FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[bennie]

I must be channeling Fins!

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would
add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following
results:

The first worm in alcohol - Dead.

The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead

Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead

Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.

So the Minister asked the congregation -

What can you learn from this demonstration?

Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said,

"As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"

That pretty much ended the service --

[Willy Wonka]

Ran into a couple Gustie footballers while dominating the volleyball courts at Hayfield last weekend. They said the football field looks glorious we are all jacked up about the opener against Williamette. My money still says Brownie wants to open with a bang, going deep to Arlt on the first play.

They were quite anxious to know if Wonka would be in attendance and I assured them Wonka and Frank would be there, with Mongo as a maybe. It seems he must get a permission slip signed by his lady friend and hasn't had much luck yet.

PS - Wonka is PISSED that Rage got traded, but not just that. We got taken behind the perverbial woodshed by Ainge on this one...

[bennie]

Luberts affirms decision to withdraw from SJU
http://www.sctimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070730/NEWS01/107300072

I was looking through the reader comments on this story and all I can say is wow!! I can't believe how some people are bringing up the pedophile priest at SJU like there is some correlation.

[bennie]

PS - Wonka is PISSED that Rage got traded, but not just that. We got taken behind the perverbial woodshed by Ainge on this one...

I have always like Ainge, but of course I am a Celtic fan from back in the day. I learned very quickly when I moved out here not to mention this. A lot of people here hate him and are still bitter that he went to BYU instead of University of Oregon! Jeeze people, get over it!

[dbhammel]

Just wanted to say a quick congrats to Nick G. and Andrew S. for being named to the d3football pre-season all-american teams!

Of course, I was Nick's freshman orientation leader, so any Johnnie success he imparts is pretty much my doing.

Right...insert foot in mouth.

[finsleft]

I must be channeling Fins!

Hey now Bennie, I tried to get the discussion here steered in a football-ish direction, and got maybe 1 comment from a visiting poster. Like a good politician, I can feel the winds on the board, and have resigned myself to the fact that I must now confine myself to posts about women, Hamm's and humor.
At least this way I don't open myself up to criticism about posting on topics of which I no little about. 8)

[BDB]

Like a good politician, I can feel the winds on the board, and have resigned myself to the fact that I must now confine myself to posts about women, Hamm's and humor.

Whew! Im glad you came back to your senses fins.

Thought I might have to do an intervention. 

[ritz72]

Ritzy-
Is Pierz really "another world" or like "the twilight zone" as the 10th post in the SCTimes chat says? Is it central Minnesota's Sodom and Gomorrah?

They always say, The hills have eyes over east of Little Falls. 

It is amazing how people are defending this guy on the SC Times chat, talk about going back 40 years and pulling out the "She was asking for it" defense...  Sickening.

[DuffMan]

Here you go, tmerton.  Nothing huge, but lots of fun

   

[Kilted Rat]

Well Ladies and Gents and TDT,

That magical time of year has come again... I take my next Step of Boards 1 month from today


As such, it is time for my annual posting hiatus to focus on my studies. I will still make the karma rounds on occasion and can be reached by e-mail or PM in case of emergencies.




Until I return to full posting privileges, I bid you all farewell, +k to all (yes, including TDT), and may the Hamm's be with you!!!


                         GO JOHNNIES!!!!

[DutchFan2004]

Good luck KR.  Study hard and may the knowledge be with you!!!!!!

[sjusection105]

Well Ladies and Gents and TDT,

That magical time of year has come again... I take my next Step of Boards 1 month from today


As such, it is time for my annual posting hiatus to focus on my studies. I will still make the karma rounds on occasion and can be reached by e-mail or PM in case of emergencies.




Until I return to full posting privileges, I bid you all farewell, +k to all (yes, including TDT), and may the Hamm's be with you!!!


                         GO JOHNNIES!!!!

KR, Go in peace & may the karma be with you oh young doctor in training.
Have you forgotten one thing?

TOMMIES SUCK!!!  8)

[BDB]

+ daily vitamin k to keep up your endurance KR, but no way you don't post for a month! 

I HOPE NOT ANYWAY. 

[dbhammel]

Good luck KR.  The closest thing I've ever come to Med School was O-Chem, so dont forget about the SN2 back side attack. 

[footballfan413]

A belated Happy 25th birthday, KR!   Study hard and good luck with your boards.  If you need any help when you are studying this month...............remember, there is always WebMD!