FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[finsleft]

Hehe...good stuff, 57, 105 and KR! +k all week, as if you'll notice a difference. 

[tmerton]

Is this beaver joke week?  I think the mayor nominated it as such.

Let me tell you, it's difficult to find a beaver joke that I feel comfortable posting here.

Understandable in your situation.  

[DuffMan]

It was suggested on the WIAC board that I ask Duff for his help in this matter.

Any suggestions oh computer guru

There can't possibly be that many minutes of highlights

Sorry, I'm not the guru the cheeseheads make me out to be.  Maybe Mr. Shoes will see this and chime in.

[OzJohnnie]

Well, this isn't really related to beavers, but this dude is about as smart as a beaver.  The interviewer is about two watts brighter, making the beaver look a little more clever than he probably should.

[VOJ]

Enjoying the beaver jokes fellas...just wanted to know who might be at the SJU red tie gala on the 1st...I will be there as will some others from the radio crew...would like to see you all there...I am sure they will served Hams, well maybe not, but I bet we could bring our own and make runs to the parking lot.

[tmerton]

Keeping with the week's theme, according to a list of little known facts sent to me by a friend ...

>• The first toilet ever seen on television was on "Leave It To Beaver."
(They showed a toilet!?)


And now, quotes from the show:

June Cleaver: Eddie, would you care to stay for dinner? We're having roast beef.
Eddie Haskell: No thank you, Mrs. Cleaver. I really must be getting home. We're having squab this evening.

*****

Fred Rutherford: Have to keep a firm hand on boys nowadays, Ward. My Clarence [aka "Lumpy"] answered me back the other day. I smacked him right in the mouth. None of this psychology for me.   (Ah, those were the days ... )

*****

Eddie Haskell: Gee, your kitchen always looks so clean.
June Cleaver: Why, thank you, Eddie.
Eddie Haskell: My mother says it looks as though you never do any work in here.

*****

(This may remind Duff of some of his fishing trips)
Ward Cleaver: How'd the fishing go Beav?
Theodore "Beaver" Cleaver: Great Dad. We didn't catch any fish, but Larry and I saw a man slip on a wet rock and heard everything he said.

*****

Eddie Haskell: Not me! Your father doesn't like me.
Wally Cleaver: Why would you say that?
Eddie Haskell: On account of the way he looks at me when he opens the door. Sometimes I think he'd be happier to see Kruschev standing there.

[finsleft]

Well, this isn't really related to beavers, but this dude is about as smart as a beaver.  The interviewer is about two watts brighter, making the beaver look a little more clever than he probably should.

Oz, that's an insult to beavers everywhere.

[57Johnnie]

Here is a great beaver story. I can't vouch for the veracity but it passes my smell test. 

http://www.trap17.com/index.php/beaver-joke_t30641.html

[finsleft]

Jake is 5 and learning to read.  He points at a picture in a zoo book and says, "Look Mama! It's a frickin' beaver!"

Deep breath ... "What did you call it?"

"It's a frickin' beaver, Mama!  It says so on the picture!"

and so it does ....  " A f r i c a n  beaver "

[tmerton]

Well, this isn't really related to beavers, but this dude is about as smart as a beaver.  The interviewer is about two watts brighter, making the beaver look a little more clever than he probably should.

This was worthy of a televised interview in Oz-land?   

Reminds me of the time about six years ago when we had gone back to the midwest for a football weekend (at some D1 school).  As we were going to bed that Saturday night we got a call from a policeman at our house telling us that they had just chased about 200 kids away.  Seems #2 son had menioned to some friends that we were going to be gone for the weekend.  Cells phones change everything - you can get 200 kids to show up in 30 minutes.

[tmerton]

Bill's last day at work - sigh, sniff.

[BDB]

Is there a better thing to see in the NFL than Jerry Jones on the sidelines when his team blows it in the playoffs? 

On a related note, Dallas Cowboys fans have begun to refer to Jessica Simpson as Yoko Romo!   

[57Johnnie]

Is there a better thing to see in the NFL than Jerry Jones on the sidelines when his team blows it in the playoffs? 

On a related note, Dallas Cowboys fans have began to refer to Jessica Simpson as Yoko Romo!   

I don't feel sorry for Jones or the Cowboys but Wade Phillips is truly one of the 'Good Guys'.

[cobbernation]

Is there a better thing to see in the NFL than Jerry Jones on the sidelines when his team blows it in the playoffs? 

On a related note, Dallas Cowboys fans have began to refer to Jessica Simpson as Yoko Romo!   

I don't feel sorry for Jones or the Cowboys but Wade Phillips is truly one of the 'Good Guys'.

I would like to see Romo blamed for the loss because of his relationship with J. Simpson gaining a ton of media attention.  But can you really blame him for vacationing with her in mexico..where it's warm...in a bikini?   I know I wouldn't!

[BDB]

YOKO ONO              YOKO ROMO