FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[OzJohnnie]

What's a Tommie's idea of safe sex?
Lock the car doors.

How many Tommies does it take to change a light bulb?
Four.  One to change the light bulb and three to discuss how it will help them meet a future husband.

[Touchdown Tommy]

Veek I'd appreciate it if you paid more attention.  My weekly Top Ten list comes out each Thursday Night.  Tuesday is the Post-Corner piece.  I hope this lack of attention is due to no sleep with the 3rd addition to the family because under normal circumstances this would be grounds for my sh!t list.

105: I can't speak to that rumor.  I pray it is false.

TC: I was trying to enforce how pathetic it is that USTD can't win with all these built in advantages.  Was that not obvious?  If so, I failed miserably this week.

[57Johnnie]

Tribute to Don Roney at JohnnieFootball.com

Enjoy Fellas!!!  Please don't shower me with Karma.  I'll take beers on Saturday morning...

TDT: With Dan the Man sporting a Gopher like record, will your super secret rumor from earlier this season come true? Meidt we be seeing a change at the top for UST Football?

The super secret rumor told to everybody at Homecoming Stiftungfestivity is highly unlikely according to my source.

[tmerton]

Veek - did you get my PM?

[tmerton]

TC,
I can taste the newcastle now.  Just two weeks to go and victory is mine (stewie griffin voice!

Pretty big talk for a guy with a 1 point lead and three weeks still to go.  The PBR will be mine!

Let me get this straight -- PBR goes to the winner ... or to the loser?

[frankrickard]

I was at a bar in the cities drinking 5 dollar bottles of heineken and new castle when I decided I needed to drink cheaper.  I see a can of PBR in the cooler and order one.  The bartender tells me he has no idea how much that costs, so he rings it up on the register.  One 12oz can of PBR cost me four bucks.  What the hell?

[TC]

I'll have you know, not only was Pabst Blue Ribbon selected America's Best in 1893, nature's choicest products provide its prized flavor and only the finest of hops and grains are used.

Now tell me, if you were selected America's Best in 1893 would you have any reason to change?  I think not.

[tmerton]

I'll have you know, not only was Pabst Blue Ribbon selected America's Best in 1893, nature's choicest products provide its prized flavor and only the finest of hops and grains are used.

Now tell me, if you were selected America's Best in 1893 would you have any reason to change?  I think not.

Kinda like best airplane or automobile of 1893, wouldn't you say?

[Veek]

Tmert - I haven't received a PM.  Zip said that he sent me one a few days ago but I never got that one either.  Email me at the one in my profile.  Thanks.

TDT - please accept my humble apologies for not realizing the specific day that you post your top 10 list.  I currently only keep track of "The Sizzle" timetables.  Once you achieve the polish and grandeur of "The Sizzle" I will start committing your timelines to memory.

[piperinsider]

I have nothing football-related to talk about. Haven't had time to see a MIAC game in a few weeks and won't this Saturday with prep football.

Instead, I give you Case No. 3. (nsfw)
http://gorillamask.net/lisa-gleave.shtml

[Veek]

Clark - check your email.

Go Johnnies!!!!

[ritz72]

Why did the freshman St. Thomas co-ed put a fish in her pocket?

She wanted to smell like the seniors   

How can you tell if a Tommie co-ed did your landscaping?

The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard   

Good night, Houston!!

[SUMMIT!!!!!]

now THOSE are funny, Ritz...raunchy but hilarious

[Kilted Rat]

Here's one of mine from back in the day when Benchwarmer was still around:



Ode to UST

In the heart of St. Paul is the home
Of the dumbest MIAC school without a dome.

Lifelong friends of Abercrombie and Fitch
Too bad daddy's money can't buy brains B*tch.

The girls down there are far from prude
But all the guys prefer the company of a dude.

Hence their women for years and years
Come to SJU to drink some beers

Take them home, Johnnies usually do
Only to wake up to something that without make-up looks like poo.

The boys in purple suck at sports especially football
But they are good at playing dress-up with their doll.

The Toms come up north whenever they get the chance
Seems they like a swift kick in the pants.

We beat them, stomp, them, crush them and such
Show them that their football team isn't worth that much.

Beating them every year can become a bore,
But at least they bring plenty a wh...

Fetch me a beer and make it cold
Beating the Tommies never gets old

Stiftungfest before each and every game
Followed by the annual Tommie walk of shame.

Onto the bus for the long ride back
Johnnie cleat marks all over their back

Benchwarmer, don't cry any more
Someday my office will need a janitor

Until then, keep up your smile despite the goofy hat
And don't for get to ask, "Do you want fries with that?"

[bcflyguy1]

Ritz and Kilted-

Well played gentlemen, well played.

We interrupt the regularly scheduled program to congratulate Brandon Carr for being named the MIAC Defensive Player of the Week.  Two picks, a critical pass break-up, and 6 total tackles with one for loss as the Royals won yet another "Meidter Bowl."

We now return you to Johnnies-Tommies week!  Cheers!