FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[farley101]

faunch-

I agree on the PA announcer, in the third quarter and getting Monkey Stomped^TM , there's really no reason to yell excitedly about a 3 yard gain.  Or yell at all into that frickin microphone.  The guy who paid to upgrade the turf could have upgraded the sound system as well, sitting in the stands pre-game and having rap music and god knows what else drilled into the right side of my head was not enjoyable.  I realize when you have TWO speakers for the whole place it has to be loud but c'mon thats redicilous.  At least it'll be two years until we have to go back to that place and witness another drubbing..... 

[Touchdown Tommy]

What do you mean farley?  I'd go back every year for a 48-14 domination of the Tommies.  They have clearly shown they are inferior to Johnnies.

Something tells me that the UST fans shouldn't go NUTS and sing "Ole, Ole, Ole, Ole, Ole" when they score on the SJU 3rd stringers with 5 minutes to go and undergoing a near double monkey stomp beatdown from the "arch-rival" Js.

[desertcat1]

Nap was great....

Kids are now in bed, the wife is reading, and I'm looking for that damn cat again!!!

The cat just scored again  63.   

[Kilted Rat]

OAS and Duffman,

My new avatar is in your honor!

[ritz72]

Nap was great....

Kids are now in bed, the wife is reading, and I'm looking for that damn cat again!!!

The cat just scored again  63.   

I didn't know you were into beastiality!!!

Friggin 3 hour naps during the day...Now I can't sleep and I'm finishing the 30 pack!

[Touchdown Tommy]

105,

Where are all the pics you speak of?  I presume ROR was too busy in the bushes with his Hamms to be taking too many pics with that monster Japanese camera he wears around his neck.  I wanna see the tailgating crew at work...

[ritz72]

I have come to the firm conclusion that the "Shotgunning Gods" crept up and bit me in the ass today!!

It is all part of their master plan to have a head-to-head match-up betwixt myself and the man they call 'Duff"!

I firmly grasp the fact that I will be the underdog, but I accept the role!

I could hear the PA guy from Clearwater early this afternoon, and I didnt even have my radio on!  POS

[Touchdown Tommy]

Ritzy,

How many beers have u consumed today?  Also, could you please share in detail why you missed the game today.  Sounds horrific, in fact KR is right, MIAC Maniac or OneArmedScot woulda been glad to pick you up.

[ritz72]

Just to let the Johnnie Nation, the thousands in attendance, and the millions watching around the world.....

t-minus 16!

[ritz72]

Stopped to take a leak and get some coffee at nelson bros. in Clearwater, and car wouldnt start..spent a few hours trying to get someone, getting someone, waiting for someone, to fix the mess, and by the time was all said and done was 1:30 and game was already 20-0.

I'm madder than a whirling durbish, and I don't even know what a whirling durbish is!!!!

BTW:  22 overall on the Hamm's count today!  1 more, than off to the Red Bull

[Touchdown Tommy]

WOW WOW WOW clearly it is sabotage.

Ritz,

I did a little sleuth detective work and here is what I came up with.

Well your car was made in Canada home of none other than Duffman.  Well if you recall Duffman was profiled this week on Post Patterns with his red maple leaf giddy up crying/celebrating after a shotgunning competition.  Well the truth is that Duffman is responsible for you missing the tailgate party today.  His country created the piece of **** car you drove that broke down thus eliminating the CHAMP from showing up at St. Thomas to defend his title.  Duffy won going away, but Detective Bus believes you have been sabotaged...

[Kilted Rat]

Submitted for the aproval of the Champions (Duff and Ritz), other shotgunners (myself, Wooderson, Carbo, ROR, Frank etc), and camera people (Busdriver):


The New Hamm's Shotgunning Championship Belt!






The amazing news is that the un-altered belt is availaible here for only $9.99. If we all chipped in a buck... we could make this a reality!

[farley101]

BD- It seems to me that it really doesn't matter which field we play the Tommies on, we'll dominate them anyway so it may as well be at home in the friendly confines of Clemens Stadium for our viewing comfort!  Unless they find a way to "fix" that announcer or his tools, then I'd be happy to go back to UST.   

[faunch]

If I could karmalize you Fuanch, I woudl heap it on you for those 2 points....if you think that PA guy is bad at football, you should hear him do hoops! 

I've heard him do hoops...back in the late 80's and early 90's....I had headaches with Excedrin written all over them.

[57Johnnie]

faunch, maniac,farley and the rest of you complaining about the Tommie announcer:
He was so loud - how loud was he?
There were times when he overpowered the radio feed on my computer!
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