FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[57Johnnie]

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.  The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.  When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'

After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.

After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.

The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.  When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'

 'It was Bob, the next-door neighbor,' she replies.

 'Great!' the husband says.  'Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?' 

[finsleft]

Don't let anybody ever tell you we don't have our fun here in St. Cloud. Just look at the blast we had here last night.

[tmerton]

Lost in  translation.

[tmerton]

Summer travel overseas?  It's important to speak the lingua franca if you do - otherwise you could end up finding yourself unable to communicate with a non-English speaking population.

[finsleft]

...the Doctor replied 'Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.'

'Okay then,' Tommie said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'whoo-ha' the doctor had ever seen. It couldn't have been bigger than the size of a AAA battery.


Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure.
'I'm so sorry,' said the doctor. 'I really am. I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again. Now, what seems to be the problem?'


'It's swollen,' Tommie replied.

[BDB]

Don't let anybody ever tell you we don't have our fun here in St. Cloud. Just look at the blast we had here last night.

I don't know, fins.

She looks pretty normal to me. 

[finsleft]

I loved this part:

"Christensen told police that she had gotten into an argument with her boyfriend and had taken the shotgun from his apartment, said Sgt. Jerry Edblad. She was heading to the store to buy some shotgun shells and wanted to fire off some shells into the air because she was frustrated from the argument, he said."

Wow!

[Gray Fox]

You guys are giving me a headache.  I think I'll take an aspirin.

   http://www.cafeoflifepikespeak.com/Videos/Licensed%20To%20Pill.swf

[DutchFan2004]

I loved this part:

"Christensen told police that she had gotten into an argument with her boyfriend and had taken the shotgun from his apartment, said Sgt. Jerry Edblad. She was heading to the store to buy some shotgun shells and wanted to fire off some shells into the air because she was frustrated from the argument, he said."

Wow!

She was not like your ex was she Fins 

[Klopenhiemer]

That video is hilarious.  That is a perfect end to my work day.  Thanks!

[Kilted Rat]

Don't let anybody ever tell you we don't have our fun here in St. Cloud. Just look at the blast we had here last night.

Ladies and Gentlemen,
Introducing Fins' next ex-wife!

[Klopenhiemer]

Don't let anybody ever tell you we don't have our fun here in St. Cloud. Just look at the blast we had here last night.

Ladies and Gentlemen,
Introducing Fins' next ex-wife!

She was probably just trying to get a jump on the next deer season!

[kubiack78]

I loved this part:

"Christensen told police that she had gotten into an argument with her boyfriend and had taken the shotgun from his apartment, said Sgt. Jerry Edblad. She was heading to the store to buy some shotgun shells and wanted to fire off some shells into the air because she was frustrated from the argument, he said."

Wow!

I don't know... sounds pretty normal to me,   come on she just has some anger issues, and some money management issues

[kubiack78]

Can't remember if I saw this here or not so if this is a repeat I apologize

Ron Burgandy's ESPN audition:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l33ohfzgk9k

[finsleft]

I loved this part:

"Christensen told police that she had gotten into an argument with her boyfriend and had taken the shotgun from his apartment, said Sgt. Jerry Edblad. She was heading to the store to buy some shotgun shells and wanted to fire off some shells into the air because she was frustrated from the argument, he said."

Wow!

She was not like your ex was she Fins 

As a matter of fact, I see a lot of similarities.