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[OzJohnnie]

OzJohnnie, when would be a good time to make the trip to Australia to see my daughter? Early March or May? She is flying out on Valentine's Day.

She'll be a Sydney-sider if I remember correctly.  May is getting into winter so your chances of rain are greater.  You'll have a better chance of perfect weather in March.

But to answer your question directly: A good time to visit your daughter is any time you miss her. 

[BDB]

There is little wonder that Arbor Day originated in Nebraska - and yet one can still drive what seems like hours without seeing more than a handful of trees.

Reminds me of the old joke:

Q: Why are there so many trees in France?

A: The Germans liked to march in the shade.

[OzJohnnie]

Reminds me of the old joke:

Q: Why are there so many trees in France?

A: The Germans liked to march in the shade.

Ha!  There's nothing I like better than Surrender Monkey jokes.

Q: Do frogs have ears and how do you know?

A: They must.  How else would they know what their German overlords want for breakfast?

[janesvilleflash]

French military rifles for sale. Never fired, dropped once.

[BDB]

This is way too funny...

I Googled French Military Victories and it came back.....

No Web matches. Did you mean.....

French Military defeats?

[BDB]

OZ, I found the Surrender Monkey of which you speak.

Complete with a beret and some French cheese.

[Rugman]

OZ, I found the Surrender Monkey of which you speak.

Complete with a beret and some French cheese.

That's a pretty good looking monkey.  I might want to adopt that monkey as my avatar.

[OzJohnnie]

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OZ, I found the Surrender Monkey of which you speak.

Complete with a beret and some French cheese.

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OZ, I found the Surrender Monkey of which you speak.

Complete with a beret and some French cheese.

Ha!  Belly laugh on that one.  I found a few quotes in "Soldier of Surrender" magazine, the official magazine of the French military:



"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me." --- General George S. Patton

"It's no surprise the French won't help us get Saddam Hussein out of Iraq.  They didn't help us get Germany out of France, either.  Still, it's essential for them to join us in the war against Iraq.  They can teach the Iraqis how to surrender." --- Jay Leno

Q: What's the motto of the US Marine Corps?
A: Semper Fi
Q: What's the motto of the French Army?
A: Stop, drop, and run!

[BDB]

On the cover....

Q: What wine goes with surrender?

A: White! Of course!

[sjusection105]

Roll Call: How many have to work a partial day on Monday,Christmas Eve?

I'm off until next year. But I'll still be around MIACPP

Merry Christmas to all and to all +K (even TDT)

[OzJohnnie]

Roll Call: How many have to work a partial day on Monday,Christmas Eve?

I have to stop by the office because I was too lazy to file a couple expenses on Friday (choose to drink beer instead - whatever).

I'm justifying it since I just thought of another small present to get the wife so I'll use it as an excuse to swing by the city and pick it up.

[bennie]

Roll Call: How many have to work a partial day on Monday,Christmas Eve?

I'm off until next year. But I'll still be around MIACPP

Merry Christmas to all and to all +K (even TDT)

In the past I have had to work the whole day on Christmas Eve. Once I even staffed the office by myself for the last few hours so that the support staff could go home early. This year the office is closed the entire day!! I thought about taking the 26th off to go shopping, but then I came to my senses!

[VOJ]

Ok, I have officially decided I do not like VOJ. I understand he is the big radio guy and all that crap, but I have decided after readingf\ a bunch of his posts, I officially call PRICK. Sorry VOJ, I call em like I see em.

Geez, flash, I have to throw a flag on that one.  15 for unsportsmanlikeconduct.

BTW, are you suggesting that VOJ should post over on the No Fun Board?

Thanks TMert...by the way I have posted on the no fun board recently...

[BDB]

Roll Call: How many have to work a partial day on Monday,Christmas Eve?

I'm justifying it since I just thought of another small present to get the wife so I'll use it as an excuse to swing by the city and pick it up.

OZ. Another? As in more than one?     

I've got to crank out the company payroll Monday morning.

The holiday couldn't have hit on a worse day for moi. <-french word 

[VOJ]

Ok, I have officially decided I do not like VOJ. I understand he is the big radio guy and all that crap, but I have decided after readingf\ a bunch of his posts, I officially call PRICK. Sorry VOJ, I call em like I see em.

What did I ever do to you?  Nice how you judge a guy before you meet him...your acting like those other WIAC haters...thought you were different flash...dissapointing...[/font]

VOJ I think you might be displaying what irritates JVF.  Why does someone have to meet someone to judge them?  I've never met George Bush, but I think he is the worst president in my lifetime (JC a close second).  I've never met Gags, but admire him greatly.  Both of these people have expressed themselves in public often enough for me to get a good impression of how they conduct themselves.  Those of us using this board frequently are also displaying ourselves.  And, a bit of irony here; aren't you counter-judging under the same pretenses?  And, since it's Christmas I gave you a +k anyway.

U might be right...there are some guys here that are not my favorite either...