author Unknown

Rico 21

I just noticed something.  The MIAC is (now was) exactly 20,000 posts ahead of the WIAC board.

               Yup, kinda slow at work today...

sumander

Rico, That's blasphemous......Bankers and free time at work. It never happens!  ;)
I fly any cargo that you can pay to run
The bush league pilots, they just can't get the job done
You've got to fly down the canyon, don't never see the sun
There's no such thing as an easy run

frankrickard

Quote from: finsleft on June 18, 2007, 03:58:38 PM
Talk about destructive weather! Last night I was putting a new light on my boat trailer, and a gust of wind came up, blew a cushion off a chair, which then hit my Hamm's can, spilling my beer.  :'( :'(

I shed a tear when I heard of this tragedy
Heaven isn't too far away,
Closer to it every day

finsleft



A Priest and a Rabbi were sitting next to each other on an air plane.

After a which, the Priest turned to the Rabbi an asked, "Is it still a
requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?

The Rabbi responded, "Yes, that is still one of our beliefs."

The Priest then asked, "Have you ever eaten pork?"

To which the Rabbi replied, "Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and tasted a ham sandwich."

The Priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading.

A while later, the Rabbi spoke up and asked the Priest, "Father, is it
still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?"

The Priest replied, "Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith."

The Rabbi then asked him, "Father, have you ever fallen to the
temptations of the flesh?"

The Priest replied, "Yes, Rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and
broke my faith."

The Rabbi nodded understandingly and remained silent, thinking
for about five minutes. Finally, the Rabbi said, "Beats the sh!t out
of a ham sandwich, doesn't it?"

Kilted Rat

Gentlemen, Ladies and TDT,

I bid thee farewell as I head to the great North into Canada for a long weekend of Walleye slaying.

With this round of Vitamin k+, Fins is at +816, TDT and -816, all is balanced in the world.

I shall return onto this board next week, Eh? ;D
Now accepting new patients. All bills must be paid in scotch shortly after any services rendered.  Sorry TDT, no problems below the waist.


Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

sumander

Quote from: Kilted Rat on June 19, 2007, 11:07:07 AM
Gentlemen, Ladies and TDT,

I bid thee farewell as I head to the great North into Canada for a long weekend of Walleye slaying.

With this round of Vitamin k+, Fins is at +816, TDT and -816, all is balanced in the world.

I shall return onto this board next week, Eh? ;D

KR, I spent Wed - Sun fishing the Ontario side of Lake of the Woods. Fishing was fantastic. Best of luck! hope you beat the mayfly hatch!
I fly any cargo that you can pay to run
The bush league pilots, they just can't get the job done
You've got to fly down the canyon, don't never see the sun
There's no such thing as an easy run

finsleft

The last couple of posts are illustrative of just what is wrong with our country today. You guys go ahead and contribute to the economies of foreign countries and wallow in their rye and gay marriage promoting ways.

NOT ME! This proud American plans to spend tomorrow through Sunday fishing in several of the 10,000+ lakes in St. Louis County, in the great state of Minnesota, located in the good ol' US of A. Not because I want to, mind you. I just feel it is my patriotic duty. God Bless America!

P.S. And here's some American made karma for you to chew on while you're reading.

sumander

Quote from: finsleft on June 19, 2007, 11:36:39 AM
The last couple of posts are illustrative of just what is wrong with our country today. You guys go ahead and contribute to the economies of foreign countries and wallow in their rye and gay marriage promoting ways.

NOT ME! This proud American plans to spend tomorrow through Sunday fishing in several of the 10,000+ lakes in St. Louis County, in the great state of Minnesota, located in the good ol' US of A. Not because I want to, mind you. I just feel it is my patriotic duty. God Bless America!

P.S. And here's some American made karma for you to chew on while you're reading.

Fins, Know one has asked you to go,huh! ;D
I fly any cargo that you can pay to run
The bush league pilots, they just can't get the job done
You've got to fly down the canyon, don't never see the sun
There's no such thing as an easy run

DuffMan

I heard they won't let Fins into Canada.

A tradition unrivaled...
MIAC Champions: '32, '35, '36, '38, '53, '62, '63, '65, '71, '74, '75, '76, '77, '79, '82, '85, '89, '91, '93, '94, '95, '96, '98, '99, '01, '02, '03, '05, '06, '08, '09, '14, '18, '19, '21, '22, '24
National Champions: '63, '65, '76, '03

BDB

Quote from: DuffMan on June 19, 2007, 01:21:09 PM
I heard they won't let Fins into Canada.

I believe you are thinking of Salem.  ;D

Touchdown Tommy

Who'd wanna go to Salem anyway unless it was to pick up some Hardware?

Hope KR fishes better than he throws the baseball/softball/football, etc.  AKA like a 10 yr old girl...

Has anyone heard from da Wickster this summer?  His newsletter has gone into hibernation it appears.

Chasing MILFs since '82...

finsleft

Ha Ha. Here's what I'll be catching my fish on:


BDB

Quote from: finsleft on June 19, 2007, 02:27:52 PM
Ha Ha. Here's what I'll be catching my fish on:



You are a patriot fins!

From the looks of that bad boy I'd say a few made in America pike have taken a chomp on him.

Touchdown Tommy

BDB: What went down at Aquafest?  Did you pee your pants up on stage?  Parade around with "arm candy" all night long?  I trust you left the women and child at HOME for this outing...
Chasing MILFs since '82...