FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[57Johnnie]

Photo of two Tommie males found in the StiftungsPotty yesterday.  Not sure I want to know what was going on

(as Shoes says, click to embiggen)

Blumpkin???

+K to Zip for the first Blumpkin reference post Tommie game
Also, may I add, a pretty good guess of what was going on inside the StiftungsPotty

Right on ZIP  +k        I wondered about the backward hat

[repete]

Gives a whole new meaning to "rally cap" ...

[sjusection105]

Gives a whole new meaning to "rally cap" ...

+K to Duffman, 57 & repete...this just keeps getting funnier...stupid Tommies

[Kilted Rat]

Is there enough room in a Port-a-john for a Blumpkin?

[Rugman]

Is there enough room in a Port-a-john for a Blumpkin?

I think you have to practice a form of blumpkin interuptus.  Or blumplin sequentious.

[Kilted Rat]

Is there enough room in a Port-a-john for a Blumpkin?

I think you have to practice a form of blumpkin interuptus.  Or blumplin sequentious.

I guess blumpkin interuptus would be the Catholic version. 

[OzJohnnie]

Is there enough room in a Port-a-john for a Blumpkin?

Since Tommies are involved, most definitely.  My guess would be that they need significantly less blumpkin capable space than average.

[Rugman]

Is there enough room in a Port-a-john for a Blumpkin?

Since Tommies are involved, most definitely.  My guess would be that they need significantly less blumpkin capable space than average.

I would also speculate that Tommies might not be doing the Blumpkin correctly, if so, then they would both be able to stand while blumkining.  This would explain why one of the fellows seems to be standing on the toilet seat.  Also there is a derivative of blumpkining where a #1 is involved, instead of the #2.  This version would also be possbile in a standing position.  On the street this is referred to as a Blisskin.

[stanbob]

shouldn't there be a tommie girl involved for it to be a correct Blumpkin?

[Rugman]

shouldn't there be a tommie girl involved for it to be a correct Blumpkin?

Technically you are right, Mr Stanbob.  These Tommies are practicing homoblumpkinism.  But we have all had the proper diversity training, I hope, to realize that this should be accepted without criticism.

[Rugman]

shouldn't there be a tommie girl involved for it to be a correct Blumpkin?

It is also possible Mr Stanbob that there was a Tommie girl earlier involved in a 3-way Blumpkin and said girl had already fled the scene.  Possibly to the Science Center rest room to wash up.  Those of us not present just do not have enough information about the claimed incident.  Perhaps some of the actual observers could comment?

[Redtooth]

I interrupt this Blumpkin conversation to bring you my thoughts on the Trinity play from yesterday.....I just watched it again on the net (after TV last night).  Listening to the Trinity broadcast made me think about how Mark and Brian would reacted with a similar play (I know they had the Gearman play at Concordia two years ago )

Mark either passes out from excitement or has a cardiac arrest while on the air

Brian tells us that football players educated at the Prep School would not have fallen for the play then he proceeds to tell us some useless fact above leaves in the fall and how students educated at the Prep School do better in science classes than other students

[OzJohnnie]

Ya know, jumping on the blumpkin bandwagon may be a case of premature speculation.  These are Tommies, after all, so there are a number of reason I can think of them being in the port-a-tommie besides trying to shoot the moon on UrbanDictionary potty games.

For example:

* It's a good chance they are majors in Janitorial Engineering and were merely studying the latest developments in gravity assisted flow controls

* They could have been trying to impress their way into the rumored new medical school by doing a renegade stool sampling survey

* Perhaps they were behind on their science homework and looked to procure some fresh smelling cleaning agent for a "Chemistry in the world" report due Monday

* As part of their Christian studies, maybe they wanted to see if there really was a smell in there that would outlast religion

I would just hate to rush into a faulty judgment and fail to give a couple Tommies all the respect they deserve.

[Rugman]

Ya know, jumping on the blumpkin bandwagon may be a case of premature speculation.  These are Tommies, after all, so there are a number of reason I can think of them being in the port-a-tommie besides trying to shoot the moon on UrbanDictionary potty games.

For example:

* It's a good chance they are majors in Janitorial Engineering and were merely studying the latest developments in gravity assisted flow controls

* They could have been trying to impress their way into the rumored new medical school by doing a renegade stool sampling survey

* Perhaps they were behind on their science homework and looked to procure some fresh smelling cleaning agent for a "Chemistry in the world" report due Monday

* As part of their Christian studies, maybe they wanted to see if there really was a smell in there that would outlast religion

I would just hate to rush into a faulty judgment and fail to give a couple Tommies all the respect they deserve.

I agree.  I'm bored with these blumpkins.  But, Mr Zip started it, so he will have to officially end it.

[repete]

I interrupt this Blumpkin conversation to bring you my thoughts on the Trinity play from yesterday.....I just watched it again on the net (after TV last night).  Listening to the Trinity broadcast made me think about how Mark and Brian would reacted with a similar play (I know they had the Gearman play at Concordia two years ago )

Mark either passes out from excitement or has a cardiac arrest while on the air

Brian tells us that football players educated at the Prep School would not have fallen for the play then he proceeds to tell us some useless fact above leaves in the fall and how students educated at the Prep School do better in science classes than other students

That play lasted more than 45 seconds, which means they would have had to break for "Academic rigor, spiritual growth" at least twice...