FB: Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[BDB]

For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this was connected with marriage or religion.  The Indian Embassy in Washington , D.C. Has recently revealed the true story.  When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union.  On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he has won a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop or a motel in the United States .  If nothing is there, he must take a job answering telephones giving technical advice.

Is BDB's wife Hindu? Did BDB marry twins? He owns several gas station/convenience stores + several liquor barns 

No hindu. Blonde Polish gal from Little Falls. 

[OzJohnnie]

Russell Peters, obviously an ethnic Indian (sub-continental), does some pretty good stand-up.  Here's a full 45 minute routine, if you have the time.  If not, here's the first clip of his that I saw.   Two and a half minutes that hooked me.

Edit: Language warning if you happen to be at work or the chitlins are nearby.

[57Johnnie]

St. Thomas -4 UW-Stout -1 Final Score 

Dammit. I knew these kids. Great kids.

I know +k won't help but that's the best I can do for now. 
I'll fess up - I forgot the Redenbachers 
Damn - I haven't waited 24 hrs 

[57Johnnie]

Well, if you are going to screw up your life..

at least you have the memories.

I'd think that Mrs. Spitzer doing the Tammy Wynette Stand By Your Man Routine will last long enough to file the papers to take the former Gov. to the cleaners. She is Harvard Law as well as a version of Jennifier Aniston +15 yrs.
The over/under on the divorce is 6 month.
Anyone want to take odds?

I know that, if I pulled a Spitzer, the only good thing to come of it would be that Mrs. 57 prolly wouldn't bother to Bobbitt before we parted company. 

[BDB]

Courtesy of 'gro over in the LLPP, here's another shot of her. 

[sfury]

I see we have OleFan hanging with us.

Plenty of hockey 8) happening in Northfield.

Just reading to see if there is any football news.  St. Olaf's club team did beat Carleton 13-1 a week and a half ago.  St. Olaf struggled this year due to a lot of issues.

I am traveling to Annapolis and NYC in a couple of weeks.  I am planning on spending a day touring the Naval Academy.  I am going to Yankee Stadium on April 4, and I am definitely hoping to see another brawl between the Rays and the Yankees.  I despise the Yankees, but it is the final year for the stadium.  If anyone has any suggestions please let me know.

Take the tour of the Stadium. If you're seeing a night game, they have tours at like 11 a.m., noon, and 1, I believe. If it's a day game, try and take one on a separate day. They're like 18 bucks or so, but you get to go on the field, into monument park, into the dugout, and the press box. You can also see Monument Park right before the game, but the line is always ridiculously long and you might only get a few minutes there. The regular tours are an hour long.

[kubiack78]

Competition for story of the year is already over. Woman is rescued after spending two years on the toilet. Her skin had twisted itself around the toilet she was there so long.

http://www.tucsoncitizen.com/daily/local/79410.php

I've been sitting here for 20 minutes trying to figure out what to type in response to this whopper.  Gotta run now - wife's banging on the bathroom door telling me to go to work.

Edit: Uhm.....

Edit 2: Say, uh, could someone do me a favor and call the fire dept?

Get off the thunder box OZ. 

[finsleft]

 



                               THE HALF-WIT

A man owned a small farm in Wisconsin.  The Wisconsin State Wage & Hour Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him.

'I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,' demanded the agent.

'Well,' replied the farmer, 'there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years.  I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board.  The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week plus free room and board.  Then there's the half-wit who works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here.  He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night.  He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.'

'That's the guy I want to talk to --- the half-wit,' says the agent.

'That would be me', replied the farmer.

           

[snoop dawg]

janesville.........3+k,s for that one.  If you lived in So. Cal, you would realize just how true your joke is.

[DutchFan2004]

janesville.........3+k,s for that one.  If you lived in So. Cal, you would realize just how true your joke is.

Snoop,

I think that is true just about anywhere in the US

[Knightstalker]

janesville.........3+k,s for that one.  If you lived in So. Cal, you would realize just how true your joke is.

Snoop,

I think that is true just about anywhere in the US

Come out here to the East coast.  Come to my company, I work for an Indian owned company.

[bennie]

He may need those memories if he goes to jail 

Nah, I am sure that he and his cellmate will make some new memories! 8)

[bennie]

Hey bennie - How'd you like the double dose of Alexander "The Great" Ovechkin?

I would rather watch Alex than Sidney any day of the week. The Kid's girlish scream after scoring on Sunday was embarrassing! Actually, the whole "mic'ed up" segment is just useless. I can't decide if it is because the players are idiots that can't speak in complete sentences or if it is because of editing out all of the swear words. Because of my lip reading skills, I am leaning towards the latter.

[bennie]

Apparently the Smiter Bandit (or at least one of them) is a Sidney Crosby fan that is a little sensitive about how he passed his time in jail! Don't be such a hater!

[57Johnnie]

Apparently the Smiter Bandit (or at least one of them) is a Sidney Crosby fan that is a little sensitive about how he passed his time in jail! Don't be such a hater!

I keep trying to get your karma up to your IQ but the SS is fighting me