FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[Gray Fox]

Anyone watching Roger testify?  It's streaming live at cnn.com.

They are having a call in show on C-SPAN 3.  I was watching the testimony but not as close as some people.  Some of them are saying it broke down on party lines, with Republicans supporting Roger and Democrats supporting McNamee.

[Rugman]

Anyone watching Roger testify?  It's streaming live at cnn.com.

I saw the first 20 minutes.  Who is lying?

[snoop dawg]

Clemens is going to jail.

[BDB]

Hey Where is BDB when you need him. His favorite race car driver is featured in the SI Swimsuit issue.

+k  8)

[Gray Fox]

Clemens is going to jail.

Marion Jones is.  Clemens has more bucks for lawyers.  So, we will see.

[sumander]

Hey Where is BDB when you need him. His favorite race car driver is featured in the SI Swimsuit issue.

+k  8)

There has to be enough material there for about a half a years worth of Danica Fridays!

[Barber Greene]

Think I will post this here since it is something within your geographical area 

Macalester's Hudson: The first, but forgotten until now

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/blackhistory2008/news/story?id=3242729

[BDB]

I always wondered what she wore underneath her racing suit.  

[snoop dawg]

BDB...A months worth of +k for that one. 

Clemens lied so many times it was pathetic.  I can't beleive his attorneys had him so unprepared.  He looked like a lying fool.  Maybe he will be Vick's roommate.

[finsleft]

I haven't watched any of Days of Our Steroidal Lives today, but there is one thing that's been eating at me about Rocket. As ballistic as he went after the trainer alleged shooting HGH in his fat ass, then the trainer says Roger's wife's pretty butt got a dosage, too. If not true, you'd think Rocket would've been in the dude's driveway within hours. 

[BDB]

I've been wondering exactly the same, fins.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/swimsuit/collection/issues/2003/03_rclemens_01.html

CLICK HERE FOR THE BIG PIC.

[snoop dawg]

fins.....his testimony had more holes in it than a lifetime supply of swiss cheese.  I think it is posted on the espn website.  Read it, they made him look like a monkey.

[snoop dawg]

fins....here is a good synopsis of the Clemens muck and mire :

http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2008/02/photo_getty_imagesif_you_haven.html

[finsleft]

Best line:

Congress has now spent more time on Clemens's ass than a pair of stirrup pants.

[OleFan]

PENALTIES                G   No  Yds Avg/G
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1. Saint John's Univ...  8   33  247  30.9
2. Bethel University...  8   36  254  31.8
3. St. Olaf College....  8   50  417  52.1
4. Concordia College...  8   46  423  52.9
5. Carleton College....  8   51  468  58.5
6. Hamline University..  8   55  478  59.8
7. Univ. of St. Thomas.  8   54  489  61.1
8. Augsburg College....  8   57  519  64.9
9. Gustavus Adolphus...  8   53  533  66.6

OPPONENT PENALTIES       G   No  Yds Avg/G
------------------------------------------
1. Hamline University..  8   64  646  80.8
2. Augsburg College....  8   48  478  59.8
3. Univ. of St. Thomas.  8   48  458  57.2
4. Carleton College....  8   50  421  52.6
5. Saint John's Univ...  8   47  405  50.6
6. St. Olaf College....  8   50  379  47.4
7. Bethel University...  8   39  356  44.5
8. Concordia College...  8   42  352  44.0
9. Gustavus Adolphus...  8   47  333  41.6

The average yard per penalty should tell you what type of calls were penalty.  Obviously as you move towards the end zones the stat gets a little skewed, but the information is nice.  I have to wonder what Gustavus was doing to average over 10 yards per penalty.  Anyways, these are some fun stats to see trends in the conference.

I do look forward to reading about Coach Don Hudson at Macalester.  It looks interesting.