FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[TC]

TC, you have no confidence in me whatsoever. That hurts.

You say it like confidence is warranted...

[Mr.Shoes]

By scripting the first 20 plays, do you meen scoring 20 touchdowns?

I knew I liked this guy for a reason.

[BumFighter]

I don't know what time Hamms goes on tap, but chances are if we get there at 8:00 there will be none left for anybody else.  I am just looking out for the well-being of everyone else here.

Eastern Europeans like hockey, your ride can meet his lady friend at the hockey game, where we can drink in the parking lot, then maybe f with St. Could State a little bit.  Or, you could just drink by yourself at the La.  

[finsleft]

A Guy walks into a bar with an octopus. He sits the octopus on a stool and announces that this is a very talented octopus, which can play any musical instrument in the world.
Everyone laughs at the man, calling him an idiot. So he says that he'll wager £50 to anyone who has an instrument that the octopus can't play.
A guy walks up with a guitar and puts it beside the octopus. Immediately the octopus picks up the guitar and starts playing better than Eric Clapton. The guitar man pays up his £50.
Another guy comes up with a trumpet. This time the octopus plays like Miles Davis.
This guy pays his £50.
Then a Scotsman hands over a set of bagpipes. The octopus fumbles with it for a minute and then sits down with a confused look.
"Ha," the Scot says. "Can ye no play it?" The Octopus looks at him and says: "Play it? I'm going to make love to it as soon as I figure out how to get these pyjamas off..."

[57Johnnie]

ZIP,
I looked at the weather report and thought I should remind you to take an ample supply of snow snake medicine.
57   

[sju56321]

57-I got some Hamms-will that do? I'm just worried that the spilled beer during the shotgun contest will freeze and Duffman or Ritz will injure themselves and not compete for the title.

[57Johnnie]

ZIP - When I lived back there we relied on Schnapps but times have changed. I do know that brandy works anywhere. 

[sju56321]

57-Perhaps if you stand outside before the game and have some Brandy-it will be like tailgating by osmosis-we could even call you to bring you the experience live.  8)

[Kilted Rat]

Request for the Shotgunning rules committee:

I would like to teleconference in on the 1st round of shotgunning this week. I will not be competing, I just want to feel like I'm there.

If bus is there, he could hold a phone up so I could hear duffman signal the start.

[57Johnnie]

ZIP - sounds like a good idea. I was going to suggest consulting KR what the best antidote for snow snakes is but I remembered that experience trumps medicine in this regard.
Off to work - I manage a charity Bingo on Thurs PM - only work outside of Honeydo I do any more - easier than Honeydo too. 

[SJU92#57]

Hey guy's, actually had to work today. If the Hamms is to cold, I will have a couple bottles of the good DR. M on had to share with my fellow Johnnie faithfull

[kubiack78]

Work?? what's that?

[kubiack78]

As you can see SJU92 my karma is on the plus side... lots of johnnie love lately

[BumFighter]

Isn't work where you sit on the computer all day and post?

[SJU92#57]

78, well I pulled a u, I showed up and told the guy's what need to get done today and I went and F'd off the rest of the day.