FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[sumander]

kR, Very nice, and it's only Wednesday morning!

[cobbernation]

I will try not to ruin everyone's fun with Johnnie/Tommie week jokes, but where have all the STO supporters gone??

[finsleft]

TDT - please accept my humble apologies for not realizing the specific day that you post your top 10 list.  I currently only keep track of "The Sizzle" timetables.  Once you achieve the polish and grandeur of "The Sizzle" I will start committing your timelines to memory.

Haha, Veek. Excellent...!

[janesvilleflash]

A Termite walked into a pub and asked,

"Where's the bar tender?

[sjusection105]

A Termite walked into a pub and asked,

"Where's the bar tender?

Boy, it's slow here. Flash, you forced me into this.......

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "hey buddy, why the long face?......

Is this what Tommie week has come to? Old, bad, recycled jokes?

Is it Saturday yet? Or better yet, when is the next issue of The Sizzle being served up?

[DuffMan]

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

[Retired Old Rat]

Do NOT click HERE if you are overly sensitive.

Please, don't tell my daughter I posted this.   

[ritz72]

A couple from St. Thomas is going at it in a car.  Suddenly the car lurches forward, and as it is about to go over the edge of the road, the Tommie co-ed jumps out.  The car, with her "boyfriend" still inside, rolls down the ditch, and becomes bogged down in the mud.  The co-ed, realizing she is naked, searches the ground for something to cover herself with. All she can find is an old boot, which she uses to cover her landing strip.  She begins walking down the road, and an old truck pulls up.  SHe goes to the car and says "Sir, could you please help me, my boyfriend is stuck!".  Looking down at the boot covering her, the man in the car smiles and says, "Honey, if he is that far in, there is nothing I can do!  Hop in, and I can give you a ride back to campus!"

[tmerton]

KR hasn't posted on immigration issues in a while ...

Jose and Carlos are pandhandlers in the same town.  Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose but only collects 2 to 3 dollars every day while Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills.

Carlos says to Jose 'I work just as long and hard as you do, but how do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?'.

Jose  says,.... 'Look at your sign, what does it say'?  

Carlos sign reads 'I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support.'

Jose says, 'No wonder you only get $2-3 dollars.'

Carlos says... 'So what does your sign say'?

Jose shows Carlos his sign..... It reads, 'I only need another $10.00 to move back to Mexico.

[Retired Old Rat]

Ritz and Kilted-

Well played gentlemen, well played.

We interrupt the regularly scheduled program to congratulate Brandon Carr for being named the MIAC Defensive Player of the Week.  Two picks, a critical pass break-up, and 6 total tackles with one for loss as the Royals won yet another "Meidter Bowl."

We now return you to Johnnies-Tommies week!  Cheers! 

Carl, were you able to make it to this event?

[Touchdown Tommy]

Do NOT click HERE if you are overly sensitive.

Please, don't tell my daughter I posted this.   

ROR: can you introduce me to the dark haired girl on Saturday?  Thank you sir.

Veek: You, me, and The Sizzle need to have a chat on Sat morning so I can get some polish and grandeur...

[Retired Old Rat]

What flavor Monkey Stomp^tm will the Johnnies put on the Tommies in 2007?

[miacwatchmen]

What flavor Monkey Stomp^tm will the Johnnies put on the Tommies in 2007?

ROR- Let's hope for the old DoubleStompout!!  Give them something to think about for the ride home!!

[finsleft]

The following message sent to SJU students yesterday. TDT, this applies to you, too.

From: Miller, Tonya
Sent: Tuesday, October 23, 2007 8:42 AM
To: CSB Students; SJU Students
Cc: Geller, Mary; Kellom, Gar; Stock, Thomas; Athmann, Shelly; Connolly, Mike; Terhaar, Jody
Subject: Important Notice regarding the Tommie vs. Johnnie Football Game

This message is being sent on behalf of Gar Kellom, Vice President of Student Development, SJU and Mary Geller, Vice President of Student Development, CSB.

Football Fans:

This Saturday we host a football game with St. Thomas, one of the storied rivalries in the MIAC conference.  We wish our team well and a great time for all of the fans. As the game and Family Weekend fast approaches, we would like to remind everyone to use good sportsmanship, conduct themselves with respect and represent our schools in a positive manner.  This especially applies to the selling, purchasing and wearing of t-shirts that disrespect the human dignity of another person. Our colleague, Vice President at St. Thomas, Jane Canney, is sending a similar message to the students there.

The NCAA Division III policy clearly states that "Division III athletics encourages the development of sportsmanship and positive social attitudes. Coaches and players treat each other with respect, and administrators work to foster a positive competitive environment."  In an effort to foster this environment, home and visiting guests wearing clothing that are disrespectful to others will be asked to change before gaining entrance to the football game.

We want to create a positive experience for you, our guests, parents, alumni, and friends who may be attending the game. We want you to cheer and support our players with positive attitude and excitement. Show your Johnny and Blazer spirit and enjoy the game!

Gar Kellom                                                                  Mary Geller
Vice President for Student Development                   Vice President for Student Development
Saint John's University                                                College of
                                                                                    SaintBenedict
Tonya Miller
Executive Secretary
Office of Student Development
Saint John's University
PO Box 2000
Collegeville, MN  56321
(320)363-2737 (o)
(320)363-2504 (f)
www.csbsju.edu/sjustuddev

Rumor has it that some Tommie students had been marketing a shirt that went way beyond even my usual lax standards of taste. 

[Freebird]

I will try not to ruin everyone's fun with Johnnie/Tommie week jokes, but where have all the STO supporters gone??

How does that chant go?

Seasons over...

seasons over...

seasons over...